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The Flirting Thread  
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2482 times:

So...fess up....after reading that dreadful thread about the gay man flirting in the sauna in a most obvious way....how do you flirt?? Never mind if you're straight/Bi/Gay...how do you do it??

Me???? Ah well, I was always the strong silent type who believed that the best way to attract a woman's attention was to ignore them...but nowadays I have found that not wearing a wedding ring (I am always breaking mine through rock-climbing, kayaking or other adventurous pursuits) is all that is needed to attract dirty MILFs....have to beat them off with a stick sometimes!!  Wink

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User currently offlineAaron747 From Japan, joined Aug 2003, 8153 posts, RR: 26
Reply 1, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2478 times:

I get my harem of female co-workers (most of whom are rather attractive) to complain about their boyfriends and/or husbands via carefully crafted conversation. Works like a charm every time. I know that's going way past breaking the guy code, but so be it.


If you need someone to blame / throw a rock in the air / you'll hit someone guilty
User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 2, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 2457 times:

Jafa,
Here are some guidelines for you. These have been screened by Fox TV as being safe.



A role model for all professionals in high visibility positions.




474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offline747438 From UK - England, joined Jan 2007, 838 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 2455 times:

Licking my eyebrows. It attracts their attention

User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 2451 times:

When you are as handsome as I am, all you have to do is walk into a room, and immediately get the feeling that all women present are undressing me with their eyes.

Sometimes it makes me very uncomfortable, as I believe they want me to do something that is still illegal in parts of this country.

Does this happen to others?


User currently offlineMelpax From Australia, joined Apr 2005, 1621 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 2447 times:



Quoting Aaron747 (Reply 1):

That one works for me as well..........



Essendon - Whatever it takes......
User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 6, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 2420 times:

Jafa,
This link is to a short instructional film that I'm sure will benefit you. It addresses your challenges directly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZTR6w-FTM&feature=related



474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 9033 posts, RR: 75
Reply 7, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2376 times:
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Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 6):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZTR6w-FTM&feature=related

 rotfl   rotfl 

Thats funny Big grin

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User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3068 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2313 times:

I get accused of flirting all the time even though I'm not, so I have no idea how to consciously "flirt" on purpose.  Confused

I just smile, introduce myself, then get whoever talking about their self and let nature take it's course. Big grin



Able to kill active threads stone dead with a single post!
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2310 times:



Quoting 747438 (Reply 3):
Licking my eyebrows. It attracts their attention

LMAO......

Vaps  bouncy 


User currently offlineBagpiper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2297 times:



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
When you are as handsome as I am, all you have to do is walk into a room, and immediately get the feeling that all women present are undressing me with their eyes.

You're getting as snotty as WellHung now.


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2266 times:



Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
have to beat them off with a stick sometimes!!

Hey, whatever turns you on...

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Does this happen to others?

...and then you woke up and smelled the toast burning  rotfl 


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 12, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2260 times:



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 11):
Hey, whatever turns you on...

...JGP can satisfy you for 5 Euros and a lift back to the docks. Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineOgre727 From Spain, joined Feb 2005, 720 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2251 times:



Quoting 747438 (Reply 3):
Licking my eyebrows. It attracts their attention

Brilliant, just brilliant.



Sigh
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2251 times:



Quoting Banco (Reply 12):
...JGP can satisfy you for 5 Euros and a lift back to the docks.

Tsk tsk. YOU know better than that - your account runs into well over 7 figures. Prompt settlement (bullion transfer or bearer bonds) would oblige.


User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2246 times:

I honestly don't know if I flirt or not. If I am, I must not be doing it right.  boggled 

User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 2240 times:

I just talk. Having an English accent here in CA is the greatest flirting asset any guy could have. Although occasionally it's mistaken for Australian, which I just don't understand.

User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 2151 times:



Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 6):
This link is to a short instructional film that I'm sure will benefit you. It addresses your challenges directly.

Salvation!!!! Thank you kevin!!


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2127 times:



Quoting Bagpiper (Reply 10):
You're getting as snotty as WellHung now.

Aren't cheap insults like that ban-worthy?  Wink

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 11):
and then you woke up and smelled the toast burning

No, it was the 'rubber' burning.  Wink


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2119 times:



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 18):
No, it was the 'rubber' burning.

I've told you before, you have to unplug the "toys" before going to sleep - one day they'll short out and kill you.


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2109 times:



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 19):
I've told you before, you have to unplug the "toys" before going to sleep - one day they'll short out and kill you.

Which begets another questions, can we use them in the hot tub?


User currently offlineMsnell From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2007, 42 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 2105 times:



Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 16):
I just talk. Having an English accent here in CA is the greatest flirting asset any guy could have. Although occasionally it's mistaken for Australian, which I just don't understand.

Works a treat everytime, that's how I got talking to my American Fiance, especially when I slipped her an invite to the Officers' Wardroom on a British Warship!

The only problem I have in New Jersey (especially the University town of New Brunswick) is young males taking offence when their girlfriends notice my English friends' accents. I always tell the angry guys that we are from Australia or New Zealand, then when they insult those countries I don't get offended.

Quoting Banco (Reply 12):
...JGP can satisfy you for 5 Euros and a lift back to the docks.

Reminds me of a time I was drunk in a bar in Dubai, I was very young and naiive so when this gorgeous Russian girl started talking to me I was amazed. Everything I said to her was witty, and interesting (or so her face told me) I couldn't believe my luck. I was on fire, I was Roger Moore, I was Sean Connery, I was Daniel Craig.
I then asked her what she did for work in Dubai, she said "Sex for money.".....
I was Mr Bean.
 Angry


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2051 times:

I'm gonna pussy out here. I've got no need to flirt, as the good wife will do everything including swing from the chandelier (twice, if necessary).

There are plenny of hot chicks at work, but all I gotta do is ask the good wife if I can "finish myself off" and "can I think about that tall chick with the big butt at work I was tellin' you about?"

"Sure" is the answer I always get.


User currently offlineLogansGirl From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 54 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2048 times:



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 22):

I'm CastleIsland's wife, and I approved this message. tongue 



I Love CastleIsland!!!!!!!!!!!!
User currently offlineDavestanKSAN From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 1678 posts, RR: 13
Reply 24, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2027 times:



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 22):



Quoting LogansGirl (Reply 23):

 rotfl  DUDE Logan, you are the master, I am not worthy, even thought that's borderline TMI, you showoff  tongue 

Dave



Yesterday we've sinned, today we move towards God. Touch the sky....love and respect...Safe Star!
25 Post contains images KevinL1011 : How can we be sure? Possibly you are. What if CI is posting as Logans Girl? Could this all be an illusion?
26 Post contains images Jafa39 : Dude....anyone ever tell you thinking is bad for ya?
27 MCOflyer : Same here. I do not like to flirt at work but it happens. Trust me, my boss accuses me of it and laughs everytime. Hunter
28 Maverick623 : I've been blessed with being able to convincingly fake any accent (usually there's a phrase which sounds right in just one accent, so I start off wit
29 Post contains images JGPH1A : Go ahead. Please post pics of the results I wouldn't put it past him. But he has little time to post these days, what with mowing the lawn, doing the
30 GOCAPS16 : I think your boss is trying to tell you something, more like, your flirting sucks.
31 UK_Dispatcher : I have a similar problem - the only difference being that people tend to dress me with their eyes. Yes, in many bars in Dubai and Abu Dhabi the girls
32 MCOflyer : Trust me, he would say that except friends do not do that. I got a good line but will share it via im fearing I will get banned. Hunter
33 Post contains images JGPH1A : ...and put a dust sheet over you for good measure
34 Post contains images CastleIsland : Funny, last time I used this expression here, someone thought I was actually talking about cutting the grass. BTW, there isn't a patch of grass withi
35 Post contains images JGPH1A : You are such a pig... One does if one's wife instructs one to ! Do as you're told.
36 Post contains images CastleIsland : Which is why I mow the lawn instead.
37 JGPH1A : I'm sure there's some blue law against that !
38 Post contains images ZKSUJ : Geez you're too kind. Pick on the Ozzies and leave us out man, after all they were a bunch of convicts from the 'motherland' anyway, so they deserve
39 CastleIsland : The blue laws are slowly fading away; I was able to buy booze today.
40 JGPH1A : Tsk tsk ! I shall have to report ye unto the Elders, that they may put thee in the stocks, and brand thee with the Fornicators badge of shame !
41 Post contains images GOCAPS16 : They're cheap as hell, though. Take one for the team, Hunta.
42 Post contains images GQfluffy : Real (not imaginary) friends would... All the time...
43 Post contains images Jafa39 : So speaks the voice of experience
44 Post contains images AndesSMF : Burn a hot dog, it's about the same... You make it seem that 'mowing the lawn' is a sexual euphemism...is it? and for what? Thanks for leaving me out
45 JeffSFO : If you're cold calling a girl at a bar, party or event, using humor always works well. If you can make them laugh you're halfway there. Also, confiden
46 Post contains images Maverick623 : It's all about confidence... and good looks . Remember, you're basically trying to sell yourself to them. If you come across as unsure about your pro
47 Post contains images Bok269 : I talk, use humor, treat her well, etc. Treat a girl well and she'll take care of you.
48 Post contains images YooYoo : You should get a Brazilian lawn with a landing strip for your plane.
49 Post contains images TSS : You're thinking of the "Landing Strip" or "Hitler" look. "Brazilian" lawns have no grass at all.
50 Post contains images YooYoo : tell that to my neighbours wife.
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