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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12163 posts, RR: 36
Posted (6 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1318 times:
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A mother is driving a little girl to her friends house
for a play date.

'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,'
the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal
questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and
Daddy get a divorce?'

'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two
friends begin to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the
little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look
at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it
has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how old you are, you are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you
find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why
you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'


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User currently offlineMarquis From Germany, joined Sep 2005, 274 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (6 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1257 times:

Priceless. Thanks for sharing that one.  Big grin  rotfl 


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User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8625 posts, RR: 15
Reply 2, posted (6 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1140 times:

That is a good one. I just have to wonder why they do not print the reasons people get divorced.

Hunter



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User currently offlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2003 posts, RR: 22
Reply 3, posted (6 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1045 times:



Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 2):
I just have to wonder why they do not print the reasons people get divorced.

Anyone who dabbles in a bit of common sense would know that people get divorced because they no longer want to be married - what better reason do you need?



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User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8625 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (6 years 4 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1032 times:



Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 3):

Anyone who dabbles in a bit of common sense would know that people get divorced because they no longer want to be married - what better reason do you need?

Well I think it should indicate why as in was it peacefully resolved or badly resolved.

Hunter



Never be afraid to stand up for who you are.
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5093 posts, RR: 35
Reply 5, posted (6 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 972 times:



Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 4):

Well I think it should indicate why as in was it peacefully resolved or badly resolved.

why?? on your driving license?? Name me one situation where you would need to know why someone got divorced, other than out of nosyness?



That'll teach you
User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26196 posts, RR: 76
Reply 6, posted (6 years 4 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 970 times:



Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'

 rotfl  rotfl 

That one snuck up on me.



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