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A Southwest Joke  
User currently offlineRIXrat From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 789 posts, RR: 0
Posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1879 times:

Southwest Airlines

A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to
his
mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother, who couldn't think of
an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the
stewardess, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?'

The stewardess responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?

'The boy said, 'Yes, she did....

''Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.'

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User currently offlineFlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1843 times:

Thanks.  bigthumbsup 

That joke made my day, which has otherwise been unexciting.  Smile


User currently offlineLASOctoberB6 From Japan, joined Nov 2006, 2380 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 1769 times:

Wow... That took me a while to get.. I had to re-read it..


[NOT IN SERVICE] {WEStJet}
User currently offlineAg92 From India, joined Jul 2006, 1317 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1737 times:

Is there a particular reason why its from Kansas to Chicago?

User currently offlineRIXrat From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 789 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1626 times:



Quoting Ag92 (Reply 3):
Is there a particular reason why its from Kansas to Chicago?

I wish I knew. That's not the point. It's just a joke, so you really don't have to look up the schedules. I'm only the messenger. The same kid could have asked the same question on Southwest's JFK -DEL flight on their new A380.


User currently offlineB747forever From Sweden, joined May 2007, 17066 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1626 times:

LOL. Really nice joke.!!!


Work Hard, Fly Right
User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1605 times:



User currently offlineCumulonimbus From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 1562 times:

 no   zzz   yuck 

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 8, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1441 times:

Thanks for searching for this joke that has been posted countless times already.

It's still funny however.



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineUAL757 From United States of America, joined Sep 2006, 806 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1379 times:



Quoting Ag92 (Reply 3):
why its from Kansas to Chicago

MCI is in Missouri. HEHE  duck 


And I am still laughing. Really good joke.  Big grin


User currently offlineNuori5084 From United States of America, joined Nov 2007, 114 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1373 times:

Wanna hear another joke?









Southwest airlines.  duck 



Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31684 posts, RR: 56
Reply 11, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1366 times:

Heard this before.
Good one.

regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineAustinAirport From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 643 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 1336 times:

HAHAHAHAHAH THATS JUST TERRIBLE HA XD


Whoever said you can do anything you set your mind to has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!
User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 13, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 1335 times:
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Funny joke


911, where is your emergency?
User currently offlineUAL747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 9 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 1328 times:

OMG! I was trying to remember that joke just YeSTERDAY! I kept thinking it went something like, "Southwest always comes on time," but then I thought, wait, that doesn't make sense.

Anyway, gladd to see the joke! Thkx!

UAL


User currently offlineLrdc9 From United States of America, joined exactly 7 years ago today! , 610 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (6 years 9 months 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1248 times:

IMO, that's so retarded!! Funny to!


Just say NO to scabs.
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