RIXrat From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 774 posts, RR: 0 Posted (5 years 6 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1614 times:
A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to
mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother, who couldn't think of
an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the
stewardess, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The stewardess responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?
'The boy said, 'Yes, she did....
''Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.'
RIXrat From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 774 posts, RR: 0 Reply 4, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1361 times:
Quoting Ag92 (Reply 3): Is there a particular reason why its from Kansas to Chicago?
I wish I knew. That's not the point. It's just a joke, so you really don't have to look up the schedules. I'm only the messenger. The same kid could have asked the same question on Southwest's JFK -DEL flight on their new A380.