RIXrat From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 774 posts, RR: 0 Posted (5 years 6 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1614 times:
Southwest Airlines
A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to
his
mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother, who couldn't think of
an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the
stewardess, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The stewardess responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?
'The boy said, 'Yes, she did....
''Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.'
RIXrat From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 774 posts, RR: 0 Reply 4, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1361 times:
Quoting Ag92 (Reply 3): Is there a particular reason why its from Kansas to Chicago?
I wish I knew. That's not the point. It's just a joke, so you really don't have to look up the schedules. I'm only the messenger. The same kid could have asked the same question on Southwest's JFK -DEL flight on their new A380.
B747forever From United States of America, joined May 2007, 16598 posts, RR: 11 Reply 5, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1361 times:
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 26 Reply 8, posted (5 years 6 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1176 times:
Thanks for searching for this joke that has been posted countless times already.
It's still funny however.
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Nuori5084 From United States of America, joined Nov 2007, 114 posts, RR: 0 Reply 10, posted (5 years 6 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1108 times:
Wanna hear another joke?
Southwest airlines.
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
AustinAirport From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 643 posts, RR: 1 Reply 12, posted (5 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1071 times:
HAHAHAHAHAH THATS JUST TERRIBLE HA XD
Whoever said you can do anything you set your mind to has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!
KaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12043 posts, RR: 42 Reply 13, posted (5 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1070 times:
UAL747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 14, posted (5 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1063 times:
OMG! I was trying to remember that joke just YeSTERDAY! I kept thinking it went something like, "Southwest always comes on time," but then I thought, wait, that doesn't make sense.
Lrdc9 From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 609 posts, RR: 0 Reply 15, posted (5 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 983 times: