Ryanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3222 posts, RR: 15 Posted (13 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1311 times:
ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM 'AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL'
Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of
the Union address.
Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
THE AXIS PANDEMIC
International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical
chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia said they had formed the 'Axis of Somewhat Evil,' forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the 'Axis of Occasionally Evil', while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the 'Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable'.
With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the 'Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics'; Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the 'Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America'; while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the 'Axis
of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick'. "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive
First Minister Jack McConnell.
While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the 'Axis of Countries Whose
Names End in "Guay,"' accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1245 times:
Polar bears in the North and Penguins in the South formed the Axis of the World's Axis, and refused all applications to join from elsewhere. The Eskimo application was rejected on the grounds that their furs weren't attached to their bodies.
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
KaiTakFan From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1588 posts, RR: 6
Reply 14, posted (13 years 4 months 4 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1131 times:
damn i thought this was gonna be something serious. I already saw this article about a week ago and got a kick out of it. So you can imagine the surprize on my face when i see the Axis of evil and hoping for something new! Oh well... great write up anyways... gota love the part about israel!!