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A New 'Axis Of Evil'!  
User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 15
Posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1083 times:

ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM 'AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL'

Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs

Beijing:
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of
the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

THE AXIS PANDEMIC

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical
chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia said they had formed the 'Axis of Somewhat Evil,' forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the 'Axis of Occasionally Evil', while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the 'Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable'.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the 'Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics'; Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the 'Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America'; while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the 'Axis
of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick'. "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive
First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the 'Axis of Countries Whose
Names End in "Guay,"' accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.


I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
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User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1045 times:


Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the 'Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America';

while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the 'Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick'

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa





VH-ADG


User currently offlineNZ767 From New Zealand, joined Nov 2001, 1620 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1038 times:

 Nuts Gosh, what next??

User currently offlineDuggan From France, joined Jan 2002, 104 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1019 times:

UK formed alone the Axis of "will fight any evil axis anywhere if the US ask politely"

User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 4, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1017 times:

Polar bears in the North and Penguins in the South formed the Axis of the World's Axis, and refused all applications to join from elsewhere. The Eskimo application was rejected on the grounds that their furs weren't attached to their bodies.


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 991 times:

I thought Canada was in the "Axis of Taxes"


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineIkarus From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 3524 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 990 times:

 Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

Really funny.

Ikarusland is proud to announce having joined the duchy of Grand Fenwick and Dr Evil's Island in the "axis of small countries that wish to take over the world and enslave mankind"

Regards

Ikarus


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 7, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 964 times:

Aha! Ikarus' true colours are revealed! A place alongside Slobodan Milosevic awaits dear boy... Big grin


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineIkarus From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 3524 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 946 times:

So, pop quiz, fellas. Which movies am I referring to? Everyone knows the second one, right. But in which clever movie (and its inferior sequel) does the first nation appear?

Any answers?

Regards

Ikarus


User currently offline747-451 From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 2417 posts, RR: 6
Reply 9, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 928 times:

Gee...

Which could it be???

Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer and Richard Bay?

or

New York Times, CNN and MSNBC

no,

Actually it is Tittney Spears, 'Nsync and the Back Street Boys...

ha!


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21479 posts, RR: 54
Reply 10, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 929 times:

"the mouse that roared" (1959)

Hilarious movie!!!  Big thumbs up

But as far as I remember, they didn´t want to win. They just declared war on the USA in the hope to get a Marshall plan after having lost...  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineIkarus From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 3524 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 925 times:

You're right, Klaus. BUT: they did make an attempt - although they hoped it wouldn't be successfull... But as far as the US is concerned, they fit nicely into my little axis...

Hilarious movie anyway...

Regards

Ikarus


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21479 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 916 times:

Ikarus: You're right, Klaus. BUT: they did make an attempt - although they hoped it wouldn't be successfull... But as far as the US is concerned, they fit nicely into my little axis...

Dr. Evil would never have accepted them in his axis if they hadn´t at least triedBig grin



User currently offlineADG From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 913 times:

I thought Canada was in the "Axis of Taxes"

I think we are in that axis also.



VH-ADG



User currently offlineKaiTakFan From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1588 posts, RR: 6
Reply 14, posted (12 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 903 times:

damn i thought this was gonna be something serious. I already saw this article about a week ago and got a kick out of it. So you can imagine the surprize on my face when i see the Axis of evil and hoping for something new! Oh well... great write up anyways... gota love the part about israel!!

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