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1GB MP3 Player / Taser... $79  
User currently offlineFlighty From United States of America, joined Apr 2007, 10104 posts, RR: 3
Posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1999 times:

That's right folks, you can now listen to 1GB of music from your leopard-print MP3 player, while sporting a high voltage electrical weapon with 15ft prongs!



Or, you can have fun just tasing people at random. Perhaps the kids at school.

Or, for those times when some lame security officer is attempting to deprive you of your freedoms using his Taser. Now instead of one person barking orders, it will be more of a cobra / mongoose situation, with Taser prongs flying through the air. Suddenly agility will matter more than brute strength. Will guards be winning those fights?

What good is a Taser, if the other guy is carrying one too? If I were a robber this is the first thing I would buy.

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User currently offlineAirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1968 times:

It looks like the MP3 player is in the case. The taser itself is extra, about $300 extra.

User currently offlineFuturecaptain From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1953 times:

Quoting Flighty (Thread starter):
Perhaps the kids at school.

Just wait, pretty soon childrens toys will come with tazers installed to protect against kidnappers. That fire truck Transformer is gonna be packing some serious heat in 10 years.
Laptops with electric shock capability to prevent theives.
Cell phones that shock you if you use them while driving.
Snow globes that shock....oh, wrong topic.  Smile

What a fun world that would be.

Or, if you don't buy your kid the Buzz Lightyear with a real tazer (or is it just a light bulb that blinks?) there's always Child Tracker...

User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 1950 times:

Now people at the University of Florida can listen to music and tase Andrew Meyer (don't tase me bro) at the same time..

Go big or go home
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8508 posts, RR: 8
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1920 times:

Imagine reaching in to your pocket to change tracks and you end up tasering yourself. How do you spell lawsuit? Oh that's right: l a w s u i t

User currently offlineCaptainJon From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1871 times:

Upon looking at that website, despite what others say about New Jersey on a previous thread, it is illegal for police and consumers to have Tasers. I guess I'll get shot instead of tased but whatever, right?

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