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Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today  
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7432 posts, RR: 50
Posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2335 times:
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Yes, it's true, I had a can of ALPO for lunch today mixed with a can of Chuck Wagon Gains-burgers. It was gooooooooooooooooood goin down, although I farted like you wouldn't believe. Cargo bays please.


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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2325 times:

Isn't ALPO dog food ?

User currently offlineHickoryShampoo From Djibouti, joined Dec 2007, 144 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2322 times:



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User currently offlineTranspac787 From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 3217 posts, RR: 13
Reply 3, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2320 times:

HAHA......bravo!!!....I guess?!?



User currently offlineGuitrThree From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2059 posts, RR: 8
Reply 4, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2306 times:



Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
Yes, it's true, I had a can of ALPO for lunch today mixed with a can of Chuck Wagon Gains-burgers.

WHY? Has this "recession" hurt you so bad that you've resorted to dog food? My dog eats Pedigree, and its about 65 cents a can now... I mean, dude, ever hear about the dollar menu at McDonalds?  biggrin 

Really, all kidding aside, why? How much did you drink at lunch? Yuk.



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User currently offlineHuskyAviation From United States of America, joined Aug 2007, 1153 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2303 times:

UGH, yuck! My dogs won't even eat that stuff.

How you feeling now?


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12281 posts, RR: 35
Reply 6, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2303 times:
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He just ate the current meal service at NW  Smile


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User currently offlineGuitrThree From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2059 posts, RR: 8
Reply 7, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2292 times:



Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 6):
He just ate the current meal service at NW

Does first class get at least Science Diet?



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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 8, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2271 times:

Methinks the first poster is either full of shit, bored and/or pissed out of his tiny little mind. (And if he ain't full of shit yet...he will be!!!)


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User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5527 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2226 times:



Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 8):
And if he ain't full of shit yet...he will be!!!)

Or judging by how much time he'll be on the pot, not that full of shit.  Smile



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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 10, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 2207 times:



Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 9):

Or judging by how much time he'll be on the pot, not that full of shit.

Good point!!



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User currently offlineCO777ER From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2183 times:


I hope you paid extra and got the "Prime Cuts"


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2157 times:

Wow, those ARE SAVORY CHUNKS OF BEEF!"

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Jim Gaffigan


User currently offlineVonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4638 posts, RR: 36
Reply 13, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2118 times:

My girlfriend is so high maintenance. Always demanding Fancy Feast. Crazy bitch.


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User currently offlineAsuflyer05 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2373 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2118 times:

Anything but Purina One gives me the runs.

User currently onlineB747forever From Sweden, joined May 2007, 17146 posts, RR: 10
Reply 15, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2110 times:

Congrats!!!


Great that you did survive  Wink



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User currently offlineXJRamper From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2473 posts, RR: 51
Reply 16, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2102 times:



Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
It was gooooooooooooooooood goin down, although I farted like you wouldn't believe.

Did you start the dog food diet?

If you did, don't get caught licking your balls.  stirthepot   duck 

XJR



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User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2081 times:

There really isn't any problem with eating dog food. That is, until you start chasing cars.  mischievous 

User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8690 posts, RR: 16
Reply 18, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2083 times:



Quoting GuitrThree (Reply 7):
Does first class get at least Science Diet?

Yes, that includes salad with the alpo and that includes the 3K one would normally spend.

Try cat food and you will likely fart less hence the need for less matches.

Hunter



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User currently offlineNorthstarBoy From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 1872 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2073 times:
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well, i don't feel so bad afterall, i used to eat dry cat food as a kid for an after school snack, dont know why, i just liked the taste of it.

When i was in the eighth grade, going to a small private school, we had a terrible cook, we'd have taco salad for lunch and kids would say "Pass the ALPO" when they wanted seconds because it looked like alpo.



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User currently offlineLuv2cattlecall From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 1650 posts, RR: 2
Reply 20, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2066 times:
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Quoting GuitrThree (Reply 4):



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 12):
Wow, those ARE SAVORY CHUNKS OF BEEF!"

Signed,

Jim Gaffigan

"Did he just post that on Airliners.net?"

Signed,

Jim Gaffigan mind reading/talking as usual!



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User currently offlineLO231 From Belgium, joined Sep 2004, 2392 posts, RR: 22
Reply 21, posted (6 years 11 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2055 times:



Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
a can of Chuck Wagon Gains-burgers

burgers in a can!!!!!

Nouvelle cuisine US.  Wink

Regards,
LO231



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User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (6 years 11 months 22 hours ago) and read 2009 times:

Poor horse...


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