Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74 Posted (5 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 3372 times:
I just caught my pussy attempting to reproduce with some random tomcat. I don't think he managed to find the hole though? I think my poor pussy will hurt now, they're still at it. Should I go bring her inside and kick the male cat over the fence on to the railway?
Luv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 11957 posts, RR: 51 Reply 3, posted (5 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 3358 times:
Like the song title says, "Here's a quarter call someone who CARES".
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 6, posted (5 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3308 times:
The true question is this. Is your pussy being careful? Lots of things can enter where they shouldn't.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 8, posted (5 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3271 times:
You need to protect your pussy. A lot of bad things can happen if you don't look out for your pussy.
Asuflyer05 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2369 posts, RR: 3 Reply 11, posted (5 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3245 times:
Asuflyer05 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2369 posts, RR: 3 Reply 14, posted (5 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 3232 times:
Quoting Queso (Reply 13): It usually does hurt to get poked with a needle.
AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 15, posted (5 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3199 times:
Alex, don't forget to massage your pussy as well as trim your pussy. No one likes real hairy pussy......
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 16, posted (5 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 3200 times:
Quoting Asuflyer05 (Reply 11): Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing to me last night after we finished.
Yeah, doubt that.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
28 Skidmarks: Well, Alex, another trivial and totally nonsensical post. And the usual suspects taking part. What has this once great site come to! Andy
29 Airfoilsguy: My girlfriend once had a cat. This cat would only eat cheap cat food. She, the cat, would refuse all toys bought for her. Also, whenever someone left
30 JGPH1A: You say that like it's somehow unusual !
31 CaptOveur: Funny, KROC's mom told me the same thing.
41 PlymSpotter: If I'm remembering my Biology lessons correctly, cats having sex will probably lead to the creation of kittens - hence, creativity!
42 KROC: Crickets Chirping Absolutely. because we actually like MYT. Right after you show me where one of your 628 posts is worth reading on any level.
43 JGPH1A: No, the cats showed procreativity. Alex just showed kitty-porn, the dirty little voyeur !
44 Queso: And you can even add the 27 he has on 'Whiners to that.
53 FXramper: Alex saves his pussy! Congrats on 7,000 dude. 4.375 posts a day, on your 1,600th day of membership. A truly remarkable feat given the time you've spe
54 TupolevTu154: Congratulations on successfully hijacking another thread! Tom
55 INNflight: it's a rough place.....but I heard the folks over at the TR Forum do...!
56 B747forever: Thank you so (not) much for pointing out that for JUST me!!!
57 Queso: Well, I can't take all the credit. My writers are on strike so I had to steal other posts. Looks like FXramper's writers are on strike too.
59 Miamiair: Needs to call TACAIR on his own position.
60 JGPH1A: Don't flatter yourself. You are not of sufficient importance to merit an entire Jihad. You are hereby sentenced to a get your hair cut and get a job.
61 B747forever: Agree!!! And you have two really great reasons!!!
62 KROC: Hey, if I find someone from England that has a sense of humor...they're alright in my book!
63 JGPH1A: Oooh - controversial ! (reaches for popcorn)
64 AndesSMF: Isn't that typical? In all seriousness, if women behaved as females cats do when they are in heat, there would be a lot of happy men in the world...
65 KROC: Hey, if I can enjoy "Hot Fuzz" and laugh frequently, it is possible that funny British people exist.
66 JGPH1A: Fewer than many of them imagine, sadly ! Plymspotter for one. (Hah !).
69 PlymSpotter: I have actually been banned from getting my hair cut AND I already have a job - so there Of course we do - look at Billy Connolly... oh wait, he's Sc
70 B747forever: LOL!!! First time I see anything like that!!!
71 KROC: That would explain it! Damn, can't believe I initially missed that blast. Even better.
72 LHRjc: It's funny, I was on the phone to Alex just after he'd filmed said kitty porn, and was clearly a) very happy he'd witnessed the action and b) when th
73 B747forever: How many times havent I heard that?? ( I know that you dont say it to me)
74 PlymSpotter: It's being in the North, it does this to you after a while. Best get him back down South again as soon as possible!
75 Fiatstilojtd: I was not sure if you were serious or not. A smiley would have been good, thats what they are there for. So much to the topic "stalking" How much fel
76 FXramper: Really? I just googled "hijack" and that was the first pic to appear. Alex must be getting pissed about now, thus the no replies to his glorious post
77 LHRjc: It's ok, one more week and I'm bundling him into the back of the Golf and taking him to London. He'll soon realise South is Best
81 FXramper: Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything!
82 Skidmarks: Colonial peasant!! We English have more humour in our little fingers than any damn Yank. Except maybe Myt332 who relies purely on filth and animal se
83 AA61Hvy: Maybe he decided he wanted to play with his pussy for the remainder of the evening...Lord knows if I had a pussy I'd play with it a lot....
85 Fiatstilojtd: Ok, accepted, and btw. I never said my posts are creative.
86 JGPH1A: Good for you ! Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.
87 B747forever: You get people so good JGPH1A. I am a fan of you!!!
88 LHRjc: Really? Even up North? I didn't realise they had laws up there? Damn.... He didn't complain last time No, that wouldn't be my choice of words either
89 Fiatstilojtd: Yeah this is true, but that makes him a very, very easy target.
90 PlymSpotter: Sadly I cannot deny the latter - one can have your cake and eat it, but one will probably end up slightly more rotund in the end
91 AndesSMF: I was going to ask why, and then I realized why... Is he your older brother?
92 LHRjc: I always thought you were a bit strange but that's just confirmed it
93 Queso: But the big question is would you let it rub against another pussy? Would you let someone take a video of it while it was happening? Would you let ot
94 PlymSpotter: Oh don't tell him that - his ego is already larger than the debt of a medium sized third world country! Don't tell me, the free can of beer was enoug
95 WrenchBender: My aren't we a cunning little linguist. WrenchBender
96 LHRjc: Yep, I always keep a can of Tesco Value Lager in the glove box just in case
97 PlymSpotter: You know I once tried one of those extra value lagers at a party thrown by some very very tight people, it seemed OK, but then I had already drunk en
98 LHRjc: Oh you've been to one of MYT332's parties before too. Great aren't they?!
99 PlymSpotter: Not bad, the strippers and dancers were excellent though I must say
100 AlexEU: When I read the topic headline, I thought that you are female, and that your pussy hurts... LOL Shame it was just a cat. couldn't resist... Cheers
101 JGPH1A: Much depends on the size and frequency of said cake, however It's not ego. It's a keen and lively appreciation of my own undeniable and astonishing f
102 B747forever: True!!!¨ LOL!!! Opps, seems that I have done a really big mistake!!!
103 PlymSpotter: Yes dear... Don't worry, he prefers feline company now - so unless you have furry ears and a long fluffy tail your services will no longer be require
111 Queso: No, I proudly hold the record for that. At least for this week! 278 posts so far. Self-Gloss: I Had A Sandwich For Lunch Yesterday! (by Queso Jan 18
123 B747forever: See who have post most here; Username Posts in Thread B747forever 22 PlymSpotter 14 KROC 12 JGPH1A 11
124 PlymSpotter: It's OK, I have my own Really, I know IKEA is from Sweden, but I didn't know that Sweden was actually a wardrobe - might explain why it's dark for ha
127 Fiatstilojtd: Actually IKEA is a Dutch Company....no j/k.
128 PlymSpotter: Well, shows how much I know about that then! I tend to leave the shopping and all that interior designy stuff to the opposite sex, they enjoy it bett
129 B747forever: Nice pic!!! No, it is a Swedish company!!!!
130 Queso: Is it just me or did the title of this thread mysteriously change?
133 Birdwatching: Sorry my friend. IKEA is dutch. Soren
134 Fiatstilojtd: Sorry, B747forever...no it is not....it is owned, registered by/in the Netherlands. IKEA Sweden only designs and develops the stuff they sell.....thi
135 PlymSpotter: Yes it did, which sort of alters and ruins the whole pun which set this thread off...
136 Fiatstilojtd: At least at airliners there should be some standard, so this thread title change is ok.
137 LHRjc: Well it must've been a mod, cos MYT332 is down the pub
142 IFEMaster: How did this slip by without comment? Why would you need that when B747Forever provides something to laugh at? Don't get the "but Scotland is a part
143 B747forever: Hmm, what do you mean with that??
144 Fiatstilojtd: No, I think the mods changed the Thread-Title because some sick people let scanners run through Thread-Titles in Forums globally (excluding the posts
145 IFEMaster: I can't possibly say, because I'll get happy-slapped with some time in the cooler for disrespecting another user.
146 Queso: Looks like Srbmod made his first post of the day near the time the thread title changed. I guess he didn't see that KROC had posted several times in
149 IH8BY: They can keep Billy Connolly... maybe in a museum or something...
150 Dc9northwest: Not really. He was just avoiding the word 'never' He means you're funny. Buy the thesaurus and write some synonyms, I'll tell you if you're right.
151 IH8BY: It was only simulated sex (or so MYT332 tells us)... the regulations for that are more lenient on TV...
152 JGPH1A: He was planning to already. Although he was planning to call it "attending university".
153 Dc9northwest: And another question... Was the tomcat drunk? Do you know for sure that it was simulation? Has there been a formal investigation from the CSI?
155 IH8BY: I assure you, pubs are far too expensive for any self-respecting liver-abusing student! No matter how devoid of character student bars can be, the lu
156 JGPH1A: I take it you've his posts ? "Self-respecting" forms no part of them, I assure you !
157 IH8BY: Oh? I thought that part of his problem was that there was a little too much of that, not too little!
158 JGPH1A: He posted animal porn in his self-gloss thread. What more needs to be said ?
164 IADCA: No you don't!!!! Single sentence, content-free reply!!!! LOL!!! No, I don't look up facts before insisting repeatedly on their correctness either!!!L
165 PlymSpotter: Ah, I have changed my allegiances to marshmallows - they are better for me
166 Fiatstilojtd: But at this example you see how good/effective the media department of IKEA is.
167 RacingGreen07: Breaking News : SuperThread was recently OWN3D! It was becomming a fast popular thread, before it was culled late on a January night. RIP SuperThread!
169 Dc9northwest: Should make this into a SuperThread :P But then it'd get PWN3D as well. Damn... :P And IKEA is Swedish!!! Just has its HQ in Leiden, South Holland...
170 Fiatstilojtd: No, thats what the media department wants the people to believe/think worldwide, believe me.[Edited 2008-01-25 15:23:53]
171 IH8BY: Have you ever seen the TV programme "The Young Ones"? Where does he fit in?
172 RacingGreen07: What exactly is the actual conversion process? How does one go about switching this into a SuperThread?[Edited 2008-01-25 15:24:26]
173 JGPH1A: Oooh - criticizing Big Brother DM's Hellish Minions ? Room 101 for you....
174 PlymSpotter: I'll be sipping Earl Grey out of fine china with impossibly small handles before you know it
175 JGPH1A: ... with the hand-painted periwinkles !
176 PlymSpotter: ...and a plate of posh biscuties on the table
177 JGPH1A: Possibly even a riparian finger-buffet on a nautical theme (if you're very lucky).
178 PlymSpotter: So long as it has pineapple and cheese on little cocktail sticks then it's good enough for me
179 JGPH1A: You declassé vulgarian ! I despair of your cultural education !
180 PlymSpotter: One deems it to have been sufficient, gov
181 Myt332: I've lost my pussy. I just got home, had a quick search and can't find it anywhere. Do you think my pussy will get cold on it's own? Hmm, I hope it tu
182 Trekster: Your pussy can look after herself. She is nice and soft to play with, so should be warm on this cold January nite, she may even be snuggled up playing
183 Gordonsmall: Or perhaps she's been run over by a big bad car, and now her guts are spread across the road, being picked at by hungry seagulls.
186 Dc9northwest: Rhaaats? I don't want rhaaats! But I guess I wouldn't get them since they're not my biggest fear It's generally a bad idea to let a pussy whiff the f
187 FXramper: Posts for this thread Username Posts in Thread B747forever 30 PlymSpotter 23 JGPH1A 21 Fiatstilojtd 16 KROC 12 LHRjc 8 Queso 8 AA61Hvy 6 IH8BY 5 Dc9no
188 Skidmarks: Only 2 posts? Damn, I must be slipping! The opportunity to slang off some of the larger, more obese people on A.net should not be missed! Andy
189 Francoflier: Sorry to tell you, but she's fell victim to Katerminator...
190 JGPH1A: A cross between Neil and Vyvyan. More Vyvyan though (that touch of frustrated sleaze). Room 101 will contain B747Forever who will entertain you with
191 Trekster: Thats mean Missey is a great little pussy. Bit of a whore, but shes a great pussy. She always comes and sits on my lap when Im over and wants me to s
192 B747forever: Hmm, I see!!! Seems like we will soon have a new record for self-gloss
193 Myt332: I'd just like to especially thank PlymSpotter, JGPH1A, KROC, LHRjc, Queso and AA61Hvy for showing so much interest in my pussy. It's 'touching' in som
195 Skidmarks: Leather, with silver studs and padlock.................. Andy
196 ArniePie: Talking about pussies, how about a shaved bald pussy, I don't think we talk about that enough, personally I prefer them because it looks and feels a l
197 JGPH1A: do we have to hear details of your unspeakably sordid boudoir habits ?
198 Skidmarks: You normally pay good money for that - and you haven't complained yet!! Andy
199 JGPH1A: Senior moment ? You're confusing me with Cornish again. Try to remember - I'm the pretty one !
202 Gkirk: One can see that giant oaf from 50 miles away! Apparently the recent earthquakes around the world were caused by JGPH1A trying to do a sit-up.
203 Myt332: It's like visions of the Holocaust. It just never leaves you. The irony of comparing JGP to the Holocaust with the millions of starving people is qui
204 Trekster: Untill you get as old as skiddy and start loosing your memory lol (You set urself up for that one)
205 B747forever: LOL!!! Really funny!! Wonder what he will say about that!!!
206 Skidmarks: I know who you are and where you work, not to mention the area you'll be living in - be afraid, Daniel, VERY afraid!! Andy
207 JGPH1A: Exercise ? Nah, never gonna happen. The earthquakes were caused by Andy's unfortunate bowel effusions. He'd had prunes that day. Ahem. HIstorical not
208 Myt332: Ahem. Readers note. I didn't say they starved to death, I said they were starving. It was hardly the Ritz. Maybe you should ask which government has
210 JGPH1A: Thanks for pointing that out - there was me thinking Birkenau was a Club Med franchise (although actually there are some disturbing similarities betw
211 Myt332: See, where would you be without such educated people as myself. Just bo and bad hair.
212 Skidmarks: Sadly, you couldn't be more wrong. Prunes are a forbidden fruit which make me want to heave at the very mention of EATING them! They rank with figs a
213 Trekster: The island is big enough to have a Mafia?? What weapons do they have? Teaspoons and Spatulas?
214 Skidmarks: You never had a good spooning......................? Whatever that is. The Manx mafia use fear and trepidation as weapons. The very thought of some h
215 JGPH1A: No argument here - they are all evil and the sputum of Beelzebub. This is why I naturally concluded that you cosume them in EU-surplus mountain-size
216 Skidmarks: I think you are telling porkies, or you've had an operation to correct the appalling eyesight you had due to too much.............well, just too much
217 JGPH1A: If that were a problem in case of "too much", MYT332 would have a guide-dog by now. No porkies of any kind - ask anybody if they've ever seen me in g
218 Trekster: As long as this sheep herder is in his 20's and very very cute, i dont care what he does to me lol
219 Myt332: It's a sex position. I have a pussy. How many times do I have to tell you. I don't go for bitches. Hmmm!
222 JGPH1A: I'd had a busy day, and it was very hot OK ?! Not at my most soigné. Of course by rights I should have Alex banned again for posting copyrighted mat
223 Myt332: Pah, you didn't state that thus you are wrong oh noobly one!
224 JGPH1A: I am never wrong. Reality naturally adjusts itself to my point of view.
225 Myt332: So when you are hot and tired you tend to do your Jaws impression? I believe the camel that took that shot retained copyright so pffft to you! Oh and
226 JGPH1A: I prefer to think of it as a sultry come-hither smile :-P Last heard of trawling the dusty souks of Abu Dhabi for "trade". Nor have you been struck b
227 Myt332: I think the national carrier of the UAE have already transported his holyness to the land of Mancunian. I tried to arrange a S.A.M greeting but I thi
228 Fiatstilojtd: Ever heard of optical sunglasses, anyone ?
229 JGPH1A: Honestly, these terrorists today. Completely unreliable. If you want someone assassinated, you have to do it yourself. The Reality Updater should be
230 Skidmarks: By sitting on them in compromising positions because, lets face it, any other form of assassination from you is highly improbable and physically impo
231 JGPH1A: We'll see, shall we ? You are a marked man - and I don't just mean the egg-stains on your t-shirt. Your wholly unregretted demise will be slow, painf
232 B747forever: OMG. Better you look behind your back. LOL!!!
233 Skidmarks: Yeah, yeah. Always the hot air, the empty threats, the broken promises! And I can't help it if my egg-spoon doesn't hold ALL my runny egg! I ate the
234 Myt332: He likes stains. If he gets peckish during the day he just has a quick gnaw at the eggy residue. Plymspotter works off the same principal however he
235 JGPH1A: Have the nurse bring you a bib next time. And you shouldn't be eating boiled eggs at your age, you know how they disrupt your inner workings (always
251 JGPH1A: The Portuguese Embassy is in London. Possibly you mean the Portuguese Consulate. Did they need a (hhhmm, what IS Alex qualifed for ??) someone to pro
252 Checkraiser: Neither did I. Thanks for sharing!
253 B747forever: Wonder that also!!! Wish you the best Alex!!!
254 Myt332: Kirkie, you do realise that was a joke? It was call centre work you cosmic clown. How is your retail job going anyway? Keeping the customers happy?
255 Gkirk: FFS, I was winding B747forever up. Even DM are above your standards Management now.
265 AA61Hvy: Hey junior, when was the last time you saw the light of day? Talking about poor posts (see the above) you were saying?
266 Gkirk: Fool. Need somewhere decent to stop after a week visiting perfect 10's.
267 JGPH1A: It's official. The UK now has 100% full employment. Not only did they scrape the bottom of the barrel, they went through the bottom and deep into the
268 LHRjc: And you're considering PRESTON? What's wrong with you man?
269 Gkirk: Just somewhere for 2 nights or so....and not London. I dislike Cockneys...stupid talking fools.
275 Skidmarks: Well, if nothing else, we do appear to have confused our colonial cousins of all persuasions with these threads!! I think that's drinks all round for
278 Myt332: Preston then Kirkie? Hmm, there is a nice little place just south of Preston I know of. I know of at least 15 different a.netters that have been and a
279 Trekster: It has a really good chef, and 2 pussys, though one is a little old now, and the other, well the other is the subject of this thread lol. Plenty of d
280 FighterPilot: I think you need a refresher on the forum rules. I bet you haven't even read them.... Rule 22 says, "Please spend some time to make your posts intere
281 Dc9northwest: Thanks for sharing!!! Signed, B747forever One funny thread. Except for the 20% of the posts by 747, cause three letters cannot be funny That's horrib
282 JGPH1A: For Thought Crimes against DM, nothing is too severe a punishment ! They don't like repeat offenders.
283 PlymSpotter: I did try to suggest the same thing a short while ago... only no notice was taken I respect everyone's right to post, but at least attempt to make it
284 Skidmarks: But Dan, you are an insignificant student wastrel, who on earth would take notice of you! Andy
285 PlymSpotter: Why thank you, I am most flattered by your kind words
286 Trekster: But remember this skiddy. Todays insignificant student wastrel is tomorrows old gite lol
287 Skidmarks: Not me son, I was never clever enough to evade working for a living. Unlike my son who is getting offers from various centres of skiving - oops, sorr
289 AA61Hvy: Sure, like walking to your bus stop in snow 3 miles barefoot...Right?
290 Fiatstilojtd: Are you sure they had busses back then ?
291 Skidmarks: Indded, sir, you are right!! How perceptive and astute you are, unlike these other Philistines!! As per my previous - Philistine!! Andy
292 LHRjc: And how many hundreds that don't approve? Don't tell Kirkie where he can get his hands on free beer, I'm suprised he's not already round there knocki
294 Trekster: Good point there, but cant he sniff that stuff out, he will know where its hidden lol
295 LHRjc: If it's still lined up outside the back door like it was the other day, due to the fridges being too full of beer already he shouldn't find it too ha
296 B747forever: Okey, I think now that MYTs self gloss have the record for most posts in a self gloss thread!!!
297 Trekster: STILL!! It was like that at Christmas lol
298 Luv2cattlecall: What type of camera did you use to take a picture of your pussy? If it was a Sony, I highly recommend you put it into the brown TWA/T carrying case to
299 Gkirk: Request to help beer noted. I shall rescue the beer within the next 48 hours
302 B747forever: And that is really pointless post!!!
303 Gkirk: True, but it still had more of a point than any one of your 5743 posts
304 Myt332: Uh oh! First of all we had to lock our doors last week because of this guy http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7202225.stm and now Kirkie i
305 LHRjc: Yes.... I could turn up on your doorstep too?
312 Dc9northwest: Hey, hey, don't mock the slow children @b747: It's called sarcasm, but you haven't reached that phase yet. Usually people understand it before they're
313 B747forever: And you mean that I am a exceptions???
314 Dc9northwest: Indeed, you are a exceptions. Great wordage by you... I is proud of your acheivements. :P
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