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Do You Want A McQualification With That?  
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2308 times:

Fast-food giant McDonald's has become one of the first firms to offer its own nationally recognised qualifications.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7211958.stm

JGPH1A must be so pleased. Now he can learn whilst partaking in his favourite activity! I'd say Kirkie would be happy about this alas he still struggles to get past the puzzles on the mats.

Also in on the scheme are Flybe and National Rail. I thought the people working in those places are supposed to be trained professionals already? Confidence instilling isn't it?


One Life, Live it.
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User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 19
Reply 1, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2302 times:



Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
Fast-food giant McDonald's has become one of the first firms to offer its own nationally recognised qualifications.

Which one are you working towards?



"Our 319's are very reliable. They get fixed very quickly."
User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26493 posts, RR: 75
Reply 2, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2303 times:



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 1):

Which one are you working towards?

Assistant Trainsp...er...Commuter  Silly



Mangeons les French fries, mais surtout pratiquons avec fierte le French kiss
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 3, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2292 times:



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 1):
Which one are you working towards?



Quoting N1120A (Reply 2):
Assistant Trainsp...er...Commuter

You two would both get on great in real life. You both find solace in winding me up and you can both tell the difference between a Valenta and an MTU even though you will readily deny such a remark!



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26493 posts, RR: 75
Reply 4, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2290 times:



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
you can both tell the difference between a Valenta and an MTU even though you will readily deny such a remark!

While I will admit my railfandom, I actually can't tell you what an MTU is.



Mangeons les French fries, mais surtout pratiquons avec fierte le French kiss
User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 19
Reply 5, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2285 times:



Quoting N1120A (Reply 4):
While I will admit my railfandom, I actually can't tell you what an MTU is.

No. Nor can I, although sadly after being groomed by Alex I can now tell you that a Valenta is an engine on an Intercity 125. Shameful. Absolutely shameful.



"Our 319's are very reliable. They get fixed very quickly."
User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26493 posts, RR: 75
Reply 6, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2282 times:



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 5):
I can now tell you that a Valenta is an engine on an Intercity 125. Shameful. Absolutely shameful.

Nothing shameful about knowing something about an engine with over 4000 horsepower.



Mangeons les French fries, mais surtout pratiquons avec fierte le French kiss
User currently offlineThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2278 times:



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 5):
I can now tell you that a Valenta is an engine on an Intercity 125. Shameful. Absolutely shameful.

If you were a proper nerd you would know the name of the replacement engines on the FGW fleet.

If someone could enlighten me, actually, I couldn't care less.

McQualifications sound great. Anyone want a career change, well, there you have one!

Alex


User currently offlineIH8BY From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 1142 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2272 times:



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 5):
Nor can I, although sadly after being groomed by Alex I can now tell you that a Valenta is an engine on an Intercity 125. Shameful. Absolutely shameful.

You're all taking this off-topic! Do you think that's part of the non-av house style now?

Another engine... though engines are boring, I think I remember it being the one FGW has selected so it can prolong the life of its HSTs...

Meanwhile, good on McDonalds! If it means my next Quarter Pounder with Cheese doesn't look like it's been trampled on by wild horses it can only be a good thing.



Have you ever felt like you could float into the sky / like the laws of physics simply don't apply?
User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 19
Reply 9, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2268 times:



Quoting ThePRGuy (Reply 7):
If you were a proper nerd you would know the name of the replacement engines on the FGW fleet.

FGW? What's that? Thank God I'm not a proper nerd then! I have no desire to know any more, let alone the difference between a 150,156,158,185, and any other random 3 digit Britsh Rail train!



"Our 319's are very reliable. They get fixed very quickly."
User currently offlineThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 2267 times:



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 9):

Of course. Of course...


User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5152 posts, RR: 33
Reply 11, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2263 times:



Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):

Network Rail will pilot its first qualification this year in "track engineering". It has been given permission to develop courses equivalent to GCSEs and A-levels.

Will students earn bonus points for completing their projects late?  duck 



That'll teach you
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 12, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2247 times:



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 11):
Will students earn bonus points for completing their projects late?

You get an immediate pass if you manage to get a train derailed!



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 13, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2237 times:



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 8):
Another engine... though engines are boring, I think I remember it being the one FGW has selected so it can prolong the life of its HSTs...

No idea what the engines are, but the power cars were all re-engined at DML in Plymouth Big grin



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2223 times:



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):

Did they have the new light facades fitted there as well?  Wink

Signed

*insert name here*


User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 9032 posts, RR: 75
Reply 15, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2169 times:
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Do they all have to be part of "The McDonalds Experiment" and only eat McDonalds food from now on? Big grin

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User currently offlineEXTspotter From United Kingdom, joined May 2007, 992 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2094 times:



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 9):
FGW? What's that? Thank God I'm not a proper nerd then! I have no desire to know any more, let alone the difference between a 150,156,158,185, and any other random 3 digit Britsh Rail train!

FGW? First Great Western newb! It was even on the news this morning because it is one of the worst TOCs in the country. I can't believe they can get away with forcing 300 or 400 people in a single 142! It was even worse once when it was a 153 and they still tried to get everyone on it.

(142s are a Pacer unit and have 2 carriages and seats for about 100 or 120 people and room for about 100 more if you fill every available crevece with people standing, including on seats and in the toilets. 153s are a Sprinter unit and are just a single cariage with seats for about 50 people and only room for another 70 standing everywhere maximum.)

Ok, now our next topic, your poor attempt at numbering Sprinter units, they range from 150-159 in the TOPS register and the only ones which are in use today are 150s, 153s, 155s, 156s, 158s and 159s. The 185 is in a different family alltogether (Desiro? Turbostar?).

Alex @ EXT, a balatant knowitall who doesn't stoop to the level of trainspotting and whom just reads wikipedia and plays on games like Locomotion, Transport Tycoon and TOCgame.



AF BE BY FR MV PD SZ U2 VZ DHC6, 8-3/4Q, 732/8, 763ER, A319, A380
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 17, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2076 times:



Quoting EXTspotter (Reply 16):
142s are a Pacer unit and have 2 carriages

Oh I know, who do you think it was that gave the south their railbuses? Yep, Northern Rail! The are the crappiest ones they had too. Sadly we still have a few chugging about around here and apparently, these are the nice ones!  eyepopping 

Quoting EXTspotter (Reply 16):
the only ones which are in use today are 150s, 153s, 155s, 156s, 158s and 159s. The 185 is in a different family alltogether (Desiro? Turbostar?).

The 185 is part of the Desiro family and has a Voyager engine. It's just like a SWT 444 or 450 but with a manly grr poluting diesel engine.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 19
Reply 18, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2058 times:



Quoting EXTspotter (Reply 16):
153s are a Sprinter unit and are just a single cariage

You're kidding me... You have a train that's only got one coach? How the hell does that work?

Our Southeastern things that I commute on are generally 11 coaches long (I don't count them, it tells you on the tv screen!) and still overcrowded, how on earth can you cope with just one?!



"Our 319's are very reliable. They get fixed very quickly."
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 19, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2027 times:



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 18):
You're kidding me... You have a train that's only got one coach? How the hell does that work?

We have 153's too! They are 155's that got split up, bless em. Sometimes they tag them on to the arse of a 156 for extra capacity or run them on branch line services.

http://www.tmfy.com/photos/bif/pages/IMGP0519_JPG.htm

*Taken after a few beers on a day out*



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User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 19
Reply 20, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2013 times:



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 19):
*Taken after a few beers on a day out*

Oh, so you weren't commuting that day?  biggrin 

Anyway, that'd get rejected from trainspotters.net. Blurry, Dark, Soft. Sorry.

But seriously - that thing is just random. It's hardly worth running that thing surely? I guess it's pretty impossible to not get caught for faredodging by the conductor tho!  Smile



"Our 319's are very reliable. They get fixed very quickly."
User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 21, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2005 times:

On the side tracked note of trains, Im going to derail the thread more.. (get it  Wink ) .. Whats happened to BMIflyer? the local train ticket conducter, last post 34 days..

Rgds --James--



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 22, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2002 times:



Quoting ThePRGuy (Reply 14):
Did they have the new light facades fitted there as well?

Not sure about that I'm afraid. They also did a fair bit of work on Central Trains Class 158s - surprised the hell out of me when I found out actually, I was cycling into school one afternoon and was overtaken by a 158... nearly fell of my bike from the surprise!

Quoting EXTspotter (Reply 16):
Alex @ EXT, a balatant knowitall who doesn't stoop to the level of trainspotting and whom just reads wikipedia and plays on games like Locomotion, Transport Tycoon and TOCgame.

Ahh, so just like all of the other Alex's on this site then Big grin

The 153s are used a lot on the Devon and Cornwall branch lines, for the services that can't even support a crappy class 150. Not the most comfortable of things, but miiiiiiiiiiiiles better than the 142 - I once had to Gloucester from Bristol in one of those and the shaking and vibrations made me feel quite ill after a while.



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 19
Reply 23, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1990 times:



Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 21):
last post 34 days..

The Magical 34 days. A.net can't count further than 34 days it would seem. But as for BMIFlyer, apparently he's playing solider somewhere.

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 22):
Ahh, so just like all of the other Alex's on this site then

lol. Trainspotting thread anyone?



"Our 319's are very reliable. They get fixed very quickly."
User currently offlineThePRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1987 times:



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 17):
The 185 is part of the Desiro family and has a Voyager engine. It's just like a SWT 444 or 450 but with a manly grr poluting diesel engine.

So basically a siemens body then?


25 Trekster : He has been busy playing soldier. Will get him to post
26 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Hmm, playing soldier = having a piss up in Scotland? Time to join the army me thinks!
27 Post contains images Myt332 : Duh. It's a Siemens Desiro. It's BMIflyer. You actually mean 2 pints - vomit - bed by 10pm.
28 ThePRGuy : My anorak is hanging in shame.
29 Trekster : He's worse than me, and thats saying something aint it Alex haha
30 IH8BY : Sorry, my mistake, I meant WGW. It's a train operating company, going by the full name of WorstGreatWestern, formerly incorporating WorstGreatWestern
31 LHRjc : I didn't realise that was possible?
32 Trekster : If you can belive it, i started drinking before Alex on Saturday. Shock horror lol
33 IH8BY : So are we all geared up for the A.net London Paddington meet then?
34 ThePRGuy : If you can afford the increasing rates, yes.
35 Trekster : PRGUY, why not the new Eurostar hub, still need to see that for myself. Paddington is nice, but a bit boring.
36 Post contains images LHRjc : Oh they sound marvellous Sounds like the idiots that used to run my neck of the woods called "Connex" back in the day! Once again, a highly informati
37 ThePRGuy : Visit the waterloo base, horribly quiet there now.
38 LHRjc : No, I don't believe that. Sorry.
39 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Why not! We could then each sell a kidney, so we could afford to take the Heathrow Express out and watch some planes. Funny hobby that, plane spottin
40 Post contains images LHRjc : Surely that's blasphemy, which must be a bannable offense on this site. Now Off with his head, and take your bloody Class 47's or whatever it was wit
41 IH8BY : Not a bad idea actually if you are heading on into London! I was there last week, not trainspotting (I've not done that since I was 5) but doing a bi
42 Post contains images Trekster : I get a discount
43 Post contains images PlymSpotter : Indeed - it's long and thin, not... Yeap, class 47s are good too
44 LHRjc : I give up.
45 Post contains links and images ThePRGuy : Try these beauties - this is what you find at the wonderful london paddington station: Regards
46 LHRjc : Is that MYT332 walking up the carriage on the left?
47 ThePRGuy : Thats for me to know....and you to...yes it is. Alex
48 Post contains images LHRjc : thought so.. That drunken stagger is unmistakeable
49 Trekster : Now I wonder where i know those pics from??? HAHA
50 LHRjc : A camera?
51 ThePRGuy : I heard a rumour on the grapevine that it was a bristol bound 43.
52 Post contains images Myt332 : You buggers! You both know that wasn't me anyway as sadly, it was I that took the photos one drunken night! LHRjc, ThePRGuy... Those photos are copyr
53 Trekster : I cant believe i was with PRguy and never said hi. I must had to much beer at that weird restaurant
54 ThePRGuy : So you infringed your own copyright by uploading them on the Alexmaccoll.com server???
55 Myt332 : I don't recall doing didly squat although I did end up in Bristol that night by accident!
56 LHRjc : Careful or the thread'll get deleted like my bus thread!!!
57 Trekster : I told you to get off that bleedin train BUT DID YOU LISTEN haha. Might of been my fault not knowing how to open the doors NOT MY FAULT, im used to p
58 LHRjc : SHouldn't that be the other way round?
59 Post contains images JGPH1A : What, like gorillas ? Euww. Must have found a fair few fleas on Alex though. No, but the following excuses will be accepted for late handing in. 1) L
60 ThePRGuy : How was your big mac today?
61 Mhodgson : Ah, Lancaster platform 5. Many an hour spent waiting for the train home from school spent waiting there.
62 Post contains images LHRjc : Indeed. Bring back British Rail Do it!! They will back our fight to re-nationalise the railways
63 JGPH1A : Never touch the stuff, except in dire emergencies (like when I've forgotten to buy groceries, or am trapped in some hideous foreign clime and in sear
64 Post contains images IH8BY : Your credibility, or what little credibility you might have had, has just been dashed in pieces. Nothing that interesting ever happens in Didcot. You
65 LHRjc : What, like Surrey?
66 ThePRGuy : Filthy Liar!
67 Post contains images Trekster : I know it for the sinking Tesco and the power station that used to be home to the Williams F1 team. I lived in nearby wallingford for a time and went
68 JGPH1A : Huh ! I am the great oracle and fount of all wisdom ! Noob :-P That I can well believe - I've only been through Didcot at about 25mph (it was a High
69 Post contains images Myt332 : How dare you! Just because you aren't a commuter in the know1 I think you are the only other person around here that would have recognised it! Well d
70 JGPH1A : To someone from les provinces, Paris is a loathsome abode of the damned, inhabited by foul creeping things with loud voices and no manners. Naturally
71 LHRjc : I'm sure Banco's chauffeur Bus Driver would take you to the Drive Thru if you asked nicely
72 JGPH1A : Nah - his pensioners bus pass is only valid during off-peak hours - we'd get there too late for the Sossidge 'n Egg McMoofin.
73 Myt332 : But just in time to see Cornish pick up his McMuffin GCSE!
74 JGPH1A : Wow. But won't that make him dangerously over-qualified for his teaboy Junior VP Post-Meridian Refreshments job ?
75 LHRjc : Does that come with fries or hash brown?
76 ThePRGuy : Nice is near Marseille. ENough said.
77 Post contains images JGPH1A : Sufficiently far enough away, thank you very much ! At least the smell doesn't reach up this far. Besides, we are on the Cote d'Azur, while they are
78 IH8BY : Are you discriminating against people with low post counts? See, as this is a planespotter community, in the eyes of the rest of the world I am moder
79 Myt332 : I bet it was a real "bitaaah" rendition.
80 ThePRGuy : The smell is emanating from you in the first place, you give the south of France a bad name. Alex
81 Myt332 : No, he gives love a bad name.
82 Post contains images JGPH1A : You just keep telling yourself that - besides, this is the internet, nobody cares what anyone in the real world thinks.
83 IH8BY : And there I was, hoping that having fewer than 200 posts on airliners.net would elevate me to celebrity status, with hopefully my own early evening t
84 JGPH1A : You'll be lucky to get a guest spot on "Trisha". As a life-plan, it kind of sucked anyway.
85 Post contains images LHRjc : Compared to MYT332's, I thought it was genius
86 Egmcman : What they can get an order correct? Every time my office order anything the local branch always forget something.
87 Post contains images JGPH1A : I don't think "Got up, had Coco Pops, watched trains, had beans on toast, went to bed" counts as a life plan at all. More of a no-life plan.
88 Post contains images IH8BY : You are discriminating. I am calling Jeremy Kyle. We are going to sort this out.
89 JGPH1A : I wouldn't stoop to appearing on anything so low as Jeremy Kyle - I'm strictly a Parkinson or Jonathan Ross-level celebrity (and no not one of the go
90 Mhodgson : Indeed. I'm still mentally scarred.
91 PlymSpotter : Thank you - I plan to test this range of excuses on Friday when handing my latest work in...
92 Trekster : Do recall the name. I know there is a great little pub in Ewelme, which is a nice little village pub 1 mile from RAF Benson where we lived at the tim
93 Jafa39 : Errrr....wasn't this thread about qualifications in McCooking and McCustomer Service?....where'd all the fecking train spotters come from???? Away wit
94 Post contains images Myt332 : Oopsie! Showing your age there, Parkinson is retired thus if you are at his level that too makes you retired or just n/a. Trains from Preston to Manc
95 Post contains images LHRjc : And if you're really interested, the Gatwick Express goes from Platform 13 of Victoria.... See... it IS Aviation related
96 Myt332 : Oh see, that's interesting! Also at Manchester Airport they are building a 'Platform 3' which is like the number 13 but obviously without the 1 in fr
97 JGPH1A : Tsk tsk, how little you know. Obviously Parkie would come out of retirement to interview someone as fabulous as moi !
98 LHRjc : Aviation related once again, Well done sir. What would be more impressive is if they were building platform 13 at MAN. Wouldn't that be encroaching o
99 Myt332 : Infamous you mean? Well the nearest runway is 23R which again is like 3 and 13. It's all so very impressive.
100 JGPH1A : Oooh it's like Numerology ! Maybe the lengths of platform 3, platform 13 and runway 23R add up to the same length as the sides of the Great Pyramid -
101 Post contains images LHRjc : And there will be Airbus A333's and 737-300's, and even TF-AME the 747-300 using runway 23R. Wow, it's all about the 3's eh MYT332
102 Myt332 : Pork or Apple? Whilst you are quite right i'd like to think it's just really all about me?
103 Post contains images JGPH1A : Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !
104 LHRjc : You can think that as much as you like, but sadly, it's not.
105 Myt332 : I prefer a slice with custard all over. Mmmmm. Reminiscent of that conversation you and your ex had about the size of Stephen and the twins eh?
106 LHRjc : How'd you know about that?! I told her not to tell any one about that! FFS!
107 ThePRGuy : Those are absolutely repugnant. You have lost yet more of your foodie respect you seemed to be preaching!
108 Mhodgson : How dare you. Those are gorgeous. Even better are the ones with a layer of custard. Mmmmmm...
109 ThePRGuy : *vomits on the floor* You can't beat Tesco Value brand, I'm sorry, YOU CAN'T!!!
110 Post contains images JGPH1A : This is an established universal Truth. Euuwww. Where's my Fatwah pad. Layer of custard Peasant ! You will be flayed alive and summonsed to appear be
111 Post contains images Skidmarks : Well, I've managed to stay out of this hijacked thread but JG just has to be slapped every time! We wouldn't LET you into Surrey you Francophile thro
112 Post contains images Myt332 : He probably had these great idea's of what Nice would look like. I can only imagine how disappointed he was when he got there! As for the biscuit its
113 Post contains images Skidmarks : I still buy them at Tesco, delicious - if you don't think about the OTHER meaning of Nice! Andy
114 JGPH1A : Surrey means "the only Home County I can afford" in ancient Celtic. One doesn't live in Nice. One lives in the vastly superior and jet-set deluxe res
115 Mhodgson : Nice biscuits are one of the worlds biggest ironies.
116 Post contains images Skidmarks : So is London Zoo but I wouldn't live there! Juan Les Pins - John the Nail, Ian the Leg? I went there once, it was shut and the only denizens were rat
117 Post contains images JGPH1A : They wouldn't let you into the South of France - standards, old boy, standards ! You probably went to Skegness. But they're so yummy !
118 IH8BY : You don't know HOW wrong you are! Chocolate hobnobs are indeed excellent, but if you want a truly fabulous and indulgent mainstream biscuit then Fox'
119 Post contains images Mhodgson : They get the mhodgson seal of approval. Along with the chocolate coated 'Classic' biscuits. Om Nom Nom.
120 JGPH1A : Yes they're nice, but too sweet and anodyne - they lack the dark sensual lasciviousness of the choccy hobnob. No - the scriptures clearly dictate tha
121 Post contains images Skidmarks : Just goes to show, you are all fat buggers and cannot compete with my sylph like, adonis style body!! All derived from eating good on Nice and custard
122 IH8BY : Absolute sacrilege. Since it apparently cannot be changed, I shall just have to disobey the Law of the Medes and Persians, even if I end up being put
123 JGPH1A : I'll alert the stokers immediately, and order extra coal. Only if sylph means "squat", and Adonis was a darts player from Scunthorpe. Actually I did
124 Post contains images Skidmarks : Jealousy will get the better of you and you will die bitter and twisted!1 Andy
125 JGPH1A : No, I plan to stay alive a very long time, if only to annoy you.
126 IH8BY : Hmm... second thoughts actually... that sounds a little raunchy for me. As one of the few bastions of morality on this site, I may have to reconsider
127 Post contains images Skidmarks : Shows how much you know - he IS an orphaned Elephant!! With the smallest trunk in the world!! Andy
128 JGPH1A : Raunchy ? Only in your warped and twisted mind. Morality ? Aren't you some kind of scabby student ? If so, you have no morals whatsoever, and should
129 Post contains images Skidmarks : He's a layabout according to his profile - figures. Andy
130 Post contains images IH8BY : Nope! Worse, I'm a... Thank you, Andy. A layabout, but an employed layabout. Employed, though only for the purposes of making enough money to become
131 Post contains images JGPH1A : Hmmm - an employed layabout ? Do you volunteer for medical experimentation ? If so I should stop if I were you, the side effects are starting to show
132 Post contains images Skidmarks : Euphamism for scrounging off the dole? Andy
133 IH8BY : Nah, I work afternoons only... means I can sleep in almost as late as I did when I was a student!
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