Airfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2753 times:
We (U.S.A) should invade Canada. I am sick of hearing about Hilary and Obama on the news. What better way to get them off the news tube then an old fashioned invasion. George Bush isn't exactly winning any popularity contests lately so why not go out with a bang. I am sure those Canadians are hiding some weapons of mass destruction somewhere or another up there so lets go over and stir em up a bit. A little wag the dog if you will. Below are some good reasons for an invasion of Canada.
They are close to us, logistics would be a snap.
We could steal some of their hockey players an make our teams better
Take over all their beer production and replace the piss water we have with good beer.
We can take the CN tower and spend millions to move it to Washington DC and replace that puny white thing we are stuck with now.
There has got to be oil up there somewhere.
You forgot the biggest reason and the one that probably will provoke an invasion eventually.
FRESH WATER
Your welcome to come but you have to change a few things first:
1. Elections have to follow the Canadian process, ie Alberta, The election was called yesterday, we vote on March the 3rd(of THIS year).
2. No primaries allowed
3. No dragging shit out for 14 F%$^^ng months
4. No posting crap about who is running/winning/lying/cheating etc in ANY forums is allowed
5. NO SUPER TUESDAY
AirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 5, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2728 times:
Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter): We can take the CN tower and spend millions to move it to Washington DC and replace that puny white thing we are stuck with now.
The Bill Clinton Tribute Rod?
Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 3): 3. No dragging shit out for 14 F%$^^ng months
Agreed. There are so much better things to talk about.
Queso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2700 times:
Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter): They are close to us, logistics would be a snap.
We could steal some of their hockey players an make our teams better
Take over all their beer production and replace the piss water we have with good beer.
We can take the CN tower and spend millions to move it to Washington DC and replace that puny white thing we are stuck with now.
There has got to be oil up there somewhere.
And- They're wimps, we could take 'em pretty easy.
Due to Global Warming their northern passage is about to be open so we can charge the Europeans and the Asians to allow them passage through (what would be) our waters.
Mham001 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 3001 posts, RR: 3 Reply 11, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2661 times:
I don't know why we'd even have to invade them, aren't they already the 51st state?
Lowrider From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 3220 posts, RR: 11 Reply 15, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2587 times:
Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 2): Why we get the US CNN and not CNN world is beyond me.
JCS17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 43 Reply 18, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2565 times:
CNN International is atrocious, I'm not saying CNN US is that much better. One of the worst things about leaving the US having to watch CNN International or the Beeb to catch up on the news.
CF188A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2560 times:
expect an American death toll in the millions if you tried to invade Canada . Natural born Canadians are without a doubt, some of the most patriotic people in this world.Thanks God ... I can vouch for being the Osama Bin Canada if I ever found a yank claiming my land with a star spangled fracture. Just stay down where you people belong
Queso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 20, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2534 times:
Quoting CF188A (Reply 19): expect an American death toll in the millions if you tried to invade Canada
Chill, I don't think you have to worry much until you see this happen:
Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter): We can take the CN tower and spend millions to move it to Washington DC and replace that puny white thing we are stuck with now.
LHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 21, posted (5 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2526 times:
Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter): Take over all their beer production and replace the piss water we have with good beer.
That would be a red herring. Their pisswater mainstream beer is exactly the same as our pisswater mainstream beer. We could, however, invade Toronto's Cafe Volo for the good Canadian micro stuff.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
Quoting LHMARK (Reply 21):
Their pisswater mainstream beer
Thats gotta be fightin' words for some Canucks!!
No I tend to agree, Labatt's & Molson's are generally crap mainstream beers. There are some good regional beers that are very good and lots of Micro Breweries. http://breweriesontheweb.com/CA.htm
LHMark check out this link some good ones on this list.
WrenchBender
Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
25 Airfoilsguy: Oh yah? Well I wave my McDonald's coupon book in your general direction. We will storm your boarder in Canadian made Ford F150s and dump plastic Brit
26 RJ111: You guys disappoint me. I thought there was going to be a South Park reference within at least the first 3 posts.
28 SKYSERVICE_330: What about the gay marriages? Do we get to keep them?
29 LTU932: Absolutely NOT! Signed, The US Ultra-Conservative Movement
30 CF188A: Il just toss a Big Mac back over the boarder and you will all go rushing back. Then, I am sure your president will conjure up some theories about how
31 Kieron747: I'll put this one here as it seems to be a Canadian source. http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.c....cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=A1ARTA0008442 Make of it what
32 Pope: Excellent idea. Let's put the Salvation Army on Defcon2 and have the Coast Guard handle the naval portion of this. With any luck the whole operations
33 ONTFlyer: Strong words from a German! You know thanks to a little thing called WWII, ATC around the world speaks English and not Deutsch
34 Banco: To be fair, last time we gave them a sporting chance by unaccountably choosing the most difficult possible attack strategy involving totally unnecess
35 LTU932: ATC is irrelevant. Besides, Costa Rica could use the change, just make it something like Puerto Rico and you're done.
36 AF340: Although it wasnt in the first 3 posts... Liam
37 BlueShamu330s: Funny you should say that................ Quote, "lo sciocco" "The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the of
38 Arrow: One possible advantage of such an invasion is that we then wouldn't have a boarder, no line-ups, no passports, no security checks. And maybe we could
39 Cfalk: 14 months, hell, it started the day the 2006 elections were over. 2 years of this crap. Pretty soon, the campaigning will start 4 years before.
40 CF188A: Maybe even our mannerisms and maturity?
42 WrenchBender: Ouch the Irony Boarder- one who rents a room in a Boarding House Border- an area marking the demarkation between two countries WrenchBender
43 A380US: great idea we can just shoot there mules and were in
44 BristolFlyer: Yes but isn't it all soaked into sand? Maybe the US could take all the fat Canadian women and get them to sit on the sand to squeeze all the black go
45 Arrow: CF188A got it. He didn't like it, but the point wasn't lost on him. And I guess to carry the sarcasm a little further, maybe the proposed invasion wo
46 Confuscius: Boys Scout Troop 286 is ready and just waiting for Troop 625 from Cheektowaga. We'll have Toronto in a couple of days and on to Ottawa.
47 Petertenthije: I think we have a feed from CNN USA now, instead of CNN World. Some faces I have not noticed before, and the trimmings you would expect from a US sho
48 NeilYYZ: Hell no. I'll gladly concede Quebec, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Yukon, North West Territories and Nunivit. You can't give up Toronto, 15% of Canada live
49 Pope: I wonder if the girl scouts could take Quebec? We'll send them in with cookies in a sort of 21st century trojan horse strategy. Once they're behind e
51 NeilYYZ: Yes you do. She played more in Vegas than in Canada. It wasn't us that signed her to shows 5 nights a week for 4 years or something like that.
52 NoUFO: Most certainly. Think of all the chemicals they use for their trout and salmon farms.
53 StarAC17: As Rick Mercer would say, "Should America be bombing Bouchard!" Here is him talking to Dubya.
54 ArniePie: After seeing all those street-interviews on youtube I can't help but wonder, before deciding to invade Canada shouldn't you ask yourself if you guys
55 WildcatYXU: LOL... Try guess what's Canada's best selling premium beer and what's Canada's best selling light beer... Mark, you're making me really curious about
56 WildcatYXU: They have a rough idea. But they don't know that we don't live in igloos
57 LHMARK: I'll do it one better: a session here at the Tap and Mallet where we try American craft beer, then a future session at Cafe Volo where we hit the Ont
59 AA7295: You don't have to invade the whole country. Just move the border up 500 miles and you've got the best that Canada has to offer.
60 Pope: You got it all wrong. I want Quebec so that we can exile Celine and the residents of New Orleans and Detroit.
61 L-188: How? Cretian took away your guns! Seriously though, if where were going to do that we should have done it during the 1996 Salmon War.
62 A346Dude: Au contraire. The best part of Canada is the north.
63 Arrow: Do you Yanks remember "54-40 or fight"? That was the clarion call for settling the western half of the border. You wanted the border up around Prince
64 VonRichtofen: Google the Canadian Oil sands and you'll see how much oil they're getting out it with todays technology besides there's waaaay more fat women in the
65 Av8rPHX: Canada does have some great beer. I am particularly fond of Granville Island Brewery's beer.
66 Doona: Pretty strong words there... It's like the pot calling the female kettles, fat!
67 Signol: Do correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Puerto Rico that is (almost) the 51st state? As for the thread, how about a unified currency? The Canadian
68 Coal: That's just because you're a redneck fratboy. I despise US CNN so much! Every time that idiot Wolf Blitzer says The Best Political Team On TV I want
69 Kmh1956: And Westboro Baptist "Church" Nah... just send them in with cartons of Trojans....... to make water bombs!!! (Get your minds out of the gutter!!)
70 Baroque: And you might even get a repeat of the "Mouse that roared". Pity Ustinov is not there to lead the defence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mouse_Tha
71 Dougloid: Shouldn't be a problem. Whaddya got, fifteen or twenty?
72 HickoryShampoo: We'd only invade Canada for cheap snow.
74 Dougloid: Get it together, people. You still haven't decided what Canada is so's we can invade it. I have the perfect solution. Annex it to Texas. Man in Stets
75 CF188A: yeah roughly the same amount of decent leaders your country has had
76 Airfoilsguy: Listen up people, my spies are telling me those damn Canadians are planing some kind of action involving Michigan. These blatantly hostel actions from
77 Dougloid: As prez reagan said. "There you go again." Do you guys always overestimate things so badly?? I woulda said, maybe a minus five or something.
78 CF188A: just keep Britney away from Toronto Unless you are planning to nuke Toronto or cut out our electricity. Then in that case... we can melt her and user
79 StarAC17: I agree, and I loved when Michael Moore yelled at him for them disputing Sicko. However he makes for good fodder when The Daily Show makes fun of him
80 Dougloid: I think that folks here would take up a collection and buy her a bus ticket (one way) after all the indignities that have been inflicted on our poor
81 WrenchBender: 20% of Hollywood are Canadian in anyway http://www.canadaka.net/content/page/2-famous-canadians WrenchBender
82 YVRLTN: No way man, they are some of the worst!! Only Canadian beer I like is Keiths - probably because that is about the closest to Europe!! Visit the beach
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