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We (U.S.A) Should Invade Canada  
User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3043 times:

We (U.S.A) should invade Canada. I am sick of hearing about Hilary and Obama on the news. What better way to get them off the news tube then an old fashioned invasion. George Bush isn't exactly winning any popularity contests lately so why not go out with a bang. I am sure those Canadians are hiding some weapons of mass destruction somewhere or another up there so lets go over and stir em up a bit. A little wag the dog if you will. Below are some good reasons for an invasion of Canada.

They are close to us, logistics would be a snap.
We could steal some of their hockey players an make our teams better
Take over all their beer production and replace the piss water we have with good beer.
We can take the CN tower and spend millions to move it to Washington DC and replace that puny white thing we are stuck with now.
There has got to be oil up there somewhere.

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User currently offlineLuisca From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3034 times:

Remember the movie Canadian Bacon, hilarious.

But seriously the whole political coverage is getting insane, CNN Ballot Bow!, what will they come up with next?

Cant wait till Jan 21st 2009


User currently offlineVonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4627 posts, RR: 36
Reply 2, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3029 times:

Unfortunately your "news" stations have already invaded. The main one being CNN. Why we get the US CNN and not CNN world is beyond me.


Word
User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3023 times:



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter):
There has got to be oil up there somewhere.

Yes we have more oil than the Saudi's.

You forgot the biggest reason and the one that probably will provoke an invasion eventually.

FRESH WATER

Your welcome to come but you have to change a few things first:
1. Elections have to follow the Canadian process, ie Alberta, The election was called yesterday, we vote on March the 3rd(of THIS year).
2. No primaries allowed
3. No dragging shit out for 14 F%$^^ng months
4. No posting crap about who is running/winning/lying/cheating etc in ANY forums is allowed
5. NO SUPER TUESDAY


WrenchBender



Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3025 times:



Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 2):
Why we get the US CNN and not CNN world is beyond me.

I like the world CNN would be nice to see it here.


User currently offlineAirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3018 times:



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter):
We can take the CN tower and spend millions to move it to Washington DC and replace that puny white thing we are stuck with now.

The Bill Clinton Tribute Rod?

Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 3):
3. No dragging shit out for 14 F%$^^ng months

Agreed. There are so much better things to talk about.


User currently offlineEvilForce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3015 times:



User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2995 times:

May I mention 1812?

 Wink
 Wink
 Wink

Kieron


User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2988 times:

Only if they promise to bomb the Baldwins.

User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2990 times:



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter):
They are close to us, logistics would be a snap.
We could steal some of their hockey players an make our teams better
Take over all their beer production and replace the piss water we have with good beer.
We can take the CN tower and spend millions to move it to Washington DC and replace that puny white thing we are stuck with now.
There has got to be oil up there somewhere.

And- They're wimps, we could take 'em pretty easy.
Due to Global Warming their northern passage is about to be open so we can charge the Europeans and the Asians to allow them passage through (what would be) our waters.


User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 10, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2978 times:

Why don't you invade Costa Rica instead? Since the country doesn't have an Army, it should be easy for you.  stirthepot 

User currently offlineMham001 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 3621 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2951 times:

I don't know why we'd even have to invade them, aren't they already the 51st state?

User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 2947 times:



Quoting Mham001 (Reply 12):
I don't know why we'd even have to invade them, aren't they already the 51st state?

Nah... they're just our bitch.  Wink  duck 


User currently offlineYfbflyer From Canada, joined Sep 2006, 299 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2901 times:



Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 13):
Nah... they're just our bitch.

We are bigger, faster, and on top who's the bitch now  Wink  duck   flamed 


User currently offlineSKYSERVICE_330 From Canada, joined Sep 2000, 1415 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2892 times:

Meh. We know how much luck you guys have had invading countries that are smaller than you, so we're not to worried considering we're bigger. Big grin  Wink

Edit: typo

[Edited 2008-02-05 12:42:30]

User currently offlineLowrider From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 3220 posts, RR: 10
Reply 15, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2877 times:



Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 2):
Why we get the US CNN and not CNN world is beyond me.

Punishment



Proud OOTSK member
User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2878 times:



Quoting SKYSERVICE_330 (Reply 15):
considering we're bigger

Your women are, too.



User currently offlineSKYSERVICE_330 From Canada, joined Sep 2000, 1415 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2862 times:



Quoting Queso (Reply 16):
Your women are, too.

Christ..her upper thigh is the size of my torso! That ain't right.


User currently offlineJCS17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 39
Reply 18, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2855 times:

CNN International is atrocious, I'm not saying CNN US is that much better. One of the worst things about leaving the US having to watch CNN International or the Beeb to catch up on the news.


America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineCF188A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2850 times:

expect an American death toll in the millions if you tried to invade Canada . Natural born Canadians are without a doubt, some of the most patriotic people in this world.Thanks God ... I can vouch for being the Osama Bin Canada if I ever found a yank claiming my land with a star spangled fracture. Just stay down where you people belong Big grin

User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2824 times:



Quoting CF188A (Reply 19):
expect an American death toll in the millions if you tried to invade Canada

Chill, I don't think you have to worry much until you see this happen:

Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter):
We can take the CN tower and spend millions to move it to Washington DC and replace that puny white thing we are stuck with now.



User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 21, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2816 times:



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Thread starter):
Take over all their beer production and replace the piss water we have with good beer.

That would be a red herring. Their pisswater mainstream beer is exactly the same as our pisswater mainstream beer. We could, however, invade Toronto's Cafe Volo for the good Canadian micro stuff.



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineLobster From Germany, joined Oct 2008, 49 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2790 times:

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 21):
Their pisswater mainstream beer




Thats gotta be fightin' words for some Canucks!!



[Edited 2008-02-05 13:07:40]

User currently offlineRadarbeam From Canada, joined Mar 2002, 1310 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2764 times:

Seriously, you can have Toronto.
We keep the rest.


User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 9
Reply 24, posted (6 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2764 times:



Quoting Lobster (Reply 22):


Quoting LHMARK (Reply 21):
Their pisswater mainstream beer




Thats gotta be fightin' words for some Canucks!!

No I tend to agree, Labatt's & Molson's are generally crap mainstream beers. There are some good regional beers that are very good and lots of Micro Breweries.
http://breweriesontheweb.com/CA.htm
LHMark check out this link some good ones on this list.

WrenchBender



Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
25 Airfoilsguy : Oh yah? Well I wave my McDonald's coupon book in your general direction. We will storm your boarder in Canadian made Ford F150s and dump plastic Brit
26 RJ111 : You guys disappoint me. I thought there was going to be a South Park reference within at least the first 3 posts.
27 Post contains links Airfoilsguy : http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=McDyKcJU9cI
28 SKYSERVICE_330 : What about the gay marriages? Do we get to keep them?
29 LTU932 : Absolutely NOT! Signed, The US Ultra-Conservative Movement
30 Post contains images CF188A : Il just toss a Big Mac back over the boarder and you will all go rushing back. Then, I am sure your president will conjure up some theories about how
31 Post contains links and images Kieron747 : I'll put this one here as it seems to be a Canadian source. http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.c....cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=A1ARTA0008442 Make of it what
32 Pope : Excellent idea. Let's put the Salvation Army on Defcon2 and have the Coast Guard handle the naval portion of this. With any luck the whole operations
33 Post contains images ONTFlyer : Strong words from a German! You know thanks to a little thing called WWII, ATC around the world speaks English and not Deutsch
34 Banco : To be fair, last time we gave them a sporting chance by unaccountably choosing the most difficult possible attack strategy involving totally unnecess
35 Post contains images LTU932 : ATC is irrelevant. Besides, Costa Rica could use the change, just make it something like Puerto Rico and you're done.
36 Post contains images AF340 : Although it wasnt in the first 3 posts... Liam
37 Post contains images BlueShamu330s : Funny you should say that................ Quote, "lo sciocco" "The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the of
38 Arrow : One possible advantage of such an invasion is that we then wouldn't have a boarder, no line-ups, no passports, no security checks. And maybe we could
39 Cfalk : 14 months, hell, it started the day the 2006 elections were over. 2 years of this crap. Pretty soon, the campaigning will start 4 years before.
40 CF188A : Maybe even our mannerisms and maturity?
41 Arrow : Not a chance.
42 Post contains images WrenchBender : Ouch the Irony Boarder- one who rents a room in a Boarding House Border- an area marking the demarkation between two countries WrenchBender
43 A380US : great idea we can just shoot there mules and were in
44 BristolFlyer : Yes but isn't it all soaked into sand? Maybe the US could take all the fat Canadian women and get them to sit on the sand to squeeze all the black go
45 Arrow : CF188A got it. He didn't like it, but the point wasn't lost on him. And I guess to carry the sarcasm a little further, maybe the proposed invasion wo
46 Post contains images Confuscius : Boys Scout Troop 286 is ready and just waiting for Troop 625 from Cheektowaga. We'll have Toronto in a couple of days and on to Ottawa.
47 Petertenthije : I think we have a feed from CNN USA now, instead of CNN World. Some faces I have not noticed before, and the trimmings you would expect from a US sho
48 NeilYYZ : Hell no. I'll gladly concede Quebec, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Yukon, North West Territories and Nunivit. You can't give up Toronto, 15% of Canada live
49 Pope : I wonder if the girl scouts could take Quebec? We'll send them in with cookies in a sort of 21st century trojan horse strategy. Once they're behind e
50 Post contains images Confuscius : No! No! bypass Quebec! We don't want Celine Dion.
51 NeilYYZ : Yes you do. She played more in Vegas than in Canada. It wasn't us that signed her to shows 5 nights a week for 4 years or something like that.
52 NoUFO : Most certainly. Think of all the chemicals they use for their trout and salmon farms.
53 Post contains images StarAC17 : As Rick Mercer would say, "Should America be bombing Bouchard!" Here is him talking to Dubya.
54 ArniePie : After seeing all those street-interviews on youtube I can't help but wonder, before deciding to invade Canada shouldn't you ask yourself if you guys
55 WildcatYXU : LOL... Try guess what's Canada's best selling premium beer and what's Canada's best selling light beer... Mark, you're making me really curious about
56 Post contains images WildcatYXU : They have a rough idea. But they don't know that we don't live in igloos
57 LHMARK : I'll do it one better: a session here at the Tap and Mallet where we try American craft beer, then a future session at Cafe Volo where we hit the Ont
58 WildcatYXU : I'd be all for it.
59 AA7295 : You don't have to invade the whole country. Just move the border up 500 miles and you've got the best that Canada has to offer.
60 Pope : You got it all wrong. I want Quebec so that we can exile Celine and the residents of New Orleans and Detroit.
61 L-188 : How? Cretian took away your guns! Seriously though, if where were going to do that we should have done it during the 1996 Salmon War.
62 A346Dude : Au contraire. The best part of Canada is the north.
63 Arrow : Do you Yanks remember "54-40 or fight"? That was the clarion call for settling the western half of the border. You wanted the border up around Prince
64 VonRichtofen : Google the Canadian Oil sands and you'll see how much oil they're getting out it with todays technology besides there's waaaay more fat women in the
65 Post contains images Av8rPHX : Canada does have some great beer. I am particularly fond of Granville Island Brewery's beer.
66 Doona : Pretty strong words there... It's like the pot calling the female kettles, fat!
67 Signol : Do correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Puerto Rico that is (almost) the 51st state? As for the thread, how about a unified currency? The Canadian
68 Post contains images Coal : That's just because you're a redneck fratboy. I despise US CNN so much! Every time that idiot Wolf Blitzer says The Best Political Team On TV I want
69 Kmh1956 : And Westboro Baptist "Church" Nah... just send them in with cartons of Trojans....... to make water bombs!!! (Get your minds out of the gutter!!)
70 Post contains links Baroque : And you might even get a repeat of the "Mouse that roared". Pity Ustinov is not there to lead the defence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mouse_Tha
71 Dougloid : Shouldn't be a problem. Whaddya got, fifteen or twenty?
72 HickoryShampoo : We'd only invade Canada for cheap snow.
73 Post contains images Baroque : Should be enough?
74 Dougloid : Get it together, people. You still haven't decided what Canada is so's we can invade it. I have the perfect solution. Annex it to Texas. Man in Stets
75 Post contains images CF188A : yeah roughly the same amount of decent leaders your country has had
76 Airfoilsguy : Listen up people, my spies are telling me those damn Canadians are planing some kind of action involving Michigan. These blatantly hostel actions from
77 Dougloid : As prez reagan said. "There you go again." Do you guys always overestimate things so badly?? I woulda said, maybe a minus five or something.
78 Post contains images CF188A : just keep Britney away from Toronto Unless you are planning to nuke Toronto or cut out our electricity. Then in that case... we can melt her and user
79 StarAC17 : I agree, and I loved when Michael Moore yelled at him for them disputing Sicko. However he makes for good fodder when The Daily Show makes fun of him
80 Dougloid : I think that folks here would take up a collection and buy her a bus ticket (one way) after all the indignities that have been inflicted on our poor
81 Post contains links WrenchBender : 20% of Hollywood are Canadian in anyway http://www.canadaka.net/content/page/2-famous-canadians WrenchBender
82 Post contains images YVRLTN : No way man, they are some of the worst!! Only Canadian beer I like is Keiths - probably because that is about the closest to Europe!! Visit the beach
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