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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1807 times:

If this has been posted before, I apolgize. However, it bears repeating....

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I'm gonna be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I still can't get past the pig. )

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the..?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I'm still gonna be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
( If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)


'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
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User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11722 posts, RR: 60
Reply 1, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1798 times:



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

Well that sucks then!  grumpy  On that theme though, *apparently* 90% of architects are left handed.

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

No they mustn't switch - instead of hunting seals they could make great architects!  Wink

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
(In my next life, I'm gonna be a pig.)

You'd best hope that you're born in Israel then, or you'll be in a frying pan before you know it  silly 



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineToast From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1780 times:



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

That little? I bet my ex- could have heated the Pacific Ocean with hers...

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Instead of attacking Iran, Dubya would be better off invading the Oktoberfest in Munich...

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Pussyfish?  duck 

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

Wow... I need to go on Demand Media diet...  duck 

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

That's a long oink!

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
A cat's urine glows under a black light.

What's a black light?


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1773 times:

FACT: You can't sneeze with your eyes open. Everyone knows it, but everyone tries it, and everyone fails.

User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 4, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1767 times:



Quoting Toast (Reply 2):
Instead of attacking Iran, Dubya would be better off invading the Oktoberfest in Munich...

Better yet, send him to Beerfest!  Wink



User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1717 times:



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Incorrect, Bonobo monkeys have sex constantly


User currently offlineFaustino927 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 263 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1705 times:



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 5):
Incorrect, Bonobo monkeys have sex constantly

Constantly but not for pleasure. There is a big difference.



Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11722 posts, RR: 60
Reply 7, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1692 times:



Quoting Faustino927 (Reply 6):
Constantly but not for pleasure. There is a big difference.

Why else would they do it then? Are you one of them?  Wow!



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineDragon-wings From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3998 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1682 times:



Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 3):
FACT: You can't sneeze with your eyes open. Everyone knows it, but everyone tries it, and everyone fails.

They did this experiment on the show Mythbusters.



Don't give up don't ever give up - Jim Valvano
User currently offlineYellowstone From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 3071 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1665 times:



Quoting Toast (Reply 2):
What's a black light?

Ultraviolet light. And that property isn't unique to cats; human urine glows under black light as well. There's some nightclub I read about that takes advantage of this by using black lights over the urinals in the men's bathroom. If you're a bit tipsy, I'd imagine the effect would be pretty cool.



Hydrogen is an odorless, colorless gas which, given enough time, turns into people.
User currently offlineBagpiper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1638 times:



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

whats "consistently"? Hopefully not "constantly" - but maybe, 20 times a day?


User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9272 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1630 times:



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Would it be appropriate if I mentioned that the male walrus has the world's biggest... um... johnson?  Smile

What -- it's a funky fact -- at least I think it is!



Do not bring stranger girt into your room. The stranger girt is dangerous, it will hurt your life.
User currently offlineFaustino927 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 263 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1630 times:



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 7):
Why else would they do it then? Are you one of them?

No Tio, I am not one of them but I watch a lot of Discovery Channel and that is a fact. Dolphins and humans are the only mammals that have sex for pleasure. For example foreplay.



Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
User currently offlineRJ111 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1618 times:



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Not true.

Fact: the most notherly, westerly and easterly state of the US is Alaska.


User currently offlineZkpilot From New Zealand, joined Mar 2006, 4867 posts, RR: 10
Reply 14, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1556 times:



Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 11):
Would it be appropriate if I mentioned that the male walrus has the world's biggest... um... johnson?

I thought that was the Blue Whale...
Something like 100kg of semen each time also.... no wonder why the sea is salty!!



56 types. 38 countries. 24 airlines.
User currently offlineDon81603 From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 1185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1550 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 3):
FACT: You can't sneeze with your eyes open. Everyone knows it, but everyone tries it, and everyone fails.



Quoting Dragon-wings (Reply 8):
They did this experiment on the show Mythbusters.

You can physically hold your eyes open (as Adam did on Mythbusters), but to naturally keep them open, no.

Also, female salmon can fake an orgasm.

The average life of a MLB baseball is 7 pitches.

[Edited 2008-02-07 16:45:58]


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7438 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1530 times:
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Fact: Bovine Flatulation causes Global Warming


Made from jets!
User currently offlineNirmalmakadia From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 223 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1523 times:



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I'm gonna be a pig.)

But they only get 1 erection every year.  duck 


User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9272 posts, RR: 21
Reply 18, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1497 times:



Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 14):
I thought that was the Blue Whale...
Something like 100kg of semen each time also.... no wonder why the sea is salty!!

Ok then, make it the largest wang on a land mammal  Smile

I guess those blue whales are offsetting the effects of global warming, as far as the desalinization bit is concerned anyway  Wink



Do not bring stranger girt into your room. The stranger girt is dangerous, it will hurt your life.
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11813 posts, RR: 15
Reply 19, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1432 times:

Humans can not lick their elbow.


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineZkpilot From New Zealand, joined Mar 2006, 4867 posts, RR: 10
Reply 20, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1429 times:

The human mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body


56 types. 38 countries. 24 airlines.
User currently offlineA380US From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 2358 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1426 times:

the average office desk has more germs than a public toilet seat


www.JandACosmetics.com
User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4898 posts, RR: 9
Reply 22, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1392 times:



Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 23):
The human mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body

I thought it was the mind  mischievous 



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User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1355 times:



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 7):
Why else would they do it then?

Boredom?

Quoting Seb146 (Reply 21):
Humans can not lick their elbow.

Related fact: someone tried it after reading Seb's post. And no, it wasn't me.  Silly


User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7657 posts, RR: 35
Reply 24, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1329 times:



Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 14):
Something like 100kg of semen each time also.... no wonder why the sea is salty!!

Ewwwww!!!!!

Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 20):
The human mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body

Proven by 2 girls 1 cup ....  vomit 



A Grumpy German Is A Sauerkraut
25 Post contains images ManuCH : How do they know? About the dolphins I mean ... did they ask them? Are they human?
26 Post contains images A380US : Jack bauer.... The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and ha
27 Kmh1956 : Yeah, but I'm going to be a female pig...with many pig friends.
28 BR715-A1-30 : You're obsessed with that pig I'm NEVER swimming in the sea again How would you know? Just curious.. Slut.. LOL!!
29 Post contains images A380US : Around here i dont think you should ask that
30 BR715-A1-30 : I spend much time in the kitchen.. I can take the heat, lol Just another piece of airliners.net non aviationism
31 Post contains images A380US : Whatever you say
32 Post contains images Iflyatldl : Any month that the 1st is on a Sunday, will have a Friday the 13th. Peanuts are an ingediant used to make dynamite Bourbon is the "Offical Beverage" o
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