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What Infomercial/fake Pastor Pisses You Off Most?  
User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 15849 times:

Upon flipping through channels I couldnt decide who really is the most annoying. So let me compile a list and choose one from that aforementioned list that makes you want to just hit a kitten with a steel pipe.

1. Chuck Norris Total Gym

I can only praise Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

2. John Becks Free and Clear Lien Estate Program

This guy looks and is a swindler.

3. Kearney Thomas - Pastor Extraordinaire.
-Couldnt find a damn picture of this clown

4. Billy Mays - Anything from Orange Glo to Oxy Clean!

The Man, The Myth, The Legend of Infomericals. What Burt Reynolds is to moustaches, Billy Mays is to beards.

5. Bowflex

The sheer magnitude of this infomercial is astounding, I just counted 4 channels out of 30 showing this one.

6. Oreck Vacuum Cleaner

Been around longer than Fidel Castro, and no sign of croaking yet.

7. Matthew Lesko - Government Money

I believe this human is shown in DARE anti drug classes across America as to living proof what can happen to you if you indeed do take the funny stuff.

8. Tony Little Gazelle

I cant believe this asshat is still on the air. By default people like this need to be born with German Citizenships...just look at him.

9. Extenze Male Enhancement....oh wait.

I got this picture from Canadian Overstock.com, LH423 isnt that where you shop?

10. Enzyte Male Enhancement

Even KROC has hope now after his ex-wife took his balls with her after the divorce.

11. The Perfect Pushup - Developed by a Marine

I dont have a good comment for this one, it just looks retarded.

12. Video Professor - Just put the disk in the CD tray!

Assclown who is suing his own customers!

13. Joel Osteen

This guys megachurch is bigger than the Superdome, and why the hell does he have the same expression constantly like he just got a 2 by 4 rammed up his exit hole and enjoyed it.

14. Proactiv Acne cleaner

Helping 12 year old Korean kids across Jr. High Schools solve math problems with ease yet again.

15. Vinyl/Leather Mender - Have a hole in your brand new leather couch!

No, I dont...now STFU.

16. Urine B gone

Just in case ScottysAir has again pissed his pants.

17. Little Rascal Scooter

A new form of transportation for lazy and fat Americans has arrived. Covered by your taxes!

18. Listen Up - Hear the birds and the TV!

Also good for hearing your neighbors banging away 1000ft away at 3am!

19. Bosley - Hair Restoration

Now you can look like the Hoff again. Oh wait, too bad you got a crap Honda. Das ist scheise!

20. Be a Real Estate Millionaire

This guy pisses me off alot...just the way he looks is a pissoff.

21. Sunsetter - Awning !

Why not buy a remote control awning for $1000 when an Umbrella for $100 is just not pimp enough

22. LifeLock - Personal identity security

Might even not be that stupid of an infomercial...until the end where you can take this product for a "Test Drive"
Test Drive a chainsaw whoever thought of this catch phrase.

23. Rug Doctor

Because every hot MILF likes to stay home and clean Toby's tapeworm infested diarrhea.


Let the debate begin! Add more if they really piss you off.

[Edited 2008-02-27 02:15:51]

34 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineAirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 15812 times:

Lot's of good ones to choose there.

The Bowflex commercials are just annoying now; way too common.

Matthew Lesko is a damn fraud. I'm surprised he is allowed to say the stuff he says.

All male-enhancement commercials are crap.

So are the scooter commercials (luckily I don't watch TV in the morning). I suppose you could also put the Liberty Healthcare/Diabetes guy in this category.

I think all drug commercials nowadays are infomercials and piss me off to no end.

Billy Mays isn't that annoying compared to the ones I listed above.


User currently offlineZakHH From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 15782 times:



Quoting LOT767-300ER (Thread starter):
I cant believe this asshat is still on the air. By default people like this need to be born with German Citizenships...just look at him.

Woot? One more word, and we will clone an army out of him and send it eastwards...  grumpy   Wink


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 15771 times:



Quoting AirTranTUS (Reply 1):
Matthew Lesko is a damn fraud. I'm surprised he is allowed to say the stuff he says.

Would have to agree with that. I've seen one of his books before-- and many of the "leads" that he offers are 1time-only type things or woefully outdated. I don't see how selling that to people can be legit.

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Thread starter):
and why the hell does he have the same expression constantly like he just got a 2 by 4 rammed up his exit hole and enjoyed it.

...prolly just did.
Only his boyfriend would know for sure-- probably just a matter of time before he comes forward

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Thread starter):
just the way he looks is a pissoff.

...ever heard him talk?


User currently offlineType-Rated From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 15769 times:

AARRRGGG!

Some of these make you want to throw your television out the window!

The ones I dislike the most are:

Anything with Billy Mays, the ultimate infomercial whore! Just the mention of his name makes me shudder!

Matthew Lesko - The most irritating of all! His voice alone make me cringe.

Tony Little- Much too happy for his own good. Why is he stuck in the 70's with that ponytail? Somebody PLEASE cut it offf of his head!

Those Enzyte commercials are just plain stupid with that odd grin Bob has. I have never known ANY guy to stand around "admiring" the CONFIDENCE another man has by having a bigger you-know-what. If you don't have confidence only because you are not monsterly endowed, then you have problems that a enhancement pill can't cure. But I have heard that women sometimes get breast implants to have more confidence. It seems like a female type of thing.

One not listed: Those Hoveround commercials with that lady singing "You Made Me Love You". Most people are not
singing because they need an wheelchair to get around.


And of course the thing that bugs me the most is when you have a commercial come on during one of the shows you are watching, you flip the channels multiple times to only find commercials playing on other stations at the same time.
What do these stations do? Confer with each other so they all have commercials scheduled at the same times?


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 15739 times:

Life Alert!

"I've fallen...and I CAN'T GET UP!"

The Clapper!

"Clap on! Fuck off!"


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 15731 times:



Quoting LOT767-300ER (Thread starter):
Even KROC has hope now after his ex-wife took his balls with her after the divorce.

Listen, with all the debt I got from her, I stashed my nuts in it so I could dig them out later.

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Thread starter):
11. The Perfect Pushup - Developed by a Marine

Dude, get it right, it was developed by a Navy Seal.


User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3868 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 15723 times:

Tom Vu rules!




Ain't I a stinker?
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (6 years 7 months 1 week ago) and read 15711 times:

...can't believe someone hasn't yet mentioned the most eerie of them all:



Mon dieu, this dude's so creepy as to make ya wanna run out and join the convent/monastery than flock to that site!


User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 15689 times:



Quoting KROC (Reply 6):
Listen, with all the debt I got from her, I stashed my nuts in it so I could dig them out later.

 rotfl 

Quoting KROC (Reply 6):
Dude, get it right, it was developed by a Navy Seal.

ROFL....oh that changes everything.

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 8):
can't believe someone hasn't yet mentioned the most eerie of them all:

eHarmony is not an infomercial though, its just a commercial.


User currently offlineJetsGo From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 3085 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 15668 times:

Excellent lists....

Another one to add is this that stupid Monex Gold one:




Marine Corps Aviation, The Last To Let You Down!
User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 15662 times:



Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 9):

eHarmony is not an infomercial though, its just a commercial.

No, it's both.

Not sure about your area, but here at least, we routinely have 30min+ long E-harmony commercials... and dang does that dude creep me out!


User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3868 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 15659 times:

Miss Cleo






Ain't I a stinker?
User currently offlineJetsGo From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 3085 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 15650 times:



Quoting Confuscius (Reply 12):
Miss Cleo

Isn't she in jail now or something?



Marine Corps Aviation, The Last To Let You Down!
User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3868 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 15646 times:



Quoting JetsGo (Reply 13):
Isn't she in jail now or something?

To find out call 1-800-713-4066

 Wink



Ain't I a stinker?
User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 15643 times:



Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 11):
No, it's both.

Not sure about your area, but here at least, we routinely have 30min+ long E-harmony commercials... and dang does that dude creep me out!

How can it be? There is no 1-800 number or "call in the next 30 minutes"

I havent seen it go for 30 mins ever, maybe Im not into it like you are  rotfl 

Miss Cleo is in lockup, I didnt want her on the list cuz I havent seen her in a decade.


User currently offlineBok269 From United States of America, joined May 2007, 2104 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 15632 times:

John Basedow Fitness Made Simple.


Enough Said.



"Reality is wrong, dreams are for real." -Tupac
User currently onlineFlighty From United States of America, joined Apr 2007, 8567 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 15614 times:

Excellent thread starter.

For informercials, how about

Ron Popeil's food processors, knife sets etc



Then there's these ridiculous finanacial "software products" on-line that supposedly generate free money...



Some preachers...

Jack Van Impe
He is REALLY crazy

Dr. Shine
He is like the James Brown meets 50 Cent of preachers.. LOL


User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3868 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 15606 times:

Rev. Ernest Angley




Ain't I a stinker?
User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 15600 times:

Y'all forgot Erik Estrada selling land in random states.

User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 15576 times:

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Thread starter):
11. The Perfect Pushup - Developed by a Marine

I dont have a good comment for this one, it just looks retarded.

I have those. They work really well.

[Edited 2008-02-27 13:15:58]

User currently offlineType-Rated From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 15546 times:

While Ms. Cleo had some scrapes with the law due to misrepresentation of her psychic abilities, she never was indicted with a crime nor served any jail time.
Here is an interesting read about her:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Cleo

Make sure you read the "Personal life and subsequent career" paragraph at the bottom. It sure is a shocker!


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 15518 times:



Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 15):
How can it be? There is no 1-800 number or "call in the next 30 minutes"

Who said it has to have one... it's just basically a block long advertisement of all the robot-like couples who allegedly found each other on said site.

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 15):
maybe Im not into it like you are

sure, that statement makes sense...  thumbsdown 

Quoting Bok269 (Reply 16):
John Basedow

...Diamond's twin??  eek 


User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 15516 times:



Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 22):
sure, that statement makes sense...

All I meant is I dont freaking sit there for 30 minutes and time the damn commercial. Ive only ever seen eharmony ones during regular commercial breaks


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (6 years 7 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 15457 times:



Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 23):
All I meant is

my comment was in reference to your (piss-poor) assumption that I would... not a misunderstanding of what you meant.


25 LOT767-300ER : Ill be honest with, Ive just had about 3 shots and 5 beers and im on the verge of drunk so I am confused as to what exactly we are arguing about so I
26 Post contains links Newark777 : I'm sure you'll be glad to read this then: Enzyte Maker Found Guilty of Fraud 5 days ago CINCINNATI (AP) — A federal court jury on Friday found the
27 Pyrex : All the gold ones are retarded (especially the gold kit, having little old ladies say "I turned in my scrap gold and got $600" - that commercial almo
28 Post contains images Diamond : You're a dead man.
29 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : *gives Diamond a much needed huggie*
30 Luv2cattlecall : I don't mind him, he's a great beacon for what not to buy! But the Hercules Hook being the latest revolution blah blah? STFU, it'd a goddamn bent wir
31 ConcordeBoy : aren't the originator and higher ups in the company still in the slammer for videotaping 16yr-olds and the like?
32 Post contains images Boeing744 : He is a clone of Jack Layton, the leader of Canada's NDP (leftist party). [Edited 2008-03-01 21:09:51]
33 Luv2cattlecall : I think Joe Francis is in a Nevada slammer and wants to stay there because as soon as he gets out, he'll be shipped off to a Florida prison, which I
34 Bok269 : Glad to hear they do...I only had to listen to that infromercial for two hours without stop at T6 at JFK while waiting for a flight to SAN...
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