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Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!  
User currently offline797 From Venezuela, joined Aug 2005, 1906 posts, RR: 27
Posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5438 times:

Hey guys,

I was surfing the web and crashed against these news... Couples will be allowed to have sex in public parcs in the Netherlands starting this summer!

This is really surprising for me. I have never been to Amsterdam but have heard the crazy stories of this peculiar city... now I just can imagine the city park turned into a big bedroom with people humping everywhere, that'll be hilarious!

The 'rules' must be obeyed - Not permitted nearby the children parks and please, throw your condoms and cigarrettes in the disposal cans in the area... HILARIOUS!

Links:
http://www.nisnews.nl/public/080308_2.htm

Here's the link in Italian:

http://www.corriere.it/cronache/08_m...-eebd-11dc-bfb4-0003ba99c667.shtml


Any thoughts?


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User currently offlineToast From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5424 times:



Quoting 797 (Thread starter):
Any thoughts?

Has it ever been illegal?  Wow!

Legalizing sex in Amsterdam parks is like legalizing eating fish & chips outdoors in the UK...


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 2, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5420 times:



Quoting 797 (Thread starter):
Couples will be allowed to have sex in public parcs in the Netherlands starting this summer!

Wait, so they're going to shut down the Red light district, but people can do it in the park? Dam...



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User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 3, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5422 times:

God I love the Netherlands!


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User currently offlineLHStarAlliance From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5386 times:

Netherlands I'm coming !


Constantin  Wink


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 5, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 5377 times:



Quoting LHStarAlliance (Reply 4):
Netherlands I'm coming !

I dont know if you realized it, but considering the topic, that is a HELL of a pun



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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 6, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5321 times:

Can muslims have gay sex in parks in The Netherlands?


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User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5298 times:

Something tells me George Michael is moving.

User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5281 times:

Are they cool with solo masturbation too?

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User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 9, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 5273 times:

I wonder if group sex is allowed too.


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User currently offline797 From Venezuela, joined Aug 2005, 1906 posts, RR: 27
Reply 10, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5239 times:



Quoting TWFirst (Reply 3):
God I love the Netherlands!



Quoting TWFirst (Reply 9):
I wonder if group sex is allowed too.

Yet you live in the Vatican?  duck  LOL

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 8):
Are they cool with solo masturbation too?

Signed,
99% of A.net

Haha, good point. Now, why is it 99.9%? xD



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User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 11, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5222 times:



Quoting 797 (Reply 10):
Yet you live in the Vatican?

No no, I'm "HOLY... see?"  Silly



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User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4534 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5192 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 6):
Can muslims have gay sex in parks in The Netherlands?

They most certainly can, and apparently do. And then they go back home to the wife and children. However, this kind of extra-curricular activity is not exclusive to married muslim gentlemen.

Why? Are you interested?

[Edited 2008-03-10 13:26:49]


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User currently offlineLHboyatDTW From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 5164 times:

they will fine people for unleashing their dogs but not people having sex  Wow!

Now I know why they put the "damn" in Amsterdam  duck   Big grin

Gotta love Dutch liberalism.


User currently offline797 From Venezuela, joined Aug 2005, 1906 posts, RR: 27
Reply 14, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 5135 times:



Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 12):
However, this kind of extra-curricular activity

HAHA! Extra-curricular!? HAHAHA!

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 12):
Why? Are you interested?

Ditto!



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User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 5108 times:

Will the dogs be allowed to have sex if they have their leashes on?



User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4534 posts, RR: 9
Reply 16, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 5097 times:



Quoting LHboyatDTW (Reply 13):
they will fine people for unleashing their dogs but not people having sex

You just understand, do you? If you are lying on your back with your legs in the air on a sultry summer evening in Amsterdam's Vondelpark being thoroughly 'seen to' by a muscular blond Dutch hunk, you might want to be clutching tufts of grass, instead of mistakenly clutching ...... eeeuw ...... something revolting!  biggrin 



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User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 17, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 5057 times:



Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 16):
You just understand, do you? If you are lying on your back with your legs in the air on a sultry summer evening in Amsterdam's Vondelpark being thoroughly 'seen to' by a muscular blond Dutch hunk, you might want to be clutching tufts of grass,

Be still my heart....



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User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 5027 times:

Remind me to never sit on a park bench in Vondelpark, or have a picnic.

User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4534 posts, RR: 9
Reply 19, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 5024 times:



Quoting TWFirst (Reply 17):
Be still my heart....

Or in your case by a sinewy Swiss guardsman in the vicinity of the Viale Centro del Bosco  Wink



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User currently offlineJetblueguy22 From United States of America, joined Nov 2007, 2837 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 4947 times:
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User currently offlinePyrex From Portugal, joined Aug 2005, 4059 posts, RR: 30
Reply 21, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 4908 times:

And here I was thinking that Netherlands was progressively getting less liberal - silly me.


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User currently offlineCF188A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 4850 times:

do you have any idea how many times I have had sex at YYZ?

User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11701 posts, RR: 60
Reply 23, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4763 times:

Well this sheds a whole new light on being a Landscape Architect and designing 'intimate' public spaces  silly 


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User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4759 times:



Quoting 797 (Thread starter):
Couples will be allowed to have sex in public parcs in the Netherlands starting this summer!

Now nobody will do it


25 797 : This is debatable
27 Runway777 : i wish we could have sex in parks in canada hahaha
28 Post contains images CF188A : im sure your just an angel of god flying around in a blackhawk
29 WestJetForLife : I wouldn't. If getting your tongue stuck to ice is bad, what about...Mr. Happy Place getting stuck to ice in case you accidentally miss your "target"
30 Bill142 : Only if they're into that kinky stuff.
31 Post contains images LifelinerOne : The advise from the police hasn't been welcomed with cheers by parliament and local city councils. With mayor Cohen of Amsterdam actively closing down
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