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Worst Music Videos By Non-Musicians  
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Posted (6 years 4 months 16 hours ago) and read 1614 times:

http://www.cracked.com/article_14925...performances-by-non-musicians.html

This site has some gems. I also included a few others that aren't listed.
I love exposing people to music that is so bad that it's hilarious.  Smile


This one has to be the worse.



From the article;
Carl Lewis won nine Olympic medals, was voted "Sportsman of the Century" by the International Olympic Committee and recorded what is quite possibly the single fruitiest song ever performed by an athlete in the history of mankind.

the video shows Lewis pumping iron and becoming romantically involved with a 60-year-old woman who keeps blowing bubbles at him.


The Granny-gashing scene at the end of the video really disturbs me.  scared 




Ron Jeremy - Freak Of The Week



Philip Michael Thomas - Just The Way I Planned It

This one is just plane awful and so 80s. Hard to believe that he was once a heart-throb and women all over the country were crazy about him. He was Tubbs in the TV show Miami Vice





Don Johnson - Heartbeat
The other guy from Miami Vice



Mr. T - Treat Your Mother Right
Ok I'll admit that I bought this video collection off of ebay a few years ago. I have Mr. T's first album too on LP.
I love the cheap laughs this video collection has. I went to high school with the kid in the shouting match at the begining of this video clip.





David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car
No comment







Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time
This was probably the early signs that Rick James was having a serious drug problem. Hooking up with Eddie Murphy to produce this crap. Eddie Murphy was funny as hell and Rick James was one of the greatest funk/r&b artist of all time. WHO had the bright idea of having them do a song together?






The Chicago Bears - Super Bowl Shuffle
This started the disturbing trend of sports teams making their own music.




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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 4 months 15 hours ago) and read 1600 times:

You can't forget about Bruce Willis' version of "Respect Yourself":


The Return Of Bruno? I didn't know he had left.


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 2, posted (6 years 4 months 15 hours ago) and read 1587 times:



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 1):
You can't forget about Bruce Willis' version of "Respect Yourself":

You are right.
That was awful and the media really played him up.



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User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 48
Reply 3, posted (6 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1542 times:



 rotfl 



474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 4, posted (6 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1533 times:

KevinL1011:
Oh man that is a great find!  Silly


Another gem is Joey Lawrence.









Since this is 'non musicians', I guess Millie Vanilli counts too.  Smile




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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1526 times:



Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 3):

I'll see your Shatner and raise you Telly Savalas:


User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 48
Reply 6, posted (6 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1511 times:

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 5):
I'll see your Shatner and raise you Telly Savalas:

         OH Man! I forgot about that one!
I Fold!

[Edited 2008-03-14 17:30:40]


474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlinePWM2TXLHopper From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 1320 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (6 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1509 times:

This Chevy Chase music video from 1986 is in the top ten I hope? I first saw it on MTV around 1987 when I was a little kid. Thought it was cheesy then, and it only gets cheesier!

The 1984 Chicago Bears rap video that somebody posted is a classic too! That might just be the all time worst? LOL

Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):






Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
Since this is 'non musicians', I guess Millie Vanilli counts too. Smile


The first time I heard this was on one of the in-flight entertainment channels on United flight in 1988, on a 737-300 ORD-BGR. The video's tacky, but for some reason as far as 80's pop goes, this track is catchy and not so bad. I'd never admit that in person, or play it with the windows rolled down! LOL Always wondered if hearing it that time on the plane as a little kid somehow made me remember it and oddly like it? Strange....

[Edited 2008-03-14 17:45:45]

User currently offlineDC10extender From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 617 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (6 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1472 times:



Worst video ever. This beats all.



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User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3826 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (6 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1470 times:




Ain't I a stinker?
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7401 posts, RR: 51
Reply 10, posted (6 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1467 times:
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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 11, posted (6 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1409 times:



Quoting DC10extender (Reply 8):
Worst video ever. This beats all.

It can't be worse than the Carl Lewis video.
I do agree, that video is pretty awful.


Confuscius:
I thought you liked that movie?
You don't consider George Burns to be a musician?  Big grin



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User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3826 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (6 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1397 times:



Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
I thought you liked that movie?

You were lucky, I watched that movie sober while you and your roomates were drunk and stoned. Oh the horror!  tongue 



Ain't I a stinker?
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 13, posted (6 years 3 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 1347 times:



Quoting Confuscius (Reply 12):
You were lucky, I watched that movie sober while you and your roomates were drunk and stoned. Oh the horror! tongue

If you had some cheap vodka like I did then you would have been able to enjoy the movie better.  Wink



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