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Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?  
User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1723 times:

Wow! Kim made 11 hole's in one, in one round of golf!!!!  Wow! He also shot 20 under any professional on a 18 hole course!

He must me as cool as he's always been telling everybody.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080314/...;_ylt=AkpFotMoEXrwXiKbQD7.w.ntiBIF

I guess a Nike sponsorship is out as his southerly enemy seems to be their #1 factory.

I wonder what would happen if someone in his country would second guess his score card?  

[Edited 2008-03-16 11:24:58]

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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1706 times:

Was he playing the championship course at the Pyongyang Oaks Country Club ?



Designed by Arnold Palmer, I believe. The dogleg at the fifth past the fibre-glass gorilla is a real ball-breaker, so I'm told.


User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1698 times:



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 1):
Designed by Arnold Palmer, I believe. The dogleg at the fifth past the fibre-glass gorilla is a real ball-breaker, so I'm told.

Mmmhmmm. I always get pissed on the 5th. The windmill is so frustrating I typically throw my putter in the drink. Thank god its only 2 inches deep.


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1694 times:



Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 2):
The windmill is so frustrating I typically throw my putter in the drink.

Two shot penalty, according to the Royal and Ancient. Tsk tsk. What would Kim say ?


User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1684 times:



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
What would Kim say ?

Is oookay! I put down hole in one. Yoouuu maayy arrso.


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1678 times:



Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 4):
Is oookay! I put down hole in one. Yoouuu maayy arrso.

Or he'll have you chained to a post and eaten by alsatians. Either way...


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11638 posts, RR: 60
Reply 6, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1672 times:



Quoting Fumanchewd (Thread starter):
Wow! Kim made 11 hole's in one, in one round of golf!!!!

I suppose it would depend exactly where he teed off from - 1ft from the hole and it might just be believable Big grin



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 7, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1672 times:



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 5):
Or he'll have you chained to a post and eaten by alsatians

Damn French will eat anything! Big grin

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1669 times:



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 5):
Or he'll have you chained to a post and eaten by alsatians.

I'm usually not critical of one's religion, but if these people eat humans I think their prophet is wrong.  Wink


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11638 posts, RR: 60
Reply 9, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1660 times:



Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 8):
Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 5):
Or he'll have you chained to a post and eaten by alsatians.

I'm usually not critical of one's religion, but if these people eat humans I think their prophet is wrong.

I thought an Alsation was a dog? Alsations > Alastacions > Alastinians > Palastinains... perhaps it's these who are eating them instead?  Confused



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