Mls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3075 posts, RR: 9 Posted (12 years 2 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1174 times:
Oh, man. Yesterday, the weather was fairly mild and this one chick who got on my bus was wearing some short Hooters-length shorts. And she had some damn sexy legs. I had to put the bus in neutral and put the parking brake on while the rest of my passengers boarded so I could compose myself. I would have personally thanked her for wearing shorts if it weren't for those damn sexual harassment rules and the getting fired thing.
Of course it's back to reality today with temps in the 30s (F). I envy you all who live in warm climates and get to see this sort of thing year round. But it makes for a pleasant suprise though for us when spring time rolls around.
DesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7730 posts, RR: 17
Reply 6, posted (12 years 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1082 times:
We are finally pulling out of cold weather, cold for Arizona anyway. We've been back up into the 70s during the day now and I have noticed to. It is like spring when all of the flowers start to bloom. But instead sorority girls are blooming out of their shirts.
Plus I have noticed some of them are already pre-tanned... remember spring break is only 2 weeks away. Can't be pasty white.
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
IMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6252 posts, RR: 35
Reply 13, posted (12 years 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1028 times:
Oh damn. There is a woman at work that is gorgeous and has awesome legs. Today she was wearing her best mini skirt. I doubt my sanity will remain if this goes on much longer. If I go Hoffa in the next month or so, someone please tell me ASAP.
Is grammar no longer taught is schools? Saying "me and her" or some such implies illiteracy.