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User currently offlineApathoid From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (14 years 3 months 1 week 13 hours ago) and read 1148 times:

The Train Ride

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."

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User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 23
Reply 1, posted (14 years 3 months 1 week 12 hours ago) and read 1136 times:

ROFL, good one!  Big thumbs up Big thumbs up

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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11963 posts, RR: 41
Reply 2, posted (14 years 3 months 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 1125 times:

Heared it before but couldn't remember it, so it was very funny.  Big thumbs up


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