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User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1035 times:

I recently read an article that claimed a survey of 18-35 year old men found that, with the exception of an orgasm (yeah baby!), the act of a bowel movement is the most enjoyable physical sensation. I tend to agree. "Laying cable" can be quite relaxing! What do you lads think?


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
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User currently offlineAmerican_4275 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1076 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 996 times:

Hmmm...

I tend to think that award goes to finally pissing when you REAEEAALLLLY have to go!!


User currently offlineMilliVanilli From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 2 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 989 times:

No way pissing takes 2nd place. First of all, unless you're a woman or a freak, you're standing. There's nothing to read, and you've got to pay attention to make sure you hit the bowl and avoid your pants. This is especially critical when you really have to go.

There's a much lower risk of misfire associated with dropping the kids off. Unless there's something REALLY wrong with you, it's impossible to miss. You can read, play board games, receive a blumpkin, whatever your heart desires. Aside from blowing the ol' load, the feeling of evacuation is simply unparalleled. Of course, if it's one of the wet ones, you may be in for a little extra cleaning back there. And if it's a rock, you may have trouble sitting and walking. Other than that, it's the (second) greatest feeling in the world.  Smile


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 964 times:

I have to agree with Milli. Say you have been at Hooters knockin back happy hour pitchers at an alarming rate. On the way back home, the need to piss damn near takes control of your body. When you finally release, ahhhhhhhhhh. To make it even better. Piss outside on a cold day/night.

User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 962 times:

When someone else gently scratches a REALLY bad itch for you.


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 5, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 958 times:

KROC, you sap, reread Milli's post; he agrees with me that dumping is second to the yank and yowel of the orgasm. But you and American 4275 have a point about a long delayed whizz. By the way, after a night at Hooters, the next morning's dump is likely to be a case of "baboon ass" (when #2 is actually more #1).


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 956 times:

Stretch....I only read pieces of Milli's post. My bad.

The post Hooters dump of several pitchers and 15 or so hot wings ranks right up there. The relief that soon follows......ahhhhhhh. Had that relief at work this morning!  Big thumbs up Sucked to be the other guy in there taking a piss when I turned the toilet bowl into Nagasaki.


User currently offlineMilliVanilli From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 2 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 951 times:

You should try to read the entire post as I have many important things to say.  Smile

User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 923 times:

Well, I'm not a guy, but I can't say I really enjoy pooping all that much. It's just a major inconvenience. I've heard Oxycontin (sp???) is better than an orgasm, but I sure as hell am not taking that crap unless a doctor prescribes it to me. And speaking of death, that is supposed to be the ultimate feeling! I'd ask the guy I know who died from taking Oxycontin which one is better, but it's hard to ask a dead person a question and get a response.

Back to enjoyable sensations though, I'd much rather get a massage or sneeze than take a dump.


User currently offline174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 917 times:

I love it when my girlfriend massages my head, and and puts her fingers through my hair....ahhh.

User currently offlineRindt From Germany, joined May 2000, 930 posts, RR: 13
Reply 10, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 917 times:

Which "head" would you be refering to ?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Both would feel good I reckon' .






What other people think of you is none of your business!
User currently offlineMetwrench From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 750 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 912 times:

Actually, a humongous flutter blaster of a fart in public is fabulous!

User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16248 posts, RR: 56
Reply 12, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 909 times:

Hey Stretch8....get your g/f or wife to experiment....you'll soon discover a great 'second best feeling' far better than a dump.





Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineToadpipe From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 897 times:

I personally like a big sneeze. Couple that with a simultaneuos fart and you got your self somethin darn near close to an orgasm. But I am circumcised so I really don't know what I am talkin about.

User currently offline174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 865 times:

Well the other one too, but it says second best feeling...
So I guess "head" would be in the 1 and 2 spot for best feeling.


User currently offlinePacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2734 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 847 times:

Sneezing definitely ! Not into a tissue mind you but a let-it-all-fly-and-damn-the-consequences body shaking sneeze.

BTW does any one else find that staring at the sun or a light brings on sneezes ? Why ?



" Help, help ... I'm being oppressed ... "
User currently offlineTurbolet From Cape Verde, joined Nov 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 833 times:

If you want to force yourself into continuous sneezing, roll up a paper tissue, stuff it up your nose and move it gently. You should feel tickling and eventually sneeze. You can do this as many times as you want. I admit this brings me a lot of pleasure.
-turbolet


User currently offlineBernard Shakey From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 560 posts, RR: 9
Reply 17, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 810 times:

Hmmmm......

I'll go with what is referred to in my house as a "crisis." This can also be called an "ass explosion" or a "poop hemmorrage." This is the event that usually takes place in a public restroom, because it needed to be done immediately. Like a thunderstorm, and loud clap of noice emerges from the bowels prior to the downpour. For kicks, I don't flush. Which brings me to this......If you're in college, or going to be someday, why not attempt a "backdraft." Simply execute your ass explosion in the upper bowl and wait for the next person to flush. High comedy.



Mindless drifter on the road, Carries such an easy load
User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 802 times:

If you want to force yourself into continuous sneezing, roll up a paper tissue, stuff it up your nose and move it gently. You should feel tickling and eventually sneeze. You can do this as many times as you want. I admit this brings me a lot of pleasure.

And there's always cocaine ...



"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4346 posts, RR: 20
Reply 19, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 794 times:

If you want to sneeze, pluck your nose hair.

Kevin/DCA


User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (12 years 6 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 794 times:

Second best feeling?
A very large jury award!--might even be first!
(but i guess ya gotta be a law dog to understand that!)


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