Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 19 Posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 835 times:
I recently read an article that claimed a survey of 18-35 year old men found that, with the exception of an orgasm (yeah baby!), the act of a bowel movement is the most enjoyable physical sensation. I tend to agree. "Laying cable" can be quite relaxing! What do you lads think?
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
American_4275 From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1076 posts, RR: 0 Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 796 times:
Hmmm...
I tend to think that award goes to finally pissing when you REAEEAALLLLY have to go!!
MilliVanilli From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 2 posts, RR: 0 Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 789 times:
No way pissing takes 2nd place. First of all, unless you're a woman or a freak, you're standing. There's nothing to read, and you've got to pay attention to make sure you hit the bowl and avoid your pants. This is especially critical when you really have to go.
There's a much lower risk of misfire associated with dropping the kids off. Unless there's something REALLY wrong with you, it's impossible to miss. You can read, play board games, receive a blumpkin, whatever your heart desires. Aside from blowing the ol' load, the feeling of evacuation is simply unparalleled. Of course, if it's one of the wet ones, you may be in for a little extra cleaning back there. And if it's a rock, you may have trouble sitting and walking. Other than that, it's the (second) greatest feeling in the world.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 764 times:
I have to agree with Milli. Say you have been at Hooters knockin back happy hour pitchers at an alarming rate. On the way back home, the need to piss damn near takes control of your body. When you finally release, ahhhhhhhhhh. To make it even better. Piss outside on a cold day/night.
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JetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 13 Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 762 times:
When someone else gently scratches a REALLY bad itch for you.
Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 19 Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 758 times:
KROC, you sap, reread Milli's post; he agrees with me that dumping is second to the yank and yowel of the orgasm. But you and American 4275 have a point about a long delayed whizz. By the way, after a night at Hooters, the next morning's dump is likely to be a case of "baboon ass" (when #2 is actually more #1).
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KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 756 times:
Stretch....I only read pieces of Milli's post. My bad.
The post Hooters dump of several pitchers and 15 or so hot wings ranks right up there. The relief that soon follows......ahhhhhhh. Had that relief at work this morning! Sucked to be the other guy in there taking a piss when I turned the toilet bowl into Nagasaki.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
MilliVanilli From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 2 posts, RR: 0 Reply 7, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 751 times:
You should try to read the entire post as I have many important things to say.
Sophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3 Reply 8, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 723 times:
Well, I'm not a guy, but I can't say I really enjoy pooping all that much. It's just a major inconvenience. I've heard Oxycontin (sp???) is better than an orgasm, but I sure as hell am not taking that crap unless a doctor prescribes it to me. And speaking of death, that is supposed to be the ultimate feeling! I'd ask the guy I know who died from taking Oxycontin which one is better, but it's hard to ask a dead person a question and get a response.
Back to enjoyable sensations though, I'd much rather get a massage or sneeze than take a dump.
Metwrench From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 750 posts, RR: 2 Reply 11, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 712 times:
Actually, a humongous flutter blaster of a fart in public is fabulous!
Toadpipe From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (11 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 697 times:
I personally like a big sneeze. Couple that with a simultaneuos fart and you got your self somethin darn near close to an orgasm. But I am circumcised so I really don't know what I am talkin about.
Pacificjourney From New Zealand, joined Jul 2001, 2698 posts, RR: 9 Reply 15, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 647 times:
Sneezing definitely ! Not into a tissue mind you but a let-it-all-fly-and-damn-the-consequences body shaking sneeze.
BTW does any one else find that staring at the sun or a light brings on sneezes ? Why ?
Turbolet From Cape Verde, joined Nov 2007, 0 posts, RR: 1 Reply 16, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 633 times:
If you want to force yourself into continuous sneezing, roll up a paper tissue, stuff it up your nose and move it gently. You should feel tickling and eventually sneeze. You can do this as many times as you want. I admit this brings me a lot of pleasure.
-turbolet
Bernard Shakey From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 559 posts, RR: 10 Reply 17, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 610 times:
Hmmmm......
I'll go with what is referred to in my house as a "crisis." This can also be called an "ass explosion" or a "poop hemmorrage." This is the event that usually takes place in a public restroom, because it needed to be done immediately. Like a thunderstorm, and loud clap of noice emerges from the bowels prior to the downpour. For kicks, I don't flush. Which brings me to this......If you're in college, or going to be someday, why not attempt a "backdraft." Simply execute your ass explosion in the upper bowl and wait for the next person to flush. High comedy.
Mindless drifter on the road, Carries such an easy load
PROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5439 posts, RR: 5 Reply 18, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 602 times:
If you want to force yourself into continuous sneezing, roll up a paper tissue, stuff it up your nose and move it gently. You should feel tickling and eventually sneeze. You can do this as many times as you want. I admit this brings me a lot of pleasure.
And there's always cocaine ...
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