AMSMAN From Ireland, joined Jan 2002, 1016 posts, RR: 7 Posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 808 times:
You Know You've chosen a "No-Frills" airline when...
1) They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
2) All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
3) Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
4) You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
5) Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
6) The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
7) When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
8) The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
9) You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."
10) No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
11) You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
12) All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
Redngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 51 Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 767 times:
The pre-flight safety instructions include the following:
"In the event of a water landing, please find the nearest obese passenger and hold on to them."
PPGMD From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 2453 posts, RR: 0 Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 736 times:
When is routine procedure to glide in for landing at the airport.
When its help wanted ad says. Wanted glider pilots with ATP.
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