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Briton Arrested For Sex Attacks On Sheep  
User currently offline777ER From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 12212 posts, RR: 18
Posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3883 times:
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A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.


The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4624133a4560.html

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User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8458 posts, RR: 8
Reply 1, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3883 times:

We all know which member this was...

User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3868 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3878 times:



Quoting Bill142 (Reply 1):
We all know which member this was...

Yep, but we have the decency NOT to mention Gkirk's name.



Ain't I a stinker?
User currently offlineN867DA From United States of America, joined May 2008, 1008 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3879 times:

Hope they have DSL in prison! Imagine not surfing a.net for a day!


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User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21678 posts, RR: 55
Reply 4, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3844 times:



Quoting Confuscius (Reply 2):
Yep, but we have the decency NOT to mention Gkirk's name.

Apparently not.  Smile

-Mir



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User currently offlineDougloid From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 3796 times:



Quoting 777ER (Thread starter):
The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

Does that mean he had to get them high to get laid?


User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4125 posts, RR: 8
Reply 6, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 3791 times:

 rotfl 

It's nice to know that no matter what changes come about on A.net, the Kirkie jokes soldier on as a reminder of the golden age.  bigthumbsup 



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User currently offlineAnalog From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 1900 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3760 times:

There are some things about this that I might never understand (or at least I won't understand until the Whisky wears off):

1. Why do people have problems with other people using property for sexual gratification? Shouldn't that type of law be restricted to southeastern US states?

2. Among all pieces of property to use for sexual gratification, why would someone use a sheep?

3. Why is killing a person worse than raping a person when raping a sheep is worse than killing a sheep?

4. Why does Firefox tell me that I should be drinking Whiskey, not Whisky? Perhaps I need to change browsers, or, heaven forbid, my source of distilled spirits.


User currently offlineBlackProjects From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2007, 756 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (6 years 3 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 3640 times:

Dulwich south London Drug Dealer Hmm I wonder if he tried his own Drugs and they sent him strange If any were vets medications it could explain why he was after sheep.

Good job he didnt go into the fields nere New Addington as there is /was an Ostrich farm nere there it is close to Biggin hill airport as the Ostriches would have sorted him out.

Dulwich is 500+ miles south of where Gkirk lives so it"s not Kirky he is innocent of Ravishing English sheep on this ocasion.

 old 


User currently offlineB747forever From Sweden, joined May 2007, 17079 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (6 years 3 months 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 3636 times:

So that is why Gkirk is so seldom here ; )


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 10, posted (6 years 3 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 3635 times:



Quoting B747forever (Reply 9):
So that is why Gkirk is so seldom here ; )

Nope, I post on a MUCH better forum now  Wink



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User currently offlinePetertenthije From Netherlands, joined Jul 2001, 3376 posts, RR: 12
Reply 11, posted (6 years 3 months 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 3610 times:



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 10):
Nope, I post on a MUCH better forum now

www.sheepshag.com?



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User currently offlineB747forever From Sweden, joined May 2007, 17079 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (6 years 3 months 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 3606 times:



Quoting Petertenthije (Reply 11):
Nope, I post on a MUCH better forum now

www.sheepshag.com?

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

How true!!



Work Hard, Fly Right
User currently offlineFrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3790 posts, RR: 11
Reply 13, posted (6 years 3 months 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3583 times:



Quoting Analog (Reply 7):
Why is killing a person worse than raping a person when raping a sheep is worse than killing a sheep?

The sheep will be killed no matter what, problem is, someone in the UK will eat raped sheep now.

Maybe it'll help haggis taste better...  duck 



Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineOlympus69 From Canada, joined Jun 2002, 1737 posts, RR: 7
Reply 14, posted (6 years 3 months 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 3482 times:



Quoting Francoflier (Reply 13):
The sheep will be killed no matter what, problem is, someone in the UK will eat raped sheep now.

Maybe it'll help haggis taste better...

Why is that a problem? Will it affect the taste?
What has haggis got to do with sheep?

I think it comes from bovines. Which reminds me - raping a bull or a stallion is much more exciting than raping a sheep.


User currently offlinePliersinsight From United States of America, joined May 2008, 496 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (6 years 3 months 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 3452 times:



Quoting Olympus69 (Reply 14):
Which reminds me - raping a bull or a stallion is much more exciting than raping a sheep.

Sounds like a baaaaad idea to me.


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