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A Joke...  
User currently offlineMatt86 From Germany, joined May 2001, 254 posts, RR: 0
Posted (13 years 6 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1004 times:

This is a joke...


The UN made an opinion poll with the question:
Please tell us honestly your opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world.

The Africans asked, what food is.
The Europeans didn't knew what "lack" means.
The Chinese wondered what "Opinion" means.
The Italian parliament is discussing what "Honestly" means.
And the Americans wondered what "The Rest of the World" means...

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User currently offlineArtsyman From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 4748 posts, RR: 32
Reply 1, posted (13 years 6 months 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 948 times:

While I didn't fall off my seat or anything, it is quite clever..well done

Jer


User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 18
Reply 2, posted (13 years 6 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 935 times:
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LOL Big grin


In Arsene we trust!!
User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 32
Reply 3, posted (13 years 6 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 912 times:

Hehe.. This is a bit like the '2 Cows' joke  Smile

User currently offlineCVG777 From United States of America, joined May 2000, 1251 posts, RR: 5
Reply 4, posted (13 years 6 months 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 909 times:

Very Clever  Smile

CVG777


User currently offlineBlink182 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 5493 posts, RR: 14
Reply 5, posted (13 years 6 months 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 888 times:

The funny thing is(no pun intended) is that all of this really is true though.

blink



Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineMatt86 From Germany, joined May 2001, 254 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 858 times:

Thank You for your nice postings  Smile

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 30146 posts, RR: 58
Reply 7, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 857 times:

You forgot that the French surrendered  Laugh out loud






Guys I kid because I care Smokin cool



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineHamfist From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 614 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 851 times:

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User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 9, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 845 times:

Good joke Big thumbs up



Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineBlink182 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 5493 posts, RR: 14
Reply 10, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 835 times:

Jaspike- roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my a** off) !!!

:D Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin

blink



Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11957 posts, RR: 42
Reply 11, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 824 times:

Jaspike,  Big thumbs up

I really needed that. Big grin

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 817 times:

Good good Big thumbs up

Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11957 posts, RR: 42
Reply 13, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 815 times:

Got any more of those?  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 808 times:

No more aviation ones..but here are some good ones:



Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineMatt86 From Germany, joined May 2001, 254 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 807 times:

@Thom@s
hmm... not really, but there's another funny thing...:


a=b |*a
a²=ab |+a²-2ab
2a²-2ab=a²-ab
2(a²-ab)=1(a²-ab) |/(a²-ab)
2=1


User currently offlineMatt86 From Germany, joined May 2001, 254 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 800 times:

This Picture is taken from autsch.rtl.de:


Isn't is beatiful? =)

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User currently offlineAirways1 From United Kingdom, joined Jul 1999, 562 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 795 times:

Actually, all you've proved is that 0=0

User currently offlineMatt86 From Germany, joined May 2001, 254 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (13 years 6 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 786 times:

That's correct, Airways. But I think it's still funny...

a=b |*a
a²=ab |+a²-2ab
2a²-2ab=a²-ab
2(a²-ab)=1(a²-ab)

as a=B --> a²=ab ---> a²-ab=0

2(0)=1(0)

0=0


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11957 posts, RR: 42
Reply 19, posted (13 years 6 months 23 hours ago) and read 760 times:

???

Anyway...


"Yawn, Ariel who?"


George Bush (Sr.) throwing a baseball.


The side of Bill Clinton we never saw.


Winston churchill, now what does this remind you of?

I believe the Hat is speaking, not the queen.


No,no,no


I guess famous people are only human after all.

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
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