Johns624 From United States of America, joined Jul 2008, 936 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (6 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1138 times:
Now that is funny!!!!
Bono is so full of himself (and other things) that it's not funny. Many, many years ago I went to see them here in DTW at the Fox Theater before it was renovated. About halfway through the concert, there was a scuffle among a couple of people who were standing near the front. He stopped the music and started preaching peace and it stopped. I thought it was cool until about 2 weeks later I was listening to the King Biscuit Flower Hour and the same thing happened at another venue. Then I realized the scufflers were plants and it was all a setup.
Braybuddy From India, joined Aug 2004, 5795 posts, RR: 32
Reply 2, posted (6 years 3 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1131 times:
Eric Clapton died and went to heaven. He was met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. The first person he met inside was George Harrison. As the spoke about the old times and their music careers, he noticed a small, familiar-looking guy with wraparound shades, deep in thought, pass by. Recognising him immediately, and thinking the three of them forming a supergroup in heaven, he asked George if Bono had died as well.
"Ah no", said George, "don't mind him. That's just God, sometimes he thinks he's Bono".