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P.Diddy: "I Can't Afford Private Jet Fuel"  
User currently offlineLuv2cattlecall From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 1650 posts, RR: 2
Posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 7691 times:
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Great video due to high amounts of irony... Apparently P.Diddy or whatever his latest name is can't afford the $200,000 r/ts from NYC-LAX in a private jet, so he's forced to fly in the slaveship conditions that adorn AA's first class.

Best line is when he asks his "Saudia Arabian brothas and sisters" to send him some free oil

Warning on the video: NFBSK




(Mods: wasn't sure if this belonged in Non-Av or Civ.Av..but it involved an airplane and AA so I put it in Civil Aviation)


When you have to breaststroke to your connecting flight...it's a crash!
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User currently offlinePilotNTrng From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 897 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 7647 times:

Gas prices to high for a man that makes more money in a week than most people make in a lifetime. This is just gross immaturity and lack of decency. If I ever meet this douchebag, I will shove a dollar bill up his nose and say this is for your private jet.


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User currently offlineAllegiantAir From United States of America, joined Sep 2006, 1733 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 7559 times:

I wonder how many autographs he signed walking through the terminal...  sarcastic 

I bet he got some odd looks while filming that, complaining and cussing out loud like that...

[Edited 2008-08-29 21:10:22]


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User currently offlineGOCAPS16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4346 posts, RR: 20
Reply 3, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 7431 times:



Quoting AllegiantAir (Reply 2):
I bet he got some odd looks while filming that, complaining and cussing out loud like that...

That's how rappers get shot.  Wink


User currently offlineDL767captain From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 2539 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 7391 times:

But in reality does he actually need a private jet? To me that seems like a waste anyways, even if i had his money i don't know if i would waste it on fuel right now

User currently offlineFrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3761 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 7348 times:

So here he is, one of the richest celebrities in the world, complaining he doesn't make enough money.

I don't suspect that guy had any decency, common sense or selflessness to begin with, but how low can you go?



Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineAcey From Canada, joined Jun 2007, 1037 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 7305 times:

He worked to get where he is it's not like his money was handed to him on a platter. If I was P. Diddy I'd be bitching, too.


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User currently offlineAirPortugal310 From Tokelau, joined Apr 2004, 3634 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 7280 times:



Quoting Acey (Reply 6):
He worked to get where he is it's not like his money was handed to him on a platter. If I was P. Diddy I'd be bitching, too.

I thought Id seen it all...but this comment wins the award for the week

Complaining about a necessity in life is one thing (no money for water or food blah blah) but complaining about a luxury/privelege??? Pleeeease



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User currently offlineMedAv From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 80 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 7272 times:

I never thought I'd be saying this, but here's me hoping those oy-ell and Jet-A prices keep goin up.

User currently offlinePilotNTrng From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 897 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 7243 times:



Quoting Acey (Reply 6):

Define his work please?



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User currently offlineLuv2cattlecall From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 1650 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 7184 times:
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Quoting Francoflier (Reply 5):
So here he is, one of the richest celebrities in the world, complaining he doesn't make enough money.

I don't suspect that guy had any decency, common sense or selflessness to begin with, but how low can you go?

Funny thing is, a trip to most airfields will turn up people with a fraction of his wealth who use their own jet aircraft!

From wikipedia:

Quote:
Combs is one of the richest hip-hop performers, having a net worth estimated at US $346 million in 2006.




When you have to breaststroke to your connecting flight...it's a crash!
User currently offlinePanAm747 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 4242 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 7167 times:

Ironically enough, for "celebrities" (and notice the word talent isn't involved), the $$$$ for the bling they love so much doesn't come necessarily from sales of CD's and things, but from the celebrity endorsements that companies trip over themselves trying to find the hippest and hottest - and if it's a word, the "nowest" - artists in the world to show off their slave-made over-priced shiny-object-like distractions of the latest must-have consumer goods to an attention-deficit-disorder world looking for the latest must-have consumer device.

Unfortunately, Diddy, to paraphrase Andy Warhol, your fifteen minutes are over.

You aren't the latest, greatest, hippest, hottest, trendiest, or anywhere near the most influential artist on the planet anymore. That person changes depending on the time of day.

Having ripped on the celebrity and fame, I will wish him better than becoming a caricature of the former star he used to be - God forbid anyone else ends up like Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston...

"Bob-EEEEEE!!!!"

By the way, Diddy, one of the five pillars of Islam (practice by your Muslim "brothers") is charity - but the proper dispensation of charity would go to those in this world who do not have enough to eat, not to a former star of dubious talent that is unable to pay his private jet fuel bills. For you to even imply that you are "in need" moves you from late night television fodder to being absolutely pathetic.

Please tell us you are kidding so you can retain some semblance of dignity.



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User currently offlineAaron747 From Japan, joined Aug 2003, 8149 posts, RR: 26
Reply 12, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 7108 times:



Quoting Acey (Reply 6):
He worked to get where he is it's not like his money was handed to him on a platter.

Exactly how do magazine and music video shoots, cameo movie appearances, recording studio stints, and Valentino tuxedo-wearing award show appearances constitute real work? A mountain of horseshit if I've ever seen one!



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User currently offlineMKE22 From United States of America, joined Nov 2007, 1141 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 7034 times:



Quoting Luv2cattlecall (Thread starter):
so he's forced to fly in the slaveship conditions that adorn AA's first class.

But he says he is in coach. It's probably in bold on the ticket that says CLASS: FIRST (or a high class letter, whatever  Wink ) and he probably can't even read the damn thing!



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User currently offlineElite From Hong Kong, joined Jun 2006, 2798 posts, RR: 10
Reply 14, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 6982 times:



Quoting MKE22 (Reply 13):
But he says he is in coach.

Yeah, I was confused about that. The OP and video title state he is in first class but he says he is in coach.


User currently offlineFrancoflier From France, joined Oct 2001, 3761 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 6956 times:



Quoting Elite (Reply 14):
The OP and video title state he is in first class but he says he is in coach.

First class is probably what he calls coach...



Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting...
User currently offlineLAXdude1023 From India, joined Sep 2006, 7600 posts, RR: 24
Reply 16, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 6924 times:



Quoting Acey (Reply 6):
He worked to get where he is it's not like his money was handed to him on a platter. If I was P. Diddy I'd be bitching, too.

Im going to tell you why your comment is stupid.

P. Diddy is complaining about not haveing the money to fly on a private plane. In this world there are people starving, people who dont have a place to live or a roof over their head, children who dont have parents to love them or take care of them, and people who are stricken with disease that they never asked for or deserved.

You going to tell me that this douche bag has the right to complain that he isnt rich enough to fly in a private plane? First off, its a privilage to fly. It cost a good deal of money. To be able to fly commerically in coach is a privilage. To fly in Biz or First is even more of a privilage. Only the ridiculously wealthy get to fly on a private plane even once.

I dont get the hip hop world. I like rap, but I HATE rap songs where the rapper is talking about how rich he is, talking about his stupid car, or how great he is. I miss the days of Run DMC and 2Pac. They actually rapped about something. Take a look at record producer Scott Storch. He got so rich and spent all of his money on the most lavish things he could. Now hes a fugitive because he owes half a million to the government and even more in back Child support. Hes another disgusting human being.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Storch



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User currently offlineJbernie From Australia, joined Jan 2007, 880 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 6902 times:



Quoting MKE22 (Reply 13):
But he says he is in coach. It's probably in bold on the ticket that says CLASS: FIRST (or a high class letter, whatever ) and he probably can't even read the damn thing!

and the way things are these days First class could equal an extra free non alcoholic drink and a few extra inches in seat width and distance between seats and not much else.


User currently offlineChrisNH From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 4116 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 6592 times:



Quoting GOCAPS16 (Reply 3):
That's how rappers get shot. Wink

DING!

Winner! Winner! Winner!


User currently offlineJM017 From Jamaica, joined Jun 2002, 1227 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 6509 times:



Quoting PanAm747 (Reply 11):
Unfortunately, Diddy, to paraphrase Andy Warhol, your fifteen minutes are over.

If only that were true. He IS irrelevant, but clearly he feels differently.

Quoting Acey (Reply 6):
He worked to get where he is it's not like his money was handed to him on a platter. If I was P. Diddy I'd be bitching, too.

Yeah, that is true, BUT....

Quoting LAXdude1023 (Reply 16):

P. Diddy is complaining about not haveing the money to fly on a private plane. In this world there are people starving, people who dont have a place to live or a roof over their head, children who dont have parents to love them or take care of them, and people who are stricken with disease that they never asked for or deserved.

You going to tell me that this douche bag has the right to complain that he isnt rich enough to fly in a private plane? First off, its a privilage to fly. It cost a good deal of money. To be able to fly commerically in coach is a privilage. To fly in Biz or First is even more of a privilage. Only the ridiculously wealthy get to fly on a private plane even once.

Obviously Diddy thinks he is better than the rest of us, and apparently too good to be flying coach. Some folks in this climate cannot even afford the bus.

I really doubt he "is feeling it." What an arrogant jerk.



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User currently offlineHowSwedeitis From Sweden, joined Jul 2007, 586 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 6507 times:
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THIS WEEK ON "I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY."

(Dave Chappell’s imitation of P. Diddy) "Alright everybody, I’m gonna need you to hop the fence at JFK, and siphon off some jet fuel... Alright playboy? Put it in my plane... it's impounded, so I’m gonna need y'all to dress up like the po po's and steal it back. Just drive it back to my hanger...."  snooty 

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User currently onlineCrimsonNL From Netherlands, joined Dec 2007, 1871 posts, RR: 41
Reply 21, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 6370 times:
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The poor thing! Well maybe he should make another "song" about shooting up each other and doing drugs, and he can get his taxi fuel for the day.

Reminds me of a South Park episode where they feel sorry for Britney because she can't afford a Gulfstream 5, so she has to do it with a 4.

Also Im thinking about designing a cap, with the actual cap on the back. So that you can wear it proper but the cap is still in the back!

[Edited 2008-08-30 04:30:37]


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User currently offlineLuv2cattlecall From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 1650 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 6349 times:
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Quoting MKE22 (Reply 13):
But he says he is in coach. It's probably in bold on the ticket that says CLASS: FIRST (or a high class letter, whatever Wink ) and he probably can't even read the damn thing!

Funny you say that, because it is, in fact, in all caps, and bold on his boarding pass (looks like he still hasn't mastered the fine art of web check-in either)! Judging by the top of the seatback, definitely looks like F to me. Any guesses as to what type of aircraft it was (this being a.net, I wouldn't be surprised if someone knew the reg number based on a small smudge on the cabin wall in the background or something!):

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn240/luv2cattlecall/pdouchey.jpg

Quoting JM017 (Reply 19):

Obviously Diddy thinks he is better than the rest of us, and apparently too good to be flying coach. Some folks in this climate cannot even afford the bus.

No kidding! As though the whole premise isn't blood boiling enough, the part where he's condescending to the point where he refers to himself as "your boy, Diddy"...and says "Even your boy is affected by high gas prices...and I'm in [sic] coach"

First of all...try to learn the difference between J, F, and Y. While you're at it, since you'll be traveling commercial from here on out, take note that NWA is not what you think it is, it's an airline

More importantly, however, you're not "my boy".... I realize that some people have very low standards for who they idolize, but I have a feeling that more people at the time supported and looked up to Hitler vs. how many people look up to you. Congrats on laying claim to 2 out of 23 uses of the word "Douchebag" in Civ Av here on a.net.

[Edited 2008-08-30 04:50:21]


When you have to breaststroke to your connecting flight...it's a crash!
User currently offlineMortkork From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 36 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 5853 times:

News to me, I thought he got killed in a drive-by a few years back!

User currently offlineBohica From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2699 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (6 years 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 5578 times:



Quoting Luv2cattlecall (Thread starter):
P.Diddy: "I Can't Afford Private Jet Fuel"

BOO F..KING HOO HOO!!!!!  cry  I have no sympathy for this scumbag who thinks he is better than the rest of us. Life must suck when you have to lower yourself to fly first class. sarcastic 


25 JayDub : It sounds to me that all those extravagant trips to exotic places by private jets (I believe it was Diddy who always chartered a jet just for his and
26 Dazed767 : 767-200 Diddy is a douche, I hope everyone gives him 1 star on that video.
27 Acey : Thanks for flaming me guys... I think I forgot to add the sarcasm smiley to the end of that post. Having said that, I don't think it's that horrible t
28 MD11Engineer : Diddy who? Jan This message is intended to be short.
29 Post contains links ShyFlyer : Maybe he is in Coach. Coach Leather. Perhaps if he traveled with less bling and fewer "associates," his jet would be lighter and thus burn less Jet A
30 Daleaholic : I have no doubt he's out to get some commercial work for Shell!
31 Kmh1956 : OMG, I know EXACTLY how Diddy feels....I can't afford to keep all the staff I have in my 97-room mansion in the French Alps, but I can't make up my mi
32 Post contains images JetMech : I reckon numb-nuts (P Diddy) should spend some time with his Ethiopian "bruthas and sistas" such that he can get a much needed reality check. The def
33 Jogales : According to my rough calculations, his jet costs 25k give or take to fly cross country one way. Multiply that by 4 for two round trips, and you still
34 Flybyguy : What a douchebag... he probably forgot how rough he had it when he was growing up. If I could have a single check for his fuel cost I think I have eno
35 Mir : Ooh, poor baby. I really feel for you. Every time I sit down in a first class seat, I am constantly reminded of how much of a crime against humanity i
36 Kalakaua : Ummm... VOTE OR DIE, bitches!
37 CrimsonNL : I'd rather die than vote for him.
38 PPVRA : Ugh, a ton of people would start complaining (and are!!! how outrageous!) about not being able to afford high gas prices if it were to push them over
39 Mir : No. I'd either pony up the cash for the gas or not fly it, just like I do with my car now. -Mir
40 PPVRA : If you couldn't afford a tank of gas, would you not complain about gas prices just like the rest of the country is? I would. I'm talking about my 15
41 Mirrodie : Once again, a few minutes of my life have been wasted, having had to listen to this imbecile's words. Let's see what cars you drive, how much electric
42 Mir : If I couldn't get from A to B when I needed to (needed, not wanted), then I could see myself complaining. If I did own a jet (I don't) and couldn't u
43 Post contains links AircraftGeek : The original video link is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yh1NHRP3NA The associate from Diddy's BadBoyRecords that posted the video changed the desc
44 Kalakaua : We are not amused.
45 PPVRA : Well, I don't think he did that. He's definitely an attention whore type person, it's part of how he makes his money, and people like him talk like t
46 Post contains links and images Luv2cattlecall : Except one had lie-flat seating " target=_blank>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yh1N...RP3NA Interesting when I originally posted the video, the link
47 Cumulus : He's a knob.....................
48 Jetblueguy22 : Let me try to push out a tear. NOT! And asking the Saudis for oil is desperate. We are trying to eliminate our dependance on foreign oil. I wouldn't c
49 AirPortugal310 : As one who works in the private aviation sector in jet fuel no less... TEB has "cheap" fuel as far as the bigger airports go...along with HPN if you g
50 UAL757 : Ahhh whata n00b! Diddy flyin AA FiRst ClaSS. O no. Trash!
51 Post contains images Dougloid : What on earth makes the doings of this jive ass turkey worthy of print people?
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