Leftseat86 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 846 times:
I'm writing a letter to our mayor to propose a new name for the street behind my school that I use on my walk home. Every 2-5 feet on this street you will find a pile of dog excrements. All the colors are usually present, from brick red to bright green, or yellow.
I think either "Shit Street", "Defecation Blvd" or "Poop road" would be appropriate...
Seriously, I am now going out in the street when I need to take a dump, seeing as people don't seem to mind the dogs doing it. Besides, we'll save hundreds on our water bill.