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User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5232 posts, RR: 21
Posted (6 years 1 month 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1255 times:

have fun with this.

I would rather eat dirt than watch American Idol....

GO


The best IFE: A window seat and a good book.
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User currently offlineDukeofDashes From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1255 times:

I would rather jam my eye socket repeatedly with a screwdriver than step aboard a Russian airplane.

User currently offlineHowSwedeitis From Sweden, joined Jul 2007, 586 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1253 times:
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I would rather give myself a lobotomy than fly international coach on US Airways.

-HSII
(Spell Check still not working)



Heja Sverige!!
User currently offlineRicciPettit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1242 times:

I would rather read this thread than what I'm supposed to be doing.

User currently offlineRAFVC10 From Spain, joined Sep 2005, 1980 posts, RR: 6
Reply 4, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1227 times:
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I would rather stay at home with my new born daughter than planning my trips agenda of 2009!


El dia que los gilipollas vuelen, no podremos ver la luz del sol!
User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8467 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1208 times:
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I would rather eat worms than ride a Harley-Davidson.


After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offlineJoshSixtySeven From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1200 times:

I would rather amputate my left leg with a rusty spoon than listen to anymore eco-friendly, green ideas from another person.

User currently offlinePhoenix9 From Canada, joined Aug 2007, 2546 posts, RR: 8
Reply 7, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days ago) and read 1182 times:

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.


Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2499 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days ago) and read 1173 times:

I'd rather add to this thread than work on my homework.

User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 9118 posts, RR: 76
Reply 9, posted (6 years 1 month 6 days ago) and read 1164 times:
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I'd rather be flying Big grin

WILCO737 (MD11F)
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It it's not Boeing, I am not going.
User currently offlineSpeedbirdie From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 928 posts, RR: 52
Reply 10, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1143 times:

I would rather soil myself than go to work today..


Never give up..
User currently offlineStlgph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9518 posts, RR: 26
Reply 11, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1130 times:

...would rather be virgin-esque so I can be even naughtier on a daily basis.


if assumptions could fly, airliners.net would be the world's busiest airport
User currently offlineSmcmac32msn From United States of America, joined May 2004, 2211 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1119 times:



Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 10):
I would rather soil myself than go to work today..

Lets just say that makes two of us.



Hey Obama, keep the change! I want my dollar back.
User currently offlineGrahamHill From France, joined Mar 2007, 2869 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1099 times:

I would rather throw myself from the Millau bridge than supporting Real Madrid Big grin


"A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one" - Moliere
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12887 posts, RR: 46
Reply 14, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1084 times:
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I'd rather have my pan-fried brains spoon-fed to me by Hannibal Lecter than attend a Celine Dion concert.


Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana! #44cHAMpion
User currently offlineRicciPettit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1084 times:



Quoting Scbriml (Reply 14):
I'd rather have my pan-fried brains spoon-fed to me by Hannibal Lecter than attend a Celine Dion concert.

I would rather attend a Celine Dion concert than an Alanis Morrissette concert. (Now that's bad!)


User currently offlineDLPMMM From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 3602 posts, RR: 10
Reply 16, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 994 times:

I would rather have a flaming malatov cocktail crammed up my ass and broken with a sledge hammer blow to my left butt cheek, than listen to another politician with no idea of economic theory (all of them) tell me how they will balance the budget, reduce unemployment, provide health care, cure the common cold, make water into wine....

User currently offlinePhoenix9 From Canada, joined Aug 2007, 2546 posts, RR: 8
Reply 17, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 986 times:

I rather ingest a beehive and shit their stingers than anymore political drival all over the place!


Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
User currently offlineStasisLAX From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 3287 posts, RR: 6
Reply 18, posted (6 years 1 month 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 935 times:

I would rather burn all of my taxable income than support the federal government bail-out of American corporations!

Oh wait, isn't that the same thing?  duck 



"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety!" B.Franklin
User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8690 posts, RR: 16
Reply 19, posted (6 years 1 month 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 889 times:

I would rather be nice to someone than bulley them.

Hunter



Never be afraid to stand up for who you are.
User currently offlineFRAspotter From United States of America, joined May 2004, 2361 posts, RR: 9
Reply 20, posted (6 years 1 month 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 856 times:

I would rather fly home to Germany rather than complete the college semester here in Texas...  Smile


"Drunk drivers run stop signs. Stoners wait for them to turn green."
User currently offlineLHboyatDTW From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (6 years 1 month 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 839 times:

I would rather put my ears through a cheese grater than having to listen to anything more on the (insert news topic here).

[Edited 2008-11-18 12:38:00]

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