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User currently offlineB747ca From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 677 posts, RR: 2
Posted (14 years 1 month 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 975 times:

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that
the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly
charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder
and saw that the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so scared
that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder
again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping
frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell
to the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear,
right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and
raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:
You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't
exist; and, even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you
expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you
as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light: "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian
now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," the voice said.

The light went out.

The river ran again.

And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped its right paw......brought both paws
together......bowed its head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which
I am about to receive, I am truly thankful.

ma va funk ulo
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User currently offlineNWA From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 1200 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (14 years 1 month 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 957 times:



Thats my conclusion.

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User currently offlineBruno From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 853 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (14 years 1 month 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 955 times:

Sounds like a cheap Hollywood flick.

Dude this story is so old.  Insane
You need to read the new rules and stop dragging in these religious fights.
You've been here (A.net) long enough to know how these threads turn out.

I support the women’s movement up and down!
User currently offlineB747ca From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 677 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (14 years 1 month 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 949 times:

Dude, it's a joke....

Suggest deletion if you you want.....

Man with all the crap going on, I thought a little humor was needed. Sorry if I offened anyone.

ma va funk ulo
User currently offlineSerge From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 1989 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (14 years 1 month 4 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 941 times:

Don't be sorry B747ca, some people just get offended by the simplest material. They will never change, forget about them...

Anyway, I thought that was rather funny, thanks for the laugh  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineGodbless From Sweden, joined Apr 2000, 2753 posts, RR: 15
Reply 5, posted (14 years 1 month 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 937 times:

I really enjoyed reading it!

Don't listen to Bruno...


User currently offlineMarco From United Arab Emirates, joined Jul 2000, 4170 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 903 times:

Nice thread B747ca, enjoyed reading it  Smile

Ignore uptight people  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Proud to be an Assyrian!
User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 32
Reply 7, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 896 times:


Go Atheists!!! j/k  Smile

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