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Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...  
User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3868 posts, RR: 1
Posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5656 times:

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7...Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Sounds like self defense to me...then again he shouldn't have kissed the hooker, I believe that's against protocol.  Wink






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User currently offlineStasisLAX From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 3283 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5647 times:

The ShamWow isn't going to work for Vince Shlomi this time! I always thought that something seemed - well - sleazy about the guy. But the hooker was apparently known for her psycho behavior by the local authorities. Probably too much of the (crack/meth) pipe.

What's next? Billie Mays caught with a "wide stance" at a bathroom gloryhole at MSP?  Wow!



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User currently offlineWaterpolodan From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1649 posts, RR: 5
Reply 2, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5639 times:

Looks like she slapchopped his face...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5QUOQv6u0


User currently offlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21654 posts, RR: 55
Reply 3, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5620 times:

Does the ShamWow clean up bad PR?

-Mir



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User currently offlineFridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1442 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 5545 times:
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I have a "Shamwow", and I damn sure ain't impressed with it either!

Too bad they don't work as well as the ones on his infomercials.

Lesson learned.



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User currently offlineHomer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2245 posts, RR: 14
Reply 5, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 5540 times:

"Don't follow me cameraguy."

Sincerely,
Vince



Is the hooker German? You know the Germans make good stuff.



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User currently offlineRevelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 12589 posts, RR: 25
Reply 6, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 5507 times:



Doesn't this belong in the "would you hit it" thread?  Smile

Of course, if you hit it, you may loose your tongue...



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User currently offlineMarSciGuy From United States of America, joined Jun 2007, 549 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 5487 times:

I get a teeny bit closer to throwing the TV out the window every time I see one of his infernal infomercials...so just rewards are had!  Wink


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User currently offlineUSPIT10L From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 3295 posts, RR: 7
Reply 8, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 5423 times:



Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):

All I have to say is, "You're gonna love my nuts!" 'Nuff said.



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User currently offlineMBMBOS From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2598 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 5414 times:

Does he get to wear his headset while he's in jail?

I'm sure that would mean a lot to him.


User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11678 posts, RR: 15
Reply 10, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5379 times:

I found this line interesting:

Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

Does that mean he "gives it away" to the men or she had to prove she really is a she or just what does that mean?  mischievous 



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User currently offlineBMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 15749 posts, RR: 27
Reply 11, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5364 times:



Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

Cash? I would have guessed just 2 Easy Payments of $500.
Does he get twice as much if he does it in the next ten minutes?



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 12, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5348 times:



Quoting Revelation (Reply 6):
Doesn't this belong in the "would you hit it" thread?

is her shirt inside-out and backwards?
Looks like she had put on her cloths quickly for the photo?



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User currently offlineDXing From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5348 times:

Perhap Vince and Pee Wee can get together for a two man show?

User currently offlineDerico From Argentina, joined Dec 1999, 4307 posts, RR: 11
Reply 14, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 5336 times:

Someone would pay $1000 for this?



Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on... If that's the best Miami Beach has to offer, I shudder what the rest of the pay-per-screw population elsewhere looks like. You need to invest in your hooker infraestructure and fast!



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User currently offlineBMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 15749 posts, RR: 27
Reply 15, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 5328 times:



Quoting YooYoo (Reply 12):
is her shirt inside-out and backwards?

Both from the looks of it.

Quoting USPIT10L (Reply 8):
All I have to say is, "You're gonna love my nuts!"

They will in prison.



Why do Aerospace Engineering students have to turn things in on time?
User currently offlineCPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 6005 posts, RR: 3
Reply 16, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 5322 times:

That's what happen when you start moving into Billy Mays' turf!


User currently offlineIAirAllie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 5283 times:



Quoting Seb146 (Reply 10):
Does that mean he "gives it away" to the men or she had to prove she really is a she or just what does that mean?

I can't believe I'm answering this...Straight sex means normal sex not anything freaky. Tab a in slot a not in slot b, c, d or e. Does that help.


User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 5273 times:

What I find funny is that I hadn't seen these commercials for a long time, and then shortly before the story broke, they started popping up again.

Quoting IAirAllie (Reply 17):
I can't believe I'm answering this...

Meh, I lead a sheltered life (according to some) and I knew what it meant.


User currently offlineSmcmac32msn From United States of America, joined May 2004, 2211 posts, RR: 4
Reply 19, posted (5 years 6 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 5257 times:



Quoting YooYoo (Reply 12):

is her shirt inside-out and backwards?
Looks like she had put on her cloths quickly for the photo?

If Vince wouldn't have stole her blouse and put it on backwards, she'd look decent. Hey Vince, does your ShamWow clean up a pretty floral pattern?



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User currently offlineRevelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 12589 posts, RR: 25
Reply 20, posted (5 years 6 months 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 5191 times:



Quoting Derico (Reply 14):
Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on... If that's the best Miami Beach has to offer, I shudder what the rest of the pay-per-screw population elsewhere looks like. You need to invest in your hooker infraestructure and fast!

Given that NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was doing $4000 a throw, it's getting pretty expensive to go whoring around these days...

Vinnie Shamwow: $1000/throw
Eliot Spitzer: $4000/throw
Masturbating to free Internet porn: Priceless!!!



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User currently offlineUltimateDelta From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 2132 posts, RR: 6
Reply 21, posted (5 years 6 months 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 5138 times:

http://home.att.net/~kidradd/shamwow.jpg


Not really related, but I figured it might get a laugh



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User currently offlineAustinAirport From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 643 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (5 years 5 months 3 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 4837 times:



Quoting Homer71 (Reply 5):
Is the hooker German? You know the Germans make good stuff.

LOL..

Shamwow!, They'll be saying it everytime.... in prison!  Big grin



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User currently offlineAlfa75 From United States of America, joined May 2005, 616 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (5 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 4750 times:



Quoting Revelation (Reply 6):
Of course, if you hit it, you may loose your tongue...

Actually, I think you may lose your tongue if you don't hit it!



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User currently offlineFalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6109 posts, RR: 29
Reply 24, posted (5 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 4736 times:
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Quoting AustinAirport (Reply 22):
They'll be saying it everytime.... in prison

I don't think he would go to prison for punching a hooker. That isn't much a crime. It's a felony, but not that big of one, if he has a fairly clean record.

Quoting Revelation (Reply 20):
Vinnie Shamwow: $1000/throw
Eliot Spitzer: $4000/throw

They should come to Detroit. They could get a hooker for WAY less than that on Michigan Avenue.

Quoting Smcmac32msn (Reply 19):
pretty floral pattern?

That is one ugly shirt.

Quoting Derico (Reply 14):
Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on

Looks like a junkie to me.

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 18):
What I find funny is that I hadn't seen these commercials for a long time, and then shortly before the story broke, they started popping up again.

I have seen this commercial on in Detroit several times in the last three weeks.



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25 Seb146 : I was just thinking that he may have had a run in with a tranny or someone who was not all they said they were. Yeah, my mind can go wierd places whe
26 Post contains links and images Confuscius : more pics... http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/08/even-shamwow-couldnt-clean-this-mess/
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