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Vince "Shamwow Guy" Arrested...

Confuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3652 posts, RR: 2
Posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 4872 times:

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7...Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Sounds like self defense to me...then again he shouldn't have kissed the hooker, I believe that's against protocol. Wink

Ain't I a stinker?

26 replies: All unread, showing first 25:

StasisLAX From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 3270 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 4863 times:

The ShamWow isn't going to work for Vince Shlomi this time! I always thought that something seemed - well - sleazy about the guy. But the hooker was apparently known for her psycho behavior by the local authorities. Probably too much of the (crack/meth) pipe.

What's next? Billie Mays caught with a "wide stance" at a bathroom gloryhole at MSP? Wow!

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety!" B.Franklin

Waterpolodan From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1649 posts, RR: 5
Reply 2, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 4855 times:

Looks like she slapchopped his face...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5QUOQv6u0

Mir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 19813 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 4836 times:

Does the ShamWow clean up bad PR?

-Mir

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Fridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1383 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 4761 times:

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I have a "Shamwow", and I damn sure ain't impressed with it either!

Too bad they don't work as well as the ones on his infomercials.

Lesson learned.

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Homer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2209 posts, RR: 16
Reply 5, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 4756 times:

"Don't follow me cameraguy."

Sincerely,
Vince

Is the hooker German? You know the Germans make good stuff.

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Revelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 10572 posts, RR: 21
Reply 6, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 4723 times:

Doesn't this belong in the "would you hit it" thread? Smile

Of course, if you hit it, you may loose your tongue...

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MarSciGuy From United States of America, joined Jun 2007, 549 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 4703 times:

I get a teeny bit closer to throwing the TV out the window every time I see one of his infernal infomercials...so just rewards are had! Wink

"There weren't a ton of gnats there where a ton of gnats and their families as well!"

USPIT10L From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 3267 posts, RR: 8
Reply 8, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 4639 times:

Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):

All I have to say is, "You're gonna love my nuts!" 'Nuff said.

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MBMBOS From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2562 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 4630 times:

Does he get to wear his headset while he's in jail?

I'm sure that would mean a lot to him.

Seb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9917 posts, RR: 17
Reply 10, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 4595 times:

I found this line interesting:

Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

Does that mean he "gives it away" to the men or she had to prove she really is a she or just what does that mean? mischievous

Life in the wall is a drag.

BMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 14411 posts, RR: 26
Reply 11, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 4580 times:

Quoting Confuscius (Thread starter):
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

Cash? I would have guessed just 2 Easy Payments of $500.
Does he get twice as much if he does it in the next ten minutes?

Why do Aerospace Engineering students have to turn things in on time?

YooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6055 posts, RR: 53
Reply 12, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 4564 times:

Quoting Revelation (Reply 6):
Doesn't this belong in the "would you hit it" thread?

is her shirt inside-out and backwards?
Looks like she had put on her cloths quickly for the photo?

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DXing From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 4564 times:

Perhap Vince and Pee Wee can get together for a two man show?

Derico From Argentina, joined Dec 1999, 4233 posts, RR: 13
Reply 14, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 4552 times:

Someone would pay $1000 for this?

Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on... If that's the best Miami Beach has to offer, I shudder what the rest of the pay-per-screw population elsewhere looks like. You need to invest in your hooker infraestructure and fast!

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BMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 14411 posts, RR: 26
Reply 15, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 4544 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 12):
is her shirt inside-out and backwards?

Both from the looks of it.

Quoting USPIT10L (Reply 8):
All I have to say is, "You're gonna love my nuts!"

They will in prison.

Why do Aerospace Engineering students have to turn things in on time?

CPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 5755 posts, RR: 4
Reply 16, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 4538 times:

That's what happen when you start moving into Billy Mays' turf!

IAirAllie From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 4499 times:

Quoting Seb146 (Reply 10):
Does that mean he "gives it away" to the men or she had to prove she really is a she or just what does that mean?

I can't believe I'm answering this...Straight sex means normal sex not anything freaky. Tab a in slot a not in slot b, c, d or e. Does that help.

ShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 4489 times:

What I find funny is that I hadn't seen these commercials for a long time, and then shortly before the story broke, they started popping up again.

Quoting IAirAllie (Reply 17):
I can't believe I'm answering this...

Meh, I lead a sheltered life (according to some) and I knew what it meant.

Smcmac32msn From United States of America, joined May 2004, 2211 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 4473 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 12):

is her shirt inside-out and backwards?
Looks like she had put on her cloths quickly for the photo?

If Vince wouldn't have stole her blouse and put it on backwards, she'd look decent. Hey Vince, does your ShamWow clean up a pretty floral pattern?

Hey Obama, keep the change! I want my dollar back.

Revelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 10572 posts, RR: 21
Reply 20, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days ago) and read 4407 times:

Quoting Derico (Reply 14):
Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on... If that's the best Miami Beach has to offer, I shudder what the rest of the pay-per-screw population elsewhere looks like. You need to invest in your hooker infraestructure and fast!

Given that NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was doing $4000 a throw, it's getting pretty expensive to go whoring around these days...

Vinnie Shamwow: $1000/throw
Eliot Spitzer: $4000/throw
Masturbating to free Internet porn: Priceless!!!

Inspiration, move me brightly!

UltimateDelta From United States of America, joined Sep 2007, 2002 posts, RR: 6
Reply 21, posted (4 years 2 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 4354 times:

http://home.att.net/~kidradd/shamwow.jpg

Not really related, but I figured it might get a laugh

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AustinAirport From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 643 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (4 years 2 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 4053 times:

Quoting Homer71 (Reply 5):
Is the hooker German? You know the Germans make good stuff.

LOL..

Shamwow!, They'll be saying it everytime.... in prison! Big grin

Whoever said you can do anything you set your mind to has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!

Alfa75 From United States of America, joined May 2005, 612 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (4 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3966 times:

Quoting Revelation (Reply 6):
Of course, if you hit it, you may loose your tongue...

Actually, I think you may lose your tongue if you don't hit it!

The best things in life aren't things!

Falstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 5708 posts, RR: 29
Reply 24, posted (4 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 3952 times:

Quoting AustinAirport (Reply 22):
They'll be saying it everytime.... in prison

I don't think he would go to prison for punching a hooker. That isn't much a crime. It's a felony, but not that big of one, if he has a fairly clean record.

Quoting Revelation (Reply 20):
Vinnie Shamwow: $1000/throw
Eliot Spitzer: $4000/throw

They should come to Detroit. They could get a hooker for WAY less than that on Michigan Avenue.

Quoting Smcmac32msn (Reply 19):
pretty floral pattern?

That is one ugly shirt.

Quoting Derico (Reply 14):
Looks like a 12 year old pre-pub kid with a blonde whig on

Looks like a junkie to me.

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 18):
What I find funny is that I hadn't seen these commercials for a long time, and then shortly before the story broke, they started popping up again.

I have seen this commercial on in Detroit several times in the last three weeks.

My mug slaketh over on Falstaff N503

25 Seb146: I was just thinking that he may have had a run in with a tranny or someone who was not all they said they were. Yeah, my mind can go wierd places whe

Confuscius: more pics... http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/08/even-shamwow-couldnt-clean-this-mess/

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