Revelation From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 13693 posts, RR: 25 Posted (6 years 3 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 4734 times:
Stealing Greasespot's idea...
Some ground rules:
1) Be honest. We're not going to believe you if you say they were all fabulous!
2) We're talking about females here. The straight ladies and the pink crew should feel free to make another thread.
So, using initials to protect the innocent (actually, to protect my modesty):
1) "L": Pros: Tall, thin, blonde, beautiful blue eyes. Cons: Uptight and headstrong.
2) "S": Pros: Really athletic girl, enthusiastic about lots of things, including sex. Cons: Some times too aggressive, too flirty with other guys, always very temperamental, you never knew what would set her off
3) "H": Pros: Great body, nice personality. Cons: Had kinda boring tastes/interests, and she was husband-hunting when I was definitely not husband material.
4) "Y": Pros: Pretty, brainy, sexy. Cons: Very sheltered girl, very easily offended, a pretty poor communicator.
5) "K": Pros: Pretty, artistic, interesting, intelligent, practical. Cons: Very negative outlook about life in general and money in particular, prudish and disinterested with regards to sex.
ShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (6 years 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 4337 times:
It's funny this should come up. While I don't have any relationship stories of my own (perhaps that's a blessing?), I was talking to a friend of mine about his (let's call him Captain America). He isn't a member here, though he lurks from time to time. He said to post some of his more "notable" encounters. "Maybe I'll win a prize or something," he said.
While the stories are his, the cute nicknames are mine:
The Junior F/A
They met at work and instantly the sparks flew, no pun intended. Typical of flash in the pan type relationships, things ended as quickly as they began. She decided that Captain America needed someone better than her and unilaterally ended their brief romance. They are still friends.
The Arresting Beauty
They met when she pulled him over for speeding on his way to the airport. She let him off with a warning, provided he call her when he came back to town. Who could say no to a hot blond with her own pair of handcuffs? After six months though, Captain America couldn’t take the complaining regarding him not returning phone calls quickly enough. She called him a lot. She’s now with Customs and Border Protection.
The Rocket Scientist
She brought out the nerd in him. Both loved Star Trek. She understood his quirky sense of humor; he dug her “hot librarian” look. While she was incredibly book smart (two Ivy League Masters Degrees and a Ph.D.), she couldn’t quite understand how she made more money than he did. “Can’t you just ask for a raise?” “What do you mean you can’t upgrade to Captain yet?” “You just got back from a 5 day trip and you’re going to be gone again!?” Things ended when she learned that Captain America and Junior F/A attended a social event together while Rocket Scientist was out of town on business.
Ms. Pom Poms
An NFL Cheerleader this one was, and an awesome cook too. I’ve met this one and on top of being really sweet (but not that annoying sugary sweet), she was the type of girl that would even turn a blind man’s head as she walked past. This relationship ended when talk of furloughs at Captain America’s airline began to circulate. She said she needed someone with “a more stable job.” She moved to Hollywood shortly after that. Captain America later told me that he couldn’t keep up with her, if you know what I mean.
Junior F/A set Captain America up with this woman, a local helicopter pilot. They shared a lot of things and was the first woman since Junior F/A to make him swoon. WhirlyGirl also loved the NBC sitcom Wings and has the theme music from Airwolf as her cell phone’s ring tone. WhirlyGirl accepted Captain America’s work schedule and loved hearing his stories from his life on the road. Her only flaw? She boinked her old boyfriend while Captain America was at her parent’s house, asking for her hand in marriage (he’s old skool).
Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 6): While I don't have any relationship stories of my own (perhaps that's a blessing?), I was talking to a friend of mine about his (let's call him Captain America). He isn't a member here, though he lurks from time to time. He said to post some of his more "notable" encounters. "Maybe I'll win a prize or something," he said.
Neat post - kinda like an a.net version of Penthouse Letters!
LTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13981 posts, RR: 48
Reply 8, posted (6 years 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 4226 times:
Some of these include girls from times of elementary school (as unfortunately, I was never really into a relationship in all my life), but anyway...
L (From Russia with infantile love) - She and her family left for Russia some time in the early 90's. She was nice looking but in the end, I felt that I was being coupled to her. If there's one thing I hate, even to this day and into the future, is being forced towards a girl in the way of being coupled (or Verkuppeln as we say).
K (Rich(er) girl) - She was the richest of all of us in our class. Her parents even owned the apartment they lived in. I liked her at first but then I've come to realise what a pain she can be as a person.
U (Neighbour of the Millerntor) - The people in my class tried to couple me with her. In retrospect, apart from the coupling thing, I should have gone for it and not be a coward about it (including the trick with the sweets in her mouth and in general the only time I've played Spin The Bottle).
M (The Dutch (because of the Dutch-ish name)) - I dreamt that she raped me during a class trip. I don't know why, maybe it's because of the one time she kissed me during Spin The Bottle and because of my general dislike for her.
AL (Future Social Worker) - She was, what could be considered the first love of my life. Once I dreamed that we were having a pillowfight right before making out. I eventually became pissed at her for not writing me back when I left Germany and wrote her, but in the end, I'd have to apologise to her for having been an asshole about it, if she has found out. Given the circumstances, I'd apologise.
AM (Surgeon's Daughter) - She's the only girl from Costa Rica towards whom I've had a crush on. It's unlikely that I'd see her again but given the chance, I'd really love to see her again, especially since I deeply regret never having asked her out on a date. Only downside: her parents are dentists, and I have a huge phobia towards dentists (and she knows it).
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 74
Reply 9, posted (6 years 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 4211 times:
Quoting Revelation (Thread starter): 1) "L": Pros: Tall, thin, blonde, beautiful blue eyes. Cons: Uptight and headstrong.
Tall, thin, uptight and headstrong are ALL negatives in my book.
I can give a rats arse about hair color and eye color.
Most of my past girlfriends have been good and I have very few negative things to say about them. I just so happen to be very picky because, well I can.
I am good looking, hip, slick and God's gift to women.
PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11943 posts, RR: 59
Reply 12, posted (6 years 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 4179 times:
Here are the funny/embarrassing/plane odd ones:
'T' - first experience, didn't go very far, but I think after that day they kept the lights on in the back of the sex education roadshow vehicle...
The EMO - should more than five seconds go by without complete and total attention being focused on her and her alone, she would start childish attention seeking. Gave it three dates, but got fed up of feeling like a father with an immature child and walked on the last. She looked cute, but I would never have been able to put up with her in a relationship.
'P.M.' - Set up by a mutual friend, I looked older than I was, she looked younger than she was (both looked in our late 20s), and because of the age gap things never stood a chance. We had a good deal in common so went out a few times, then a further very weird and pretty f***ed up situation developed in which the guy who set us up was her ex husband. This taught me not to date anyone at work, let alone your boss.
The Vampire - met at a rock club, she was petite, outrageous, and sexy - a total Goth who was really bubbly and as up for a relationship as me, plus we had loads in common from music to hobbies, except aircraft that is. Three weeks in, we're in her room, and she made it pretty clear with her body language that she wanted sex - and damn, this was going to be fun! But then as we're both naked she decided to let on that sex for her involved a little role play - involving knives/blades, and drinking my blood. It took me at least a double take and five second pause to realise that she wasn't joking, then I put my clothes back on and left. It's the worst 'walk of shame' I've ever done, but we'd only been going out for three weeks and it was just a bit too odd, even for me - the biggest turn off was thinking that she might have done similar things with other guys, and what they might have infected her with.
'J' - Both travelling in the Far East, her from Japan, when we met during a night clubbing at a beach bar. It's the one time I've hooked up like this, it never appealed to me before and never had since, but we ended up pissed to high hell, back at my room in bed. It was impossible though, she was horny as anything, but (to put it as politely as possible) there was just no way the plug would fit in the socket.
There was also an amusing instance whilst out in Birmingham (with fellow user Pe@rson actually) and two of my friends. They got a bit sick of the male attention and tricked us two blokes into heading for a gay club, where-upon I was repeatedly hit on by some completely out of it lesbian. I know I have long hair, but surely the beard is a pretty good giveaway that I'm a guy?
There have been others, but they were considerably less interesting - unlike a lot of my mates I couldn't be bothered to go out with someone just for the sake of it, there had to be something there, so if I could see there was no spark on a first date, I'd say so.
...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
Captaink From Mexico, joined May 2001, 5115 posts, RR: 11
Reply 13, posted (6 years 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 4166 times:
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 12): The Vampire - met at a rock club, she was petite, outrageous, and sexy - a total Goth
La quiero conocer.. You have her number send it to me.. HAHA just kidding.
Hmm this is interesting.
1. T - Nerdy, very smart chick, helped me with my math all through High School is currently a Docter, wish I can get back there. She had a nice enough body, was all into fashion and such but the type that is just naturally beautiful. We learnt a lot of "NICE" things together. We were together for 4.5 years guys. (Jamaican)
2. J - Hot, sexy, incredible shag, I didn't love, I dunno she didnt reach my heart, but I did love one thing so I stuck around for a while. Man she was one awesome... **** can't say the word. (Grenadian)
3. C - Sweet pretty Venezuelan chick. Absolutely cute, ok body though a little short, but worse yet she wanted to get married and I was too young for that, I high tailed outa there..(Venezualan)
4. K - A girl 8 years younger than me. Don't worry she was legal, though barely. HAHA I was damn scared of her pops who looked like Kojak. She was well innocently sweet. I liked being her very much, but then I moved to another city. (Mexican)
5. L - My only fat chick girlfriend. Great personality, it was what won me over, she was a lawyer, successful, and guys let me tell you, it is true what they say, fat chicks are fantastic to do, I won't go into details here as they may delete my posts but you get my drift. But honestly, I couldn't be with her for ever, I do truly in my heart love slim girls, I found a reason to end things amicably. (Mexican)
Alot has happened since these first 5, and now I am with the girl of my dreams hopefully my last girlfriend, she is exactly what I look for a in girl since I was but a little boy.
Slim, not very tall though not very short, curly dark hair (though she tints it red at times ) independent, successful, and a fantastic personality.
RGElectra80 From United States of America, joined Dec 2008, 401 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (6 years 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 4038 times:
"J" - crazy redhead who was most likely bi-polar. I'm pretty sure she just slept with me to take away my innocence, just did it for kicks. She later told me that a-I was guy #20something that she'd been with and b-she kept a list of all their names "in case something happened." Of course I wrapped it up but in hindsight, I should have double-wrapped it. Once I found her on Myspace and saw she had 3 kids from 3 different daddies and was in a custody battle with 2 of them.
"N" - kinda crazy too. I think she still had unresolved issues from her past before we met. We dated twice: once for a month then a year later for six months. She ultimately decided that I wasn't, ahem, adventurous enough for her. She is now in an open relationship with a married couple. Polyamory is what I think this business is called.
"S" - one-night stand. Don't remember the face all that well, remember she was quite gifted in some areas.
"S2" - sweet as can be on the outside, always paid for stuff when we dated as I was broke most of the time those days from being in school and all. There was always an ulterior motive for her sweetness though. We dated for quite a while and had an "oops" moment towards the end which my friends are convinced was a set up as we were already going through the break-up process.
"M" - had boring, pedestrian interests but was/is excellent with children, funny, cute. Kinda prudish in the sack, always wanting but not very often willing to return favors kind of business. She never knew what she really wanted: she was a small town girl and looking back she wanted some good ol' boy type but she probably liked the movie-type romance where two people from two completely walks of life end up together. We (read: she) broke up and got back together 3 times. In hindsight, I feel like an idiot for allowing that.
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Okees From Canada, joined Sep 2005, 424 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 3640 times:
1- Pros; hot, fun, open minded, outgoing. Cons; psycobitch from hell. (After her grandfather passed away a few days before our prom, she told me she wont be able to make it, obviously, but then told her mother i ditched her. At this point her mom decided to call my mom, and spent 10 minutes yelling at her on how low it was of me to do that, and how I wasn't good enough for her daughter.)
2-Pros; Good looking, ambitious, kinky. Cons; made out with her ex, infront of me.
3-Pros; great friend, pretty face, fun, horny. Cons; large-ish, no ambition, very whiny, pulled the "I think im pregnant" bit while she was on a 3 month trip, which could mean... 1 of 2 things. She's just screwing my head to lock me in for something, or... well.... do the math.
Radiopolitic From Canada, joined Jan 2009, 113 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 3602 times:
Haha, I like the idea of this thread.
1 Pros: Cute, most logical girl I've ever been involved with by leaps and bounds, really fun and open minded. Cons: Distance, has never been able to get over me - still wants to jump my bones should I be in her vicinity.
2 Pros: Hot.. were talking 15/10 and at the time I was 17 and she was 30.. nymphomaniac and not afraid to do anything Cons: lived in NZ and it was technically statutory rape, though you wouldn't see me complaining.
3 Pros: Good looking.. hmm yeah nothing else in retrospect lol, Cons: arrogant, selfish, lied about being a virgin, zero logical capabilities.
4 Pros: GREAT family, her father treated me like his own son, she was different in a good way. Cons: I caught her trying to commit suicide off my balcony and she was supremely jealous.
5 Pros: Gorgeous girl, really appreciated everything I did for her. Cons: Not stable, out of the blue one day went completely Muslim, never explained anything nor did she talk to me about it and completely blocked me and changed her number etc. after telling me she wanted to marry me.
For good measure
6: Pros: Most booksmart girl I've known, pretty, could talk to her about anything for hours. Cons: Zero idea of social conduct and etiquette, absolutely LOUSY in bed, also the worlds first chauvinistic female feminist haha.
LOL! I was wondering how long it would take for that saying to come out on this thread!
GF "S" had psycobitch qualities. With her it was heaven or hell, and it could switch from heaven to hell in an instant. I did one somewhat hurtful thing early in the relationship, and it took years for her to forgive me. Every so often the memory of the incident would come back to her, and in an instant she was totally enraged. I really wondered if she was using the incident as a weapon to punish me whenever she felt the need to do so. By the time she totally worked it out of her system and forgave me, I was so bruised by the experience it was one of the major reasons I ended it with her. It's a shame, because out of all the GFs, I think she would have been the best one to still be with.
It's quite likely GF "Y" was not playing with a full deck of cards. Even her mother, who loved her dearly, told me in a moment of honesty that she thought her daughter was crazy.
Quoting Radiopolitic (Reply 22): 3 Pros: Good looking.. hmm yeah nothing else in retrospect lol, Cons: arrogant, selfish, lied about being a virgin, zero logical capabilities.
Steeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9369 posts, RR: 21
Reply 24, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 3450 times:
Quoting Okees (Reply 21): (After her grandfather passed away a few days before our prom, she told me she wont be able to make it, obviously, but then told her mother i ditched her. At this point her mom decided to call my mom, and spent 10 minutes yelling at her on how low it was of me to do that, and how I wasn't good enough for her daughter.)
No... a psychobitch is not strong enough of a word to use to describe this wackjob. That's just evil on her part...
Quoting Okees (Reply 21): Cons; made out with her ex, infront of me.
Quoting Okees (Reply 21): "I think im pregnant" bit while she was on a 3 month trip, which could mean... 1 of 2 things. She's just screwing my head to lock me in for something, or... well.... do the math.
Umm... I am not sure what one would call this one...
Do not bring stranger girt into your room. The stranger girt is dangerous, it will hurt your life.