FlybaurLAX From United States of America, joined Oct 2008, 639 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (5 years 8 months 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 2576 times:
You need to get someone to buy you a blowjob. It could get interesting where you get them, because sometimes the bartenders make you take the shot in rather, well, awkward positions if you're not drunk enough haha. Congrats. Have a good night! Just don't drink too many AMFs, otherwise you really be adios.
DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 20623 posts, RR: 59
Reply 7, posted (5 years 8 months 2 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 2563 times:
Happy Birthday! Go out. Have fun. Get laid. Have some drinks.
*puts on white coat*
When I was in medical school, a 21yo gentleman who was celebrating his 21st birthday decided to take 21 shots of hard alcohol. He died. I saw them bring him in.
You will be permitted to legally drink every day for the rest of your life. You don't need to do it all tonight. And PLEASE put your cab fare in a separate pocket and make sure that you use it to get yourself home safe.