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User currently offlineAirbus A380 From Singapore, joined Jan 2001, 522 posts, RR: 0
Posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 771 times:

WORD PLAY

Have fun with words and see what hilarious effect they can conjure!

If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? (Apologise if I hurt anyone's feelings on this)

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why is it called a building when it is already built?

If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


If anyone of y'all have any contributions, do share it with all of the other members. Have a nice day.

Regards
Airbus A380

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User currently offlineCVG777 From United States of America, joined May 2000, 1251 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (12 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 749 times:

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

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