Deer upset about the destruction of their habitat are protesting the opening of a new highway thru their woods by hurling themselves to their deaths off of bridges. This is tragic!!!! We MUST stop developing deer habitat!!!!
(Actually, I know it's sick and twisted, but I'd pay money to see that happen!)
Jessman From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1506 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (13 years 10 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 907 times:
Deer are stupid. One night when I was driving in the country I saw a deer wanting to cross the road, so I stopped, turned off the lights, so it wouldn't be blinded, and waited for about 3 minutes. and turned my lights back on. The deer was still there; so I decided "If she's not going to move I will". So I started driving. As soon as I did that she decided it was time to cross the road. The stupid thing smacked face first into my driver's side door. It wasn't hurt and after bouncing off it continued on its way . Well most animals, including humans, are stupid when it comes to traffic.