Fxramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7475 posts, RR: 79 Posted (6 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2576 times:
This is freaking hilarious. Are they going to get there double quarter pounders quicker if he waves his piece in the face of the cashier? They didn't pay for the food either. Darwin Award nominee + pending felony conviction.
I wouldn't call this a Darwin Award nominee, not even an Honorable Mention for one. You have to essentially remove yourself from the gene pool or at least make it so that you cannot procreate to be considered for a Darwin Award.