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Friday's Stupid Thread: Post Your Last Txt Message  
User currently offlineFLY2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1877 times:

Some I'm about to die from boredom at work as thunderstorms rolled in and nobody is flying so I have no planes to dispatch.

Anyways, title is self explanatory. Rules: Must be verbatim; sender need not be identified; if not in english post the original txt and a translation.

At any rate, this was the last text message I got:

"so when u comin over?"

From my anxious girl-toy   


Hopefully this could turn into an interesting/funny thread.

[Edited 2009-07-03 17:32:06]

80 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlinePhoenix9 From Canada, joined Aug 2007, 2546 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1868 times:



Quoting FLY2HMO (Thread starter):
anxious girl-toy

Big version: Width: 392 Height: 46 File size: 42kb



Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
User currently offlineFLY2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1861 times:



Quoting Phoenix9 (Reply 1):
Phoenix9

HA!!! I saw that coming.

She's far from the cutest girl I've been with, but her oro-linguistic skills far surpass all the others before her Big grin

And where's your text, slacker?  grumpy   Wink

User currently offlineUal747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1859 times:

"I'm coming!"

UAL

User currently offlineFLY2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1855 times:



Quoting Ual747 (Reply 3):
"I'm coming!"

that's what she said Big grin  duck 

User currently offlinePhoenix9 From Canada, joined Aug 2007, 2546 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1856 times:



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 2):
And where's your text, slacker?

Oh right! The text  Big grin

Last one I got was from my buddy after I sent him a birthday msg: Thanks man! I feel old

Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 2):
but her oro-linguistic skills far surpass all the others before her

 bigthumbsup   bigthumbsup   whistleblower 


Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
User currently offlineTPA36R From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 210 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1853 times:

"Everything"

The response given after asking why someone was so thankful.

User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1832 times:

"Oh, you're very welcome!"


And no, I'm not going to explain it.  Big grin

User currently offlineOkees From Canada, joined Sep 2005, 406 posts, RR: 7
Reply 8, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1826 times:

"Not raining at the moment"


Lets hope it stays that way... stupid rain.


mobs jakis
User currently offlineStarAlliance38 From United States of America, joined Jan 2008, 1445 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1827 times:

Hey

I hate one word messages  Sad


Proud To Fly US! Fly Newport News - PHF
User currently offlineShamrock350 From Ireland, joined Mar 2005, 5864 posts, RR: 17
Reply 10, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1809 times:
Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

"Harrow or Edgware? Metropolitian Line would be quicker..."

Trying to figure out what train to take to central London.

User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3316 posts, RR: 19
Reply 11, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1803 times:

"WoRd Up"

From my brother confirming debauchery tomorrow.


Check your bags, check your brain.
User currently offlineAustinAirport From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 642 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1793 times:

Figure this out. PS. I'm gonna change a profanity to a lesser word.
"It will be funner than iCarly, I'm freakin bored..."
LOL.

Quoting StarAlliance38 (Reply 9):
I hate one word messages Sad

Arent they just depressing.  frown  Ha.


Whoever said you can do anything you set your mind to has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!
User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 1888 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1789 times:

"Sperm build up is not good, deploy a missile" was the last one received

"Enjoy! Will see you through the weekend sometime" was the last one sent.


2012....the year for goofing off
User currently offlineAustinAirport From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 642 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1787 times:



Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 13):
"Sperm build up is not good, deploy a missile" was the last one received

HA! Who the hell told you that?  Big grin


Whoever said you can do anything you set your mind to has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!
User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 1888 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1781 times:



Quoting AustinAirport (Reply 14):
HA! Who the hell told you that?

A friend. My wife is out of town at the moment.


2012....the year for goofing off
User currently offlineDalb777 From United States of America, joined May 2005, 2192 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1778 times:

"So not only is it a job, but one that sort of requires your degree haha"


Geaux Tigers! Geaux Hornets! Geaux Saints! WHO DAT!!!
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3629 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1743 times:

"Hi its jake u can add my number now! Call ryan rycrap all the time and call ian: eebreth"

 bouncy 


Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineStasisLAX From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 3061 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1733 times:

Hi, I miss u alot. Just wanted u 2 know that before the booze kicks in - just so you'd know it's legit.


"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety!" B.Franklin
User currently offlineIFlyTWA From United States of America, joined Jan 2007, 252 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1720 times:

"Got a deal for you when you wake up"


"To express the excitement of travel" - Eero Saarinen
User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 12883 posts, RR: 30
Reply 20, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1719 times:

"Finally the Mariners win, awesome!"


A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
User currently offlineTUNisia From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 1830 posts, RR: 6
Reply 21, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1708 times:

"east matunuck @ 1...see u then"


Someday the sun will shine down on me in some faraway place - Mahalia Jackson
User currently offlineBrendan03 From Australia, joined Aug 2005, 951 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1667 times:

"Hi-fi bar. What're you doin?"

My friend is going to see a band tonight and I asked her what the venue was.


Coolier than thou.
User currently onlineCrimsonNL From Netherlands, joined Dec 2007, 1435 posts, RR: 43
Reply 23, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1663 times:
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"We are on our way NOW"


Next up: North Korea July 2012 Aviation Tour
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18350 posts, RR: 56
Reply 24, posted (2 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1651 times:

From my wife at work: “yep.i am having a very productive day.u ok?”

She’s great: works full-time and still top of her class at university.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
25 OA260: From my mate in Belfast : '' Hi Phil,shopping in F'side. Will fone u when I get back at 4pm. B x ''
26 Vhqpa: Last Incoming message Network Message after a missed call from my mum. "0424XXXXXX Called. No VoiceMail message was left. For more information on this
27 Aero145: Last incoming message: ”Nenniru ad hringja thegar thu getur?” Last outgoing message: ”Nei!”
28 BAViscount: Last incoming: "Must be the heat! I'm havin a lovely day. House to myself, doing the houseworkto M J tunes and might have a voddy and coke in a bit, a
29 Idealstandard: " O2: Thank you for your payment of £72.42 which was successfully taken. Your reference number for this transaction is *******************" Fun fun f
30 Speedbirdie: Last text recieved - 'That text was incoherant, try it again' Last text written - 'Happy Birthday you gorgeous creature, love you long time'
31 WILCO737: I don't get text messages No, seriously, the last one I received just was "Danke". (Thanks in German). Boring, eh? wilco737
32 FLY2HMO: I guess in your case we can consider ACARS just like texting
33 WILCO737: The last ACARS message is even longer ago. Did my last flight about 4 weeks ago And the only ACARS I received: "Thanks for the message, happy landing
34 Sunshine79: Last incoming was 'Was your mum ok?' From my best friend My last outgoing text was replying to that message: 'Yeah, told her we were sacked cos we did
35 Timlin88: Last received from friend (or ex-girlfriend actually, to be entirely truthful) : "On è o rang s a droit enregardant la scéne, wo bist du?" = "We're
36 B6JFKH81: The cell phone company wanted to verify that I wanted text messaging blocked on my plan...so they sent me a text message (free of charge, as the respo
37 FLY2HMO: This was today's first text message: "I just dropped a big happy birthday turd off and its swimming it's way to you now" Yes, I'm an independence baby
38 Bwest: last one received: "haha, I escaped" last one sent: "without killing anyone? How disappointing! I suppose I should clarify that... :p
39 Phoenix9: Happy Birthday dude! Have a great one! Today's last message was: That was very sweet of you
40 Danfearn77: Last sent: "im so bored. Cant wait to see you. Love you" (To my girlfriend-im at a course so bored) Last Received: "Love you, we all do" (My bloody mu
41 Phoenix9: (_!_) Regular arse (__!__) Fat arse (!) Tight arse (_*_) Sore arse (_o_) Well used arse (_e=mc2_) Smart arse (_x_) Kiss my arse just got this from one
42 Don81603: Mine was a sent message... "Oh hell, those (my car keys) where a given... 5 minutes and she even had my sopine in her purse...
43 EICVD: Just got a txt less than a minute go. "I neva no wat to say to u when ya say all those nice things to me baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" an since i go
44 OA260: Those free webtexts are great for texting yourself
45 EICVD: Oh the cheek lol Who said it was a free webtext anyway, maybe I just txt myself the normal way
46 OA260: LOL... I know I was being too harsh. Maybe I was judging you by my own stinginess lol... It could be worse, you could be sending MMS to yourself
47 EICVD: Now why would I do that when Ive got no shortage of women to send me one
48 Shamrock350: Just got this: "I heard Siobhan got kicked out of Yates tonight...HA!" What I sent back: "How did you find out so quickly?! Yeah she did but don't tel
49 Cadet57: "A hotel party would be sick :P" -received "No, its ok. I do the same" sent
50 UAL757: "Haha awesome possum! Is union packed?" & "I'm at the pyramid" both sent at the same time.
51 Mandala499: From one of my numbers: FRM ME: "REQ CURR ATIS WIII. @ WIII awaitng RV with the team." Reply: "1230Z CALM FEW022 SCT120 27/22 Q1010 PA1007 CTC GND 10M
52 AmricanShamrok: "Aw ur no gud!! nope just at Sades!! I take it ur not out since ur 2 lazy to txt bk!!xxx"
53 Cadet57: Good god. Can someone translate that for me?
54 Don81603: Oh, you're no good... Nope, just at Sade's. I take it you're not out, since you're too lazy to text back. and 3 kisses.
55 Post contains images AmricanShamrok: Does anyone on here actually text properly?! As in abbreviate? And that would considered a very easy message to read     (I received that msg btw,
56 WILCO737: I usually use the full words. Hardly use any abbreviations. There aren't that many in the German language. And before I try to put many information i
57 Don81603: Not me, I use full words every time. Life has become slack enough as it is, and with the grammatical and spelling skills I see high school and even s
58 ShyFlyer: I'll text full words if I have the time to do it, since my phone does not have a QWERTY keyboard. If I'm rushed, I'll abbreviate.
59 Super80DFW: From a person that I used to consider a friend that wants to be friends with me again. I couldn't care less about them, and WTH do they still have my
60 UltimateDelta: Ok, what was it? Oh yeah: "Oops lol ok cya'' Thus was after asking my friend if she wanted to come to a movie and she replied that she was in Maryland
61 7324ever: recived- "I got really f*cked up last night but it was pretty awsome" sent- "Did you accedently stumble into an orgy again?!"
62 BAViscount: Amen to that!! I have a QWERTY keyboard on my phone, so refuse to give in to "kiddie-speak". I dread to think what the English language will look lik
63 Pocho: Are you a dispatcher at ERAU PRC? I'm a flight student there I've probably seen you a bunch of times, haha. ---- Last texts: Outgoing text: "How's Ph
64 Mir: Last text recieved: Hey dont know if you are still up if you are call me From a friend of mine. -Mir
65 ShyFlyer: Got this earlier: "I'm a tease, you know that! lol"
66 FLY2HMO: Ditto. I HATE IT WHEN PEEPS TEXT LIEK DAT CUZ ITZ SO IMMACHUR AN JUS WREAKZ OV LAZYNES AN IGNORANCE Anybody need a translation?
67 Phoenix9: w|-|47 4r3 u 741ki||g 4b0u7? W|-|y w0u1d w3 ||33d 4 7r4||5147i0||?
68 2H4: Last text sent: "KTOL inbound" Last text received: "ur phone keeps on forwarding me" Last text from mom: "Do u have any friends who have mothers who d
69 ZBBYLW: Recieved: Lol!! Dear lord... Talking about a student who decided on their downwind check to put the mags to "off" and effectivly giving us an engine f
70 Post contains images FLY2HMO: The sad part, is that I actually understood that above. I guess that automatically means I have no life and I'm a virgin. Well, I'll admit, I have no
71 Asuflyer05: Last text I sent: "Are you horny" Last text I received: "Yes. Come over."
72 Post contains images Phoenix9: Holy crap! Humans have evolved from raw animal sex to SMS sex    Btw: Why are you sitting on A.net and have not gone over?  . I smell BS![Edited 2
73 FLY2HMO: Git'r done!!! Wait, it is a "her", right?
74 Asuflyer05: Yes
75 Post contains images Phoenix9: I'll ask you again: and I second FLY2HMO: After you come back, you can submit a detailed report [Edited 2009-07-09 20:30:35]
76 FLY2HMO: He's probably warming up in the would you hit it thread Make it a detailed ride report at that
77 FLY2HMO: He's probably warming up in the would you hit it thread Make a detailed ride report while you're at it
78 OA260: I have to say I dont like to use bad English but sometimes I fall into the trap and if Im texting alot I use things like :: nite/Ur/M8/flt/cya/Y?/ La
79 Brendan03: I generally keep peoples numbers in my phone... I'd rather see their name and not reply if it's someone I don't wanna talk to then sit there wonderin
80 A332: "K." I hate text messages.
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