Smolt From Japan, joined Nov 1999, 258 posts, RR: 0 Posted (9 years 10 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 6249 times:
Here is a post about Yoshinoya, a beef bowl shop in Japan. Do this make sense?
Hey 1, listen to me beside that, although this might have nothing to do with
the theme thrown to this thread.
The other day, I went eat my neighbor YOSHINOYA, yes beef bowl house, YOSHINOYA,
to find s-o-o crowded I couldn't get seated first.
And close look at the ad flag hung up, it appealed "now discount by 150yen offered!!"
Come on, you all s-o-o stupid or s-o-o foolish? How get you rarely coming in to
YOSHINOYA by just \150 discount, you ass? Just 150, 150yen!
Somebodys been there by family, whole family of 4 together to YOSHINOYA congratulation!
Hoop me DADY is oredering special bowl, my dear. So embarresed I can't look..
Hey guys all, get out the seat for my 150yen.
YOSHINOYA should get more bloody, boys. It's no strange whenever happen a fight
against the guy seated your oppsite side over the U table, I stab you, or you stab me,
YOSHINOYA should be in such atomosphere. Get away, kids and Mammys!
Then I got seated, and the guy next to me ordered "Omori bowl, with Tsuyudaku
more soup" That moment I got fucking fury again. How could you say
Tsuyudaku, with a proud face, baby! Tsuyudaku is no fashon today!
I wanna inquire him if you really wish to have with Tsuyudaku. Wanna
question close to him, wanna question for an hour. Isn't it just that
you wanna say "Tsuyudaku"?
If I, YOSHINOYA specialized, could put you opinion, the latest fashion
among YOSHINOYA freak is Negidaku-welsh-onion-full, that's it.
Omori-bowl with Negidaku and Gyoku-egg, that the way the freak do.
Negidaku is a bowl with more welsh onion for less beef and Omori, Gyoku.
That's the strongest.
However I note that way is with the danger of being marked by the shop boy.
the sword of both side edge.
I can't recommend this way to the newby.
It's just that You 1, Gyu-Shake beef and salmon Table d'hote is enough for you.
Smolt From Japan, joined Nov 1999, 258 posts, RR: 0 Reply 6, posted (9 years 10 months 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 6044 times:
Thanks, guys. Here's another translation.
(the original was posted in Japanese)
By the way 1, will you listen to me for a while?
It's not really related to the topic of the thread, though.
The other day I went to Yoshinoya nearby. YOSHINOYA.
But it was terriblly crowded that I could not find any seat.
I was looking around and found banners saying "150 yen OFF."
What a stupid idiot you were! You moron, not regular customers,
please don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's offering 150 yen
discount? Only 150 yen!
I could see a pair with kids. They were simple enough to have felt
happy with a whole family of four in Yoshinoya. I could even hear a
voice "OK, Daddy will have an ex-large." I could not stand any more.
Hey you, I give you 150 yen so clear off the counter.
Yoshinoya has to be a more brutal place. A fight will break out
anytime soon between me and a guy in front over a U-shaped table.
Stab, or get stabbed. That's the kind of atomosphere it should
have. Shove off, bitch and bastard.
Getting seated finally, I heard a guy next to me ordering a large bowl
with extra gravy. It made me mad again. Listen moron, ex-gravy is
totally out now. How dare you proudly say ex-gravy?
Do you really want to eat an extra-gravy bowl?
I want to ask you. Question you. Interrogate you for an hour.
Or you might just want to use the word ex-gravy?
Let me say, the latest trend among Yoshinoya frenzy like me must
be an extra onion. That's it. A large bowl with ex-onion, and an egg.
That's the way the freaks have to order. Extra onion means more
onion and less beef. A Large bowl with this plus an egg makes it perfect.
But it is a double-edged sword, because if you order it you will be
marked by the staff next time. I can't recommend it to the beginners.
Anyway 1, you'd better eat a beef & salmon set. I mean it.
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