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101 Things Not To Do At A Stop Light....  
User currently offline7324ever From Serbia, joined May 2009, 563 posts, RR: 2
Posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 7246 times:

Every day on the morning commute you see the typical speeding idiots and cell phone texters but every now and then you see the dumb SH!+$ who have to go and shave, put on their make-up, and read the paper. So Im sure every a-nutter here who can drive all around the world has seen there fair share of dumb things so lets make a list and feel free to go past 101...


1.) Text

2.) Read

3.) Oral sex (Yes I saw this a few times quite interesting...)

Continue from here


Anything the US and EU build the Russians do it better! i.e. TU-144 vs Concorde and TU-154 vs The 727...
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User currently offlineLHR380 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 7238 times:

4. Eat a sarni, drink a coffee and have a cig (Bus driver)

User currently offlineFLY2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 7236 times:

-eat

-fumble with the radio

-make out

-be looking at everything BUT the road ahead or the light

-engaging in conversations/arguments with an SO while being incapable of keeping hands on the wheel and eyes on the light

-paying more attention to the kids whining in the back than the light/road ahead

-anything cellphone related

-tying shoes

-having feet up in the dash

and a zillion others I can't remember ATM  

[Edited 2009-07-11 16:51:20]

[Edited 2009-07-11 16:51:35]

User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8435 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 7229 times:

Pick your nose. You're not invisible.

User currently offlineGrahamHill From France, joined Mar 2007, 2750 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 7199 times:

- Setting up GPS.

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 3):
Pick your nose. You're not invisible.


 checkmark 



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User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9115 posts, RR: 18
Reply 5, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 7190 times:



Quoting 7324ever (Thread starter):
3.) Oral sex (Yes I saw this a few times quite interesting...)

I have one that kinda stems off from that (having to do with sex):

-Playing with your passenger's private parts, a.k.a Playing with the "headlights" or "transmission stick"

That could be quite distracting to the other drivers as well, as if that's worthy of posting!  Wink  eyepopping 



Do not bring stranger girt into your room. The stranger girt is dangerous, it will hurt your life.
User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 7181 times:

Standing up through the sunroof to take a rather nifty photo whilst waiting for the light to change before turning into the Wendy's on Airport Rd (At YYZ of course).

IHAP

Dang, I sure do miss having that errr..... a sunroof



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User currently offlinePhoenix9 From Canada, joined Aug 2007, 2546 posts, RR: 8
Reply 7, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 7138 times:



Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 5):
Playing with the "headlights

Good headlights are distracting even when no one is playing with them  Silly

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 6):
Standing up through the sunroof to take a rather nifty photo whilst waiting for the light to change before turning into the Wendy's on Airport Rd (At YYZ of course).

 rotfl   rotfl  I can see myself doing that...too bad I don't have a sunroof in my car.



Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
User currently offlineStasisLAX From United States of America, joined Jul 2007, 3280 posts, RR: 6
Reply 8, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6915 times:

In Southern California, deciding that you have enough time while sitting at a stop light or in traffic on the 405 to drop the convertible roof on your "New Beetle"... please grow up!   

Just happened to me last week.... morons!!!

[Edited 2009-07-13 13:12:05]


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User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7637 posts, RR: 37
Reply 9, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6910 times:

-Looking around and paying attention at what other drivers are doing  Wink


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User currently offline7324ever From Serbia, joined May 2009, 563 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 6899 times:



Quoting 7324ever (Thread starter):
1.) Text

2.) Read

3.) Oral sex (Yes I saw this a few times quite interesting...)



Quoting LHR380 (Reply 1):
4. Eat a sarni, drink a coffee and have a cig (Bus driver)



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 2):
-eat

-fumble with the radio

-make out

-be looking at everything BUT the road ahead or the light

-engaging in conversations/arguments with an SO while being incapable of keeping hands on the wheel and eyes on the light

-paying more attention to the kids whining in the back than the light/road ahead

-anything cellphone related

-tying shoes

-having feet up in the dash



Quoting Bill142 (Reply 3):
Pick your nose. You're not invisible.



Quoting GrahamHill (Reply 4):
- Setting up GPS.



Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 5):
-Playing with your passenger's private parts, a.k.a Playing with the "headlights" or "transmission stick"



Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 6):
Standing up through the sunroof to take a rather nifty photo whilst waiting for the light to change before turning into the Wendy's on Airport Rd (At YYZ of course).



Quoting StasisLAX (Reply 8):
In Southern California, deciding that you have enough time while sitting at a stop light or in traffic on the 405 to drop the convertible roof on your "New Beetle"... please grow up! yuck



Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 9):
-Looking around and paying attention at what other drivers are doing Wink

Thats 19!

I saw some one reaching under the seat, pull out what looked like a Cheeto then eat it  Confused



Anything the US and EU build the Russians do it better! i.e. TU-144 vs Concorde and TU-154 vs The 727...
User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9115 posts, RR: 18
Reply 11, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6883 times:



Quoting Phoenix9 (Reply 7):
Good headlights are distracting even when no one is playing with them

-oh, and I forgot to mention "air bags," too!!  Wink

Quoting 7324ever (Reply 10):
I saw some one reaching under the seat, pull out what looked like a Cheeto then eat it

ewwww!!!

Oh, what about changing your pants while at a stoplight?



Do not bring stranger girt into your room. The stranger girt is dangerous, it will hurt your life.
User currently offlineTugger From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 5259 posts, RR: 8
Reply 12, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6880 times:

Watching a movie on the overhead DVD player. I've seen people recline back and watch.
(Guess it's better than doing it while driving, I've seen that too.)

Tugg



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User currently offline7324ever From Serbia, joined May 2009, 563 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6867 times:



Quoting 7324ever (Reply 10):


Quoting 7324ever (Thread starter):
1.) Text

2.) Read

3.) Oral sex (Yes I saw this a few times quite interesting...)



Quoting LHR380 (Reply 1):
4. Eat a sarni, drink a coffee and have a cig (Bus driver)



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 2):
-eat

-fumble with the radio

-make out

-be looking at everything BUT the road ahead or the light

-engaging in conversations/arguments with an SO while being incapable of keeping hands on the wheel and eyes on the light

-paying more attention to the kids whining in the back than the light/road ahead

-anything cellphone related

-tying shoes

-having feet up in the dash



Quoting Bill142 (Reply 3):
Pick your nose. You're not invisible.



Quoting GrahamHill (Reply 4):
- Setting up GPS.



Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 5):
-Playing with your passenger's private parts, a.k.a Playing with the "headlights" or "transmission stick"



Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 6):
Standing up through the sunroof to take a rather nifty photo whilst waiting for the light to change before turning into the Wendy's on Airport Rd (At YYZ of course).



Quoting StasisLAX (Reply 8):
In Southern California, deciding that you have enough time while sitting at a stop light or in traffic on the 405 to drop the convertible roof on your "New Beetle"... please grow up! yuck



Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 9):
-Looking around and paying attention at what other drivers are doing Wink

Thats 19!

I saw some one reaching under the seat, pull out what looked like a Cheeto then eat it Confused



Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 11):
-oh, and I forgot to mention "air bags," too!! Wink



Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 11):
Oh, what about changing your pants while at a stoplight?



Quoting Tugger (Reply 12):
Watching a movie on the overhead DVD player. I've seen people recline back and watch.
(Guess it's better than doing it while driving, I've seen that too.)

22

23.) Yelling at a stop light to change....



Anything the US and EU build the Russians do it better! i.e. TU-144 vs Concorde and TU-154 vs The 727...
User currently offlineMax550 From United States of America, joined Nov 2007, 1138 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6863 times:

Worst I've seen was a woman eating a chicken in line at a toll booth. Not a piece of chicken, a whole chicken.
She had her elbows on the steering wheel and her hands were holding an entire rotisserie chicken just above the steering wheel. Probably one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

I'll have to ask a friend of mine what he's seen, he works at a tollbooth on the PA Turnpike and I'm sure he's seen some interesting things.


User currently offlineSteeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 9115 posts, RR: 18
Reply 15, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6864 times:



Quoting Tugger (Reply 12):
Watching a movie on the overhead DVD player. I've seen people recline back and watch.
(Guess it's better than doing it while driving, I've seen that too.)

That is one feature that I think is unnecessary in any automobile. If they're going to do that, they might as well install a freaking microwave, and have popcorn stowed away in one of the pouches behind the seats in front or in one of the doors!

It would be a 1-up on the cup-holders, too!



Do not bring stranger girt into your room. The stranger girt is dangerous, it will hurt your life.
User currently offline7324ever From Serbia, joined May 2009, 563 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6853 times:



Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 15):
That is one feature that I think is unnecessary in any automobile. If they're going to do that, they might as well install a freaking microwave, and have popcorn stowed away in one of the pouches behind the seats in front or in one of the doors!

It would be a 1-up on the cup-holders, too!

When I bought my viper it came with an option to have a dvd player to play on the built in GPS and live stream TV witch is probably a stupid hazard waiting to happen!

Quoting Max550 (Reply 14):
Worst I've seen was a woman eating a chicken in line at a toll booth. Not a piece of chicken, a whole chicken.
She had her elbows on the steering wheel and her hands were holding an entire rotisserie chicken just above the steering wheel. Probably one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

Wtf?

How uhh wait ehh.... wow thats just bad and wrong on so many different levels...



Anything the US and EU build the Russians do it better! i.e. TU-144 vs Concorde and TU-154 vs The 727...
User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7637 posts, RR: 37
Reply 17, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6851 times:



Quoting 7324ever (Thread starter):
3.) Oral sex (Yes I saw this a few times quite interesting...)

One of the reasons I had my front windows tinted ...  devil 

- changing drivers.
- remaining stopped when the light turns green.
- changing (or trying to change) lanes, in other words, deciding you don't want to turn left so you try to edge over to the other lane blocking everyone else. Very frustrating when there is an advance left turn signal and no one can go anywhere because your ass end is blocking the lane.



A Grumpy German Is A Sauerkraut
User currently offline7324ever From Serbia, joined May 2009, 563 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6842 times:



Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 17):
- changing drivers.
- remaining stopped when the light turns green.
- changing (or trying to change) lanes, in other words, deciding you don't want to turn left so you try to edge over to the other lane blocking everyone else. Very frustrating when there is an advance left turn signal and no one can go anywhere because your ass end is blocking the lane.

Wow trying to change drivers or when dumb people get out of the car to do something in the back. Gotta love stupid people



Anything the US and EU build the Russians do it better! i.e. TU-144 vs Concorde and TU-154 vs The 727...
User currently offlineCXfirst From Norway, joined Jan 2007, 2930 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6836 times:

I've seen plenty of the earlier ones. Here's one more that I find annoying, stupid, and dangerous:

-Having an infant or kid sit in the lap of the driver. They can be very destracting, press buttons, etc.

-CXfirst



From Norway, live in Australia
User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7637 posts, RR: 37
Reply 20, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6828 times:

I would like to say this though, I'd much rather see people do these things at a stop light instead of while the vehicle is in motion.


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User currently offline7324ever From Serbia, joined May 2009, 563 posts, RR: 2
Reply 21, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6819 times:



Quoting CXfirst (Reply 19):

-Having an infant or kid sit in the lap of the driver. They can be very destracting, press buttons, etc.

Or small animals.

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 20):
I would like to say this though, I'd much rather see people do these things at a stop light instead of while the vehicle is in motion.

ery true but you get those stupid people who choose to do on the freeway and I would hate to see someone do it on the Audobon... Eating a whole chicken, texting, with a small child/dog hovering around you while your head is out of the moon roof at 100+ MPH



Anything the US and EU build the Russians do it better! i.e. TU-144 vs Concorde and TU-154 vs The 727...
User currently offlineFLY2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 6810 times:



Quoting 7324ever (Reply 21):
Or small animals.

Oh god I forgot how much I hated that one. So often I see people driving with a freaking animal on top of them and crawling all over the place. Normally it's the stereotypical stupid-blonde types with their rat-sized chihuahuas and other small "cutesy" dogs that they treat like barbie dolls. It's sickening.


User currently offline7324ever From Serbia, joined May 2009, 563 posts, RR: 2
Reply 23, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 6799 times:



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 22):
Oh god I forgot how much I hated that one. So often I see people driving with a freaking animal on top of them and crawling all over the place. Normally it's the stereotypical stupid-blonde types with their rat-sized chihuahuas and other small "cutesy" dogs that they treat like barbie dolls. It's sickening.

What is sad is it is a huge driving hazard. California made texting and talking on the phone w/o a headset but they still let you have your chihuahua on your lap and eat whole chickens (Sorry but that is the most amazing thing I have ever heard and made my day  Big grin )



Anything the US and EU build the Russians do it better! i.e. TU-144 vs Concorde and TU-154 vs The 727...
User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 24, posted (4 years 9 months 2 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 6786 times:

If there's one thing I hate, it's that people drive over the stop line during a red light, and then they complain that I don't do the same thing. The problem is that in Costa Rica, the stop lines in front of the traffic lights, are almost below the lights themselves. People here have the nasty habit of creeping a bit forward during a red light (almost to a point where they are either on a pedestrian crossing, or they obstruct the crossing), and once the light goes green, they don't move at all because they're not looking at the lights, or they need 5 minutes to switch to first gear.

So I do it the German-Italian way (a habit I acquired from my father): If it's red, I stop about a metre behind the line (so that the line barely disappears under the bumper from my point of view). When I feel that it's about to go green, I simply put in the first gear, so that once it's green, I can ask the other drivers if they have slept well while I'm happily on my way.  Wink


25 7324ever : Great method I may have to steal it! What about idiots who pull into the crosswalk zone so there in the way then get mad at you for crossing.
26 EA CO AS : Pass out. Because you're drunk. At 3am. And you're an off-duty cop. (this actually happened to a guy I know - who miraculously kept his job!)
27 Metroliner : - sing along to whatever you're listening to at the top of your voice; - make gestures as per the above; - air guitar as per the above; - air drums as
28 7324ever : 38! Now were cooking. I love to see stupid people who "jam" to their music. The worst drivers are the "Bros" *a usually white young male, found commo
29 Metroliner : Also: - brush your teeth (seen this on the motorway at 70mph in the mornings); - do make-up / hair - it's really annoying!; - sniff your armpits for B
30 LTU932 : Add to that the people in Costa Rica who drive around in horribly tuned cars and turning their radios so sound, that you can hear the engine, and tha
31 Post contains links ACDC8 : Don't do this .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHLc0bP7vew :D
32 7324ever : I thought it was the "Chav" that are the annoying street scum douche bags in the UK? Although a British "Bro" would be the funniest thing I have ever
33 WarRI1 : Fall asleep and sleep through the light, while in uniform and in the cruiser. I speak from experience. I came to the conclusion, the third shift was
34 LTU932 : You know what's worse about those tuned cars? It's the fact that those are cars that aren't even worth tuning. They are just plain, ordinary Hyundai
35 UAL757 : I searched for "pick and pop" and didn't find this: Pop zits, pick blackheads, etc. GROSS! And I have seen it too!
36 MCOflyer : take photos (saw this recently) blow the air horn if so equip rev your engine as if you are trying to impress someone start peeling out in front of co
37 Metroliner : You're right, Chavs tune up their crummy cars and add bodykits so they make a huge noise while I leave them in the dust with my (very average and ple
38 FLY2HMO : Just thought of another one. Yesterday I was behind a cop at a light, (there's two lanes) and to his right was a Dbag in a Civic SI with his GF, windo
39 HangarRat : I saw a guy fast asleep at the wheel at a traffic light a few weeks ago. At least I thought he was asleep. I suppose he could have been incapacitated
40 7324ever : " target=_blank>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHLc0...P7vew 56! Chavs are the most annoying people ever. I stayed with family in London about 10 yea
41 Steeler83 : Eating a whole rotisserie chicken??? WHAT?!!!! I think we have to extend the list to 111 things, as this surely covers 1-10! Ready for number 57? How
42 7324ever : Yet again Steeler you know how to make my day! I think breast feedin would not be the smartest thing if some one rear ends you your baby would be in
43 Post contains images Steeler83 : You know, when that post was made about eating a whole chicken, I initially thought she ate the thing LIVE!!! I was about to ask if she was associate
44 7324ever : I did too but still you have to be very large to do that but sadly I can picture a woman eating a whole Fing rotisserie chicken! And if it is live th
45 Max550 : I wish I would have had a camera. I still remember just about every detail of it and it was nearly eight years ago.
46 Steeler83 : Too bad she wasn't pulled over by a cop. I think that would definitely have been a good candidate for the "World's most amazing police videos" show o
47 Vega9000 : Arguing with someone on the phone while making all kinds of furious gestures.
48 MCOflyer : Did anyone mention: breaking up with a s/o?
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