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User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1156 times:

For the first time, not long ago. I know it sounds ridiculous, but body hair seems to grow in odd places as we age. The eyebrows grow out of control. Earlobes grow hairs on the outer edges, and a few sprouts on my back.

And I am also suffering from "Nick Nolte Syndrome." This is an ever lower hanging of the jewels. Nolte actually had a "testicle lift" cosmetic procedure a few years back. How is that for goofy?


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
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User currently offlineJwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 18
Reply 1, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1095 times:

For most people it grows in less and less places as they age, not more and more  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



I wish I were flying
User currently offlineStaffan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1090 times:

Hang on a second, I'll try to find the phone number to the agency that handles useless facts.



User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1075 times:

Hey Stretch. I was thinking about getting a testicle lift now, to try and combat that Nick Nolte problem before it happens.

User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6287 posts, RR: 33
Reply 4, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1032 times:

What took so long? Don't you know that male baldness is a myth? Our hair folicles just succumb to the effects of gravity. Ears and noses being the most vulnerable to the effect.


Damn, this website is getting worse daily.
User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1022 times:

I wanna see who's gonna top this topic  Laugh out loud
Hey, stretch..... careful, man. You know what happends to hair when you start shaving it - It comes in thicker. Maybe, you ought to look into laser hair removal therapy.
Wonder if they used a laser on Nick Nolte, as well. Hmmm....
Suddenly, I just envisioned a Batman & Robin show where they're tied to a table and a laser beam is inching closer and closer towards "da boyz"....


User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 6, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1018 times:

Hey, Stretch 8 - do you still have that boil on your ass? Big grin


Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16248 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1020 times:

Don't you need testicles BEFORE you can get a testicle lift?




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1008 times:

Staffan, amen.  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1008 times:

Guys,

This has to be the weirdest post I have seen in some time. Testicle Lift? Sound horrid.

A mate of mine who is prematurely balding reckons what comes off your head migrates to your ears, nose and back.

Actually there is nothing fouler then seeing a man or woman for that matter with hair bristiling out of their nostrills.

UGH!!

mb


User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 10, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 989 times:

Thanks for the comments, lads. I just posted the topic for fun. And Yyz717, my low hangers have bounced against many a chin. Get in line!


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineFDXmech From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3251 posts, RR: 34
Reply 11, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 957 times:

>>>This is an ever lower hanging of the jewels.<<<

Kinda gives credence to the name, Stretch 8.  Smile






You're only as good as your last departure.
User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 12, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 941 times:

You know it, FDXmech. All of us over 30 suffer from Nick Nolte syndrome  Smile If we can't joke about it, what's the point?


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 917 times:

S8 says:

""And Yyz717, my low hangers have bounced against many a chin. Get in line!""

I don't want to read anything into that!!

mb



User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16248 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 910 times:

heh heh.

A pretty picture indeed.

I'm (just) over 30.....and I'm not....er....drooping/hanging lower.





Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 895 times:

Neil, take a gander over at the "What do you look like" thread. SophieMaltese has a lil furry friend (no, not that lil furry friend!) who's probably bounced off many a tree  Laugh out loud

User currently offlineAirfun From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 108 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 869 times:

I have my friend pluck all mine one by one...I like it

User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 811 times:

Actually, that story is false.

Nolte, who did not care for Bryant Gumbell's line of questioning on a live interview, told him that on the air to embarass him.

He later retracted the story and apologized.


User currently offlineUkair From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 283 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 804 times:


You could always try one of those electronic gagets to zap those unwanted folicles.


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 801 times:

Ukair. I would not recommend one of those "electronic gagets". I tried to remove some ass hair like that...and well, it was weeks before I could actually sit down to ahhhhh go, and I still have the scars there now. Nothing worse than electric burns...especially in that area.

User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 20, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 797 times:

Greg: Nolte may indeed have retracted the surgery story, but the syndrome that bears his name is for real! With airplanes, it's known via "gravity drop" landing gear. KROC: watch your ass!


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineSccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5508 posts, RR: 28
Reply 21, posted (12 years 4 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 795 times:

One day, while hangin' out (no pun intended) by the pool with our families, an old friend asked:

"What I wanna know is, why is it that all the hair that's not growing on my head anymore, is growing on your back"?

Wife howled. I cringed. Oh well.

Aren't you all glad I shared?



...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
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