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I Had To Shave My Ears

Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 19
Posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 938 times:

For the first time, not long ago. I know it sounds ridiculous, but body hair seems to grow in odd places as we age. The eyebrows grow out of control. Earlobes grow hairs on the outer edges, and a few sprouts on my back.

And I am also suffering from "Nick Nolte Syndrome." This is an ever lower hanging of the jewels. Nolte actually had a "testicle lift" cosmetic procedure a few years back. How is that for goofy?

Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!

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Jwenting From Netherlands, joined Apr 2001, 10213 posts, RR: 21
Reply 1, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 877 times:

For most people it grows in less and less places as they age, not more and more Smile/happy/getting dizzy

I wish I were flying

Staffan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 872 times:

Hang on a second, I'll try to find the phone number to the agency that handles useless facts.

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 3, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 857 times:

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Hey Stretch. I was thinking about getting a testicle lift now, to try and combat that Nick Nolte problem before it happens.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

IMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6203 posts, RR: 43
Reply 4, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 814 times:

What took so long? Don't you know that male baldness is a myth? Our hair folicles just succumb to the effects of gravity. Ears and noses being the most vulnerable to the effect.

What is it with all the "is there a possibilty airline X will.." threads? The answer it'll is possible.

AWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 804 times:

I wanna see who's gonna top this topic Laugh out loud

Hey, stretch..... careful, man. You know what happends to hair when you start shaving it - It comes in thicker. Maybe, you ought to look into laser hair removal therapy.
Wonder if they used a laser on Nick Nolte, as well. Hmmm....
Suddenly, I just envisioned a Batman & Robin show where they're tied to a table and a laser beam is inching closer and closer towards "da boyz"....

An-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 45
Reply 6, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 800 times:

Hey, Stretch 8 - do you still have that boil on your ass? Big grin

Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.

Yyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 15990 posts, RR: 59
Reply 7, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 802 times:

Don't you need testicles BEFORE you can get a testicle lift?

Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.

Thom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11949 posts, RR: 50
Reply 8, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 790 times:

Staffan, amen. Smile

Thom@s

"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

Mx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 790 times:

Guys,

This has to be the weirdest post I have seen in some time. Testicle Lift? Sound horrid.

A mate of mine who is prematurely balding reckons what comes off your head migrates to your ears, nose and back.

Actually there is nothing fouler then seeing a man or woman for that matter with hair bristiling out of their nostrills.

UGH!!

mb

Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 19
Reply 10, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 771 times:

Thanks for the comments, lads. I just posted the topic for fun. And Yyz717, my low hangers have bounced against many a chin. Get in line!

Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!

FDXmech From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3251 posts, RR: 38
Reply 11, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 739 times:

>>>This is an ever lower hanging of the jewels.<<<

Kinda gives credence to the name, Stretch 8. Smile

You're only as good as your last departure.

Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 19
Reply 12, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 723 times:

You know it, FDXmech. All of us over 30 suffer from Nick Nolte syndrome Smile

If we can't joke about it, what's the point?

Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!

Mx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 699 times:

S8 says:

""And Yyz717, my low hangers have bounced against many a chin. Get in line!""

I don't want to read anything into that!!

mb

Yyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 15990 posts, RR: 59
Reply 14, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 692 times:

heh heh.

A pretty picture indeed.

I'm (just) over 30.....and I'm not....er....drooping/hanging lower.

Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.

AWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 677 times:

Neil, take a gander over at the "What do you look like" thread. SophieMaltese has a lil furry friend (no, not that lil furry friend!) who's probably bounced off many a tree Laugh out loud

Airfun From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 108 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 651 times:

I have my friend pluck all mine one by one...I like it

Greg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 593 times:

Actually, that story is false.

Nolte, who did not care for Bryant Gumbell's line of questioning on a live interview, told him that on the air to embarass him.

He later retracted the story and apologized.

Ukair From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 278 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 586 times:

You could always try one of those electronic gagets to zap those unwanted folicles.

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 19, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 583 times:

Ukair. I would not recommend one of those "electronic gagets". I tried to remove some ass hair like that...and well, it was weeks before I could actually sit down to ahhhhh go, and I still have the scars there now. Nothing worse than electric burns...especially in that area.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

Stretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2561 posts, RR: 19
Reply 20, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 579 times:

Greg: Nolte may indeed have retracted the surgery story, but the syndrome that bears his name is for real! With airplanes, it's known via "gravity drop" landing gear. KROC: watch your ass!

Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!

Sccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5093 posts, RR: 28
Reply 21, posted (11 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 577 times:

One day, while hangin' out (no pun intended) by the pool with our families, an old friend asked:

"What I wanna know is, why is it that all the hair that's not growing on my head anymore, is growing on your back"?

Wife howled. I cringed. Oh well.

Aren't you all glad I shared?

...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...

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