Ferengi80 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2007, 667 posts, RR: 0 Posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 3588 times:
Society 'It Girl' Clare Irby appeared in Isleworth Crown Court in London yesterday charged with being drunk on board an aircraft. According to reports in today's Daily Mirror she allowed a male passenger to fondle her breasts while they consumed three bottles of wine. She also stripped to her panties in full view of other passengers. She was flying from Bangalore to Heathrow with Kingfisher Airlines on 26th March this year when alleged incident took place.
Fridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1383 posts, RR: 11 Reply 1, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 3519 times:
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KC135TopBoom From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 11708 posts, RR: 52 Reply 3, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 3447 times:
Quoting Ferengi80 (Thread starter): According to reports in today's Daily Mirror she allowed a male passenger to fondle her breasts while they consumed three bottles of wine. She also stripped to her panties in full view of other passengers.
MCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8553 posts, RR: 14 Reply 5, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 3412 times:
I do not care who she is, she deserves the maximum sentence for this behavior. I have no sympthay for her.
Yellowstone From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 3071 posts, RR: 7 Reply 6, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 3404 times:
Quoting LMP737 (Reply 4): Three bottles of wine between the two of them!?
Two glasses is about enough for me, could not imagine sharing three bottles.
I'd guess they were probably the dinky little airline-sized bottles of wine.
Hydrogen is an odorless, colorless gas which, given enough time, turns into people.
Tiger119 From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 1919 posts, RR: 0 Reply 7, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 3380 times:
Wow, an attractive women. I wonder how good she looked like after three bottles of wine. And why did the airline serve three bottles? I would interested in knowing.
David
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SW733 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6072 posts, RR: 10 Reply 9, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 3269 times:
Quoting Ferengi80 (Thread starter): she allowed a male passenger to fondle her breasts while they consumed three bottles of wine
Steeler83 From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 8809 posts, RR: 19 Reply 11, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 3121 times:
I guess she couldn't get to a cheap motel in the greater London area soon enough.
Either that, or she just could not find one and preferred the mile high club anyway...
Hey I'm tryin' here!
Quoting Phoenix9 (Reply 10): Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 5):
I do not care who she is....I have no sympthay for her.
This is for you:
I don't approve of her behavior either, but I had to laugh out loud at this one!
Do not bring stranger girt into your room. The stranger girt is dangerous, it will hurt your life.
Phoenix9 From Canada, joined Aug 2007, 2546 posts, RR: 8 Reply 13, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 3088 times:
Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 12): Someone must have taken some pictures with their cell phone or something...surely.
All the evidence must be totally bared in the court. They say justice is blind, well I say let her see the evidence in full view and simultaneously telecasted throughout the world.
Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 14, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 3065 times:
So a tart got tipsy and allowed someone to adjust her equipment and now people want her to pay the piper..
Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 5): she deserves the maximum sentence for this behavior. I have no sympthay for her.
Strangely it appears the maximum penalty is a public spanking (in Y class with a safety card)
LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12333 posts, RR: 12 Reply 18, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2891 times:
For some people, drinking + flying = bad behavior. Both of them should be charged for their dumb and for what most people consider offensive behavior, preferably with lots of money - none of it from 'daddy'. Just because she may be 'hottie' is no excuse. She probably is as dumb as a rock, no common sense, and somewhat of a tramp to be letting the guy fondle her.
Pgh234 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 790 posts, RR: 1 Reply 19, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2878 times:
Quoting SW733 (Reply 9): Note to self: Fly Kingfisher more often.
Even without this Ms. Irby on the aircraft...Kingfisher's FA's are quite nice on their own.
N1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 25852 posts, RR: 79 Reply 20, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2852 times:
UN_B732 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 4286 posts, RR: 5 Reply 21, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2761 times:
That is one very lucky passenger Reminds me of my bad luck when I fly - whenever I'm in coach, the hot girls are up front, whenever I'm up front, the hot girls are in the back.
Aaron747 From Japan, joined Aug 2003, 7635 posts, RR: 28 Reply 23, posted (3 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2661 times:
Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 15): And all the hype over AVOD. This show would be the only IFE you need.
So that's where Hooters Air went wrong!
In any case, none of this has anything on the Japanese take on this sort of thing. Walk into any adult video shop here and you can find an entire fetish section devoted to flight attendant / female passenger scenarios...some of them a little too well developed I'd say (they film on retired aircraft even!). Japanese guys are really into that.
If you need someone to blame / throw a rock in the air / you'll hit someone guilty
25 Euclid: You're just pissed off that it wasn't you in the seat beside her. Jealousy makes you nasty. If I was on that plane I would be cheering very loudly.
26 DocLightning: OK, boys... ...what if was an equally hot guy? P.S. I'm very impressed/disappointed that this hasn't become an impromptu "would you hit it?" thread ye
27 Fabo: Couldnt be bothered. What strikes me, as per Solnabos post, she had her two year old son with her, like, WTF? Provided she really did not get that mu
28 Superfly: Read the very first reply. Keep in mind folks, she is a member of the Guinness family so she is probably drunk all teh time.
29 ShyFlyer: Absolutely! She deserves a proper spanking. I volunteer to administer them.
30 DocLightning: We just lost our collective interest. Signed, -All the straight guys on a.net.
31 Sudden: Who cares! She was able to perform, so let her do it for you. Oh gee, someone is a bit cranky. Could also be that he's pissed cause he was not seated
32 Nighthawk: last time I looked being a lightweight wasnt against the law, just as well for GKirk
33 Rabenschlag: What is so bad about their behavior? Easily, I can think of numerous behaviors which are much worse in my humble opinion but are accepted nevertheless
36 Ihadapheo: what would you suggest 10-15 (seconds) of err, hhmm, ah yes ... "hard time"?
37 Phoenix9: or being ridden like a Mack truck? Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall kinda thing?
38 Ihadapheo: I think that would have happened if they did not stop the frisky frenzy
39 MD11Engineer: Still better than the inflatable sheep dolls (with ALL orifices!) I´ve seen in an Irish adult shop (I nearly collapsed laughing when I saw this!). G
40 UH60FtRucker: I read that at one point, after stripping down, she rubbed her ta*nt down the carpet of the aisle, like a dog itching its butt! And was yelling about
41 Elite: Being a bit uptight there! Why not sit back, relax, and enjoy the show... and ride
42 IHadAPheo: In this case perhaps it would be best to be the first person to get on and off the "ride" IHAP
43 Andz: Beat me to it![Edited 2009-09-19 11:36:17]
44 Ihadapheo: Wow that stinks, a sure way to stain her reputation IHAP
46 Ihadapheo: I heard that two carpets were damaged and needed serious trimming to return them to their former glory IHAP oh look a bunny, floating the gears and s
47 Phoenix9: Did the carpets match the drapes?... and I mean in colour, not size
48 Ihadapheo: the carpet was a very short indoor/outdoor type pile and was a close match to the drapes (err widow shades). Both had to be cleaned due to the rub dow
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Reminds me of my bad luck when I fly - whenever I'm in coach, the hot girls are up front, whenever I'm up front, the hot girls are in the back.
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