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Top 10 Reasons Why It's Better To Be Stupid  
User currently offlineTeahan From Germany, joined Nov 1999, 5301 posts, RR: 61
Posted (13 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1666 times:

10. Nobody cares if you act stupid.

9. You can hold a firm belief in something like the existence of "space-cats" and nobody holds it against you.

8. The ability to inhale eggs through your nose is very popular at parties.

7. You can easily become the President of the United States.

6. Lucky Charms. For you they really are magically delicious.

5. You already know the answer to the question: "What are you, stupid?"

4. You are now categorized. i.e.: Trekkies, Goths, Hackers, stupid people, etc.

3. You can talk to animals. At least you think you can.

2. It's like being in grade 8 for your whole life.

1. Breaking stuff. It never gets old.

     

Jeremiah Teahan




Goodbye SR-LX MD-11 / 6th of March 1991 to the 31st of October 2004
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User currently offlineBranvan3k From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 168 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (13 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1651 times:

" 7. You can easily become the President of the United States. "

Hey now! Bush hasn't won just yet!


User currently offlineSn330 From Belgium, joined Nov 2004, 16 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (13 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1650 times:

Another Reason:
If your parents are rich and loaded, you can just sit on your arse your entire life and not do anything, and nobody will think that you are an underachiever


User currently offlineDeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (13 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1632 times:

AND BETTER YET, you can claim to have invented the internet and people wouldn't give you a second look!

User currently offlineZRH From Switzerland, joined Nov 1999, 5569 posts, RR: 36
Reply 4, posted (13 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1615 times:

Branvan3k: you are right, Bush hasn't won yet. But if he wins, who is more stupid? He or the voters?

User currently offlineBlink182 From Azerbaijan, joined Oct 1999, 5482 posts, RR: 15
Reply 5, posted (13 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1610 times:

BranVan3K- So true, So-true!
here is another one- If your parents are loaded with cash and own a big company, you can be stupid, not go to school or college and still be CEO of the company when your father steps down! and still people will dub you as the term: smarty!
rgds,
blink182



Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
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