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If Aliens Came To Earth, Who Would Meet Them?  
User currently offlinePanAm747 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 4242 posts, RR: 9
Posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1244 times:

If they did land here, who would be the one to meet them and speak to them?

In the old movies it was always an Army General, or some scientists.

I think Kofi Annan, GWB, and mabye David Beckham.


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User currently offlineLH423 From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 6501 posts, RR: 54
Reply 1, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days ago) and read 1224 times:

I vote for Osama bin Laden, so they can take him back to their ship and perform anal probes on him  Big thumbs up

LH423



« On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux » Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
User currently offlineBlink182 From Azerbaijan, joined Oct 1999, 5480 posts, RR: 15
Reply 2, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days ago) and read 1214 times:

LH423- Do you mind if I throw Saddam Hussein in there too? Big grin

blink



Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 202 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1206 times:

Would the aliens in question be hostile or benevolent?

User currently offlineLH423 From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 6501 posts, RR: 54
Reply 4, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1201 times:

TWAL1011: We're talking anal probes here, à la South Park. How benevolent can they be?  Smile

blink: If an anal probe was good enough for the kids of South Park, I'm sure that they can accomodate Saddam!

LH423



« On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux » Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
User currently offlineTWAL1011 From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 202 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1199 times:

Well, if we're talking anal probes, I can think of quite a list of people to send, all to be un-named, of course.

User currently offlineKolobokman From Russia, joined Oct 2000, 1180 posts, RR: 6
Reply 6, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1191 times:

If GWB goes to speak to them we all are DOOMED!!

kolobok



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User currently offlineRalgha From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 1614 posts, RR: 6
Reply 7, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1182 times:

You're assuming that we would even know they were here, which we probably wouldn't, and also that we would recognize them as life forms, which we probably wouldn't, or that we would recognize their ship as a ship, which we probably wouldn't.

 Big thumbs up



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User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1172 times:

could we please send Oprah and Miss Cleo. Oprah knows everything and Miss Cleo "sees" everything so the aliens would find them most useful


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User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7153 posts, RR: 13
Reply 9, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1163 times:

Jerry Springer...think of the mayhem...
the name of that show can be "Reunited at last with my Biological Mother/Father" and star anyone that has ever been on Jerry Springer.
Other titles for the special live broadcasting...
"Honey I love you, but I'm in a lesbian Alien love triangle"
"I'm a hybrid alien/human so I don't need you anymore, I can reproduce by myself"


User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 1159 times:

Why must we have someone from the US? I think we need someone from a less wealthy nation (such as Ethiopia, Tuvalu, Bangldesh etc) to meet these aliens as we do not want to come across as brash unintelligent Mcdonalds eating animals (no offence intended as this goes for all of the western world).

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29791 posts, RR: 58
Reply 11, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1144 times:

Remember that South Park episode where the Ethiopian kid ends up with the Aliens spacecraft?


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