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User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1062 times:
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Ridiculous post i know. But it's Sunday, it's cloudy here and i'm seriously bored!

Someone tell me something amazing

Tell me something funny

tell me something scary

tell me something weird.

Lighten up my day someone please!!!!!!!!!!!! Big grin

Arsenal@LHR


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User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1027 times:

Amazing: there are more stars than grains of sand on Miami beach.

Funny: An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a pub. The landlord says "what's this?! Some kind of joke?!"

Scary: The Challenger crew were probably concious for a significant time after the explosion.

Weird: Your nails and hair keep growing for days after you die.


User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 2, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1022 times:
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If the crew on the challenger were concious like u said, then that's friggin' scary! imagine what they went through!!

LOL! the joke was funny!




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User currently offlineSonic From Lithuania, joined Jan 2000, 1670 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1016 times:

Scary...
A man decided to make love with woman. So they decided to go up to a hill in the outskirts of city and do that there. Well, they started, and a storm came. One lightning bolt striked them. Girl was dead, but boy was still alive. However, the bolt "glued" them so they couldn't split up. Man, looking to his dead girl, started to vomitt on her face and opened mouth. He vomitted and vomitted until his stomach was empty. However, a bear smelled the food in man's vommits. It came and started to lick that from girl's face. Soon enought the bear decided to taste the corpse itself. It started eating her just in man's eyes and he couldn't split away. Bear stopped that when the corpse was eaten to about a half, only the bottom half left. Bear also tasted a man's face, but after that, got away. After about a day, a man was found by several schoolgirls on an excurtion...


User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 4, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1013 times:
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Sonic,

Is that true? and where did it happen?

Arsenal@LHR



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User currently offlineVickybiccy From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2002, 212 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1004 times:

FUNNY:

You may or may not know that I am a big fan of bad jokes... so hope you can see it in your heart to realise this IS funny!!...

Two old ladies were sitting on the bus going home from a trip to the shops. They'd had a lovely day and were just discussing what they were gonna have for tea! Anyway, the bus stopped and picked up a couple of passengers, on of them was a man in a long grey coat who consequently flashed at them.

One of them had a stroke............................. but .....................................the other one couldn't quite reach!!!


User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 6, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 997 times:
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I didn't get that joke unfortunately.


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User currently offlineSonic From Lithuania, joined Jan 2000, 1670 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 995 times:

Arsenal, I think it is urban legend. I doubt this happened in reality. Original story mentions Seattle I believe...

User currently offlineVickybiccy From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2002, 212 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 993 times:

Stroke : brain disorder

Stroke: Gentle caress!

Does that explain it!??


User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 9, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 980 times:
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Oh, LOL! I get it! Big grin


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User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 10, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 971 times:

Amazing? Hrmm...I remember reading somewhere that a strand of DNA is four miles long.

Funny? I don't risk posting the picture itself, so here's the link  Smile http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ch/1991/ch910417.gif






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User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 11, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 964 times:
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I have an interesting fact:

The total amount of fuel that can fill up a 767-400's tanks can fill up 1,200 minivans!

Arsenal@LHR



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User currently offlineIMissPiedmont From United States of America, joined May 2001, 6278 posts, RR: 34
Reply 12, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 946 times:

Well let's see. There are in facr more stars presumed to exist than grains of sand in the enire world, not just Miami beach.

For silly, how's this?
When you walk through a creek
and an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray.

I think perhaps you have to be older to understand this one though.



Quit calling an airport ramp "Tarmac" and a taxiway "runway".
User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 13, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 930 times:

Took me a bit Piedmont, but that's clever  Laugh out loud


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User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 45
Reply 14, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 929 times:

Weird: Your nails and hair keep growing for days after you die Urban Legend all the way... The skin retracts and shrivels after death, giving the appearance of growth. But your nails and hair are not live cells anyway, so there's no way for them to continue growing after death.

Weird:
I have 9-1/2 fingers. I was born with only 9. How did this happen? (This is real, not a joke.)

redngold



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User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5003 posts, RR: 21
Reply 15, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 920 times:

What's the most popular question in a gay bar?

"Can I push your stool in for you?"



Next Up: STL-LGA-RIC-ATL-STL
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11529 posts, RR: 15
Reply 16, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 900 times:

Something scary? You should see me when I wake up! LOL
Ozark: I haven't heard that one in a long time! LOL
A gay man from the mid-west visits the Space Needle in Seattle for the first time. He looks out over the Puget Sound and asks what the ships are. Someone says they are ferrys to which he replys "I didn't know we had our own navy!"



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User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11529 posts, RR: 15
Reply 17, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 896 times:

I am sitting here drinking (SKYY Blue. WOO-HOO) and I am wondering why some states limit the times when alcohol can be served. In Oregon it's (I think) 7AM to 2:30AM and Washington is (I think) 6AM to 2AM.


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 885 times:

It's illegal to break the law...

Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineRogueTrader From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (12 years 2 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 873 times:

Seb146,

I think drinking hours are a compromise from the time when alcohol was outright illegal. Also, many people who drink agree that its not healthy to be drinking between 2 and 8 in the morning anyway. A lot of foreign countries have similar rules, although a lot don't.

In many states, including my own, there are counties and cities that are 'dry' = meaning no alcohol is sold. Hard liquor can not be sold on Sunday in liquor stores: although it can in bars. Also, some other cities limit alcohol hours further than the state does, and some other places allow drinking in only private clubs.

I think the 2am rule has probably been good for me, although I love trips to New Orleans, Vegas, Amsterdam, etc... where the party never stops. There is nothing quite like sunrise on Bourbon Street.

kind regards,

RogueTrader


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