USAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 54 Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5167 times:
CELEBRITY JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!! I love it so much, so many great lines but they only run it like 2 or 3 times a season...but here is the best one....
Sean Connery: "(laughs)...This is my lucky day. I'll take "The Rapists" for $200"
Alex Trebek: "Thats THERAPISTS, not The Rapists"
The above is IMO the greatest SNL line ever...
My favorite aviation related SNL line comes from a Chevy Chase SNL Weekend update back in the 70's that my mom showed me on a tape:
"In other news today, the Concorde made its first flight to Rio de Janeiro today but arrived 40 minutes late after it overshot South America"...
Greg
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Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38507 posts, RR: 80 Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5162 times:
I haven't seen SNL in almost 2 years now.
I loved the political humor.
Dan Hartman did a great Bill Clinton and Dana Carvey did a great George H. Bush.
The guy who did GW is great too.
My favorite line:
"McCain, you may have won New Hampshire but I am going to win Old Hampshire!".
Dennis Miller did the best Weekend Update.
I miss the Church Lady too.
Skyway1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5157 times:
I loved the skit where Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze were trying out for the Chip N' Dales. That skit was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I don't even know how long ago that was though. I also found the skit of Chris Cattan and the Rock acting like monkeys extremely hilarious as well.
Dash8king From Canada, joined Nov 2001, 2742 posts, RR: 12 Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5153 times:
Basically anything with the late Chris Farley, he was awesome. I also like Tracy Morgan, Phil Hartman and now that one guy I forget his name but he does Weekend update with that chick.
Kcle From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 686 posts, RR: 0 Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 5145 times:
I love the cartoons by Robert Smigel, they are sooo funny. I also love Celebrity Jeoparody. I never heard Therapists=The Rapists, but I have heard Anal Bum Cover and Ape Tit, which were An Album Cover and A Petit Dejionarie or something like that.
Hurricane From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 1440 posts, RR: 1 Reply 7, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 5138 times:
Gotta be jeopardy, Matt (thought it was Nick...) Foley;motivational speaker, and Will Ferrel and Ana Gasteyer doing the old lady and the man singing top 40 songs....you know which one that is, but its hard to put into words. And then there's weekend update and the political coverage which is awesome!
FlyVirgin744 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 1313 posts, RR: 1 Reply 8, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 5136 times:
I have all the Celebrity Jeopardys downloaded. You can find them all on Kazaa.
While those are funny, the best skits of all time has to be Phil Hartman and the Anal Retentive Chef. Bar none.
Sometimes I go about in pity for myself and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky.
Hurricane From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 1440 posts, RR: 1 Reply 10, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 5129 times:
Hate to break it for ya, Jt8D727, but Cheri Oteri was never in the Delicious Dish...it was Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon. Still a great skit though!...
Hurricane From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 1440 posts, RR: 1 Reply 11, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 5128 times:
My bad, Jt8d727... I misread your post...
Still a funny skit, though...
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 18, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 5105 times:
My favorite is Chad Thomas doing skits on the etiquet of beer amounts. Like 22oz (steady gulps), 40oz(Get-Get your drink on), 64oz(Guzzle it, so your homeboy's don't try and get some), 12oz(sip it so it lasts).
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Yyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 15990 posts, RR: 59 Reply 22, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 5080 times:
There are many that make me crack up. Molly Shannon doing the school girl Mary Catherine Gallagher; Mike Meyers as Dieter, the Jewish lady (verklempt); Dana Carvey as the Church Lady; Ana Gasteyer as Celine Dion. The show is rebounding, not that I'm ever home on SN to see it live of course.
Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
Lortab 7.5mg From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 805 posts, RR: 12 Reply 23, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 5079 times:
747buff From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 706 posts, RR: 0 Reply 24, posted (11 years 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 5071 times:
Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald
Has anyone seen David Spade as a flight attendant for Total Bastard Airlines?
Delta gets you there.
25 Lt-AWACS: Old school: Two wild and crazy guys New School: Celeb Jeopardy Best fake commercial: Colon Blow special: William Shatner making fun of trekkies at a s
26 DesertJets: Of the classic SNL I love the cheeseburger skit. I think Dan Akroyd was into. What about Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood with Eddie Murphy???
27 B737-112: Did you guys see that skit where everybody at the dinnertable was feeding that one 'kid' character out of their mouths? They said he couldn't chew foo
28 KAL_LM: I really love the commercials like "Oops I crapped my Pants" and the "This is you mother's pad!" had me and my fiance' laughing our butts off! Love it
29 4holer: Several of the above have mentioned some of my faves. Some not mentioned: Tina Fey on WU..."Scientists have announced a new female version of Viagra,
30 Sccutler: Rabbi Teplitz performing the briss in the back seat of the 1978 Royal Deluxe II. For those who remember the old Mercury Marquis commercials, what a ho
33 Hurricane: Huh? Gerald Ford died? Thats horrible! You are kidding, right? This isn't really the right thread...
34 Ihadapheo: ah yes the favorite SNL bit..... 1) best, charactor Dominican Lou.. on playing dominoes against the Big Blue computer "I can bhee hihm" 2) best, comer
35 CVG777: The Gerald Ford Died Today is one of the funniest SNL skits ever. Dana Carvey played a Tom Brokaw who was taking the winter off to spend in Barbados,
36 Hurricane: HA! Now I remember that one! Been a while since I'd seen it! HA! And I thought Jerry was dead... D'oh!
37 Lax: "Jane, you ignorant slut!! When one talks about the dangers of drugs, one isn't concerned with the casual user -- such as yourself -- who bows to soci
38 Redngold: Weekend Update! I go home on Saturday nights in time to see that skit. I think Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon are great. Tina Fey, on the 2000 Election fia
39 Notdownnlocked: My favorite is "Pat" and his/her strange laugh.
40 SR117: Hmmm, many to choose from, but I'd just have to say.... Toonces the driving cat. He even had his own 30 minute special once !!!
41 Seb146: Coffee Talk with Linda Richman "I will give you a topic. The Italian Neo-Realist movement in film was neither a movement, nor was it Italian nor was i
42 USAFHummer: Oh man, toonces is a classic, the end scene where the car inevitably rolls over a cliff is one of the funniest things ever with physical comedy to me.
43 Vulindlela: Anybody seen the Val Kilmer bit where he plays Iceman from TopGun as a 727 pilot? He gets in the cockpit and keeps telling the copilot that he is dang
44 Beefmoney: Has to be Celebrity Jeopardy, Question: "This color ends in 'urple'" Answer:"What is 'Light Urple'"? LMAO
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