http://twitter.com/TSAgov

With all of the talk lately about the body scanners/patdowns and such, I stumbled on this account and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I figured all of you would get a kick out of it as well.

Some of the more memorable tweets:
"It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat."
"It's only groping if we wink."
"We touch you so the terrorists don't."
"Opt-out if you hate America, and kittens."