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Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO

varigb707 From United States of America, joined May 2006, 1217 posts, RR: 1
Posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 5 days ago) and read 3739 times:

Man arrested at SFO for having a "happy ending" during TSA pat down.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/

"Hey Now!"

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signol From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2007, 2948 posts, RR: 7
Reply 1, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 3725 times:

Something tells me that source is more of a spoof...

Still amusing though

signol

Flights booked: none :(

Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38485 posts, RR: 80
Reply 2, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 3666 times:

Did he exceed he 3oz. limit?

Bring back the Concorde

aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 3, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 3664 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
3oz. limit?

Boom!

Well played sir. And unless he's Peter North probably not

Go big or go home

Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38485 posts, RR: 80
Reply 4, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 3647 times:

Quoting aa61hvy (Reply 4):
And unless he's Peter North probably not

being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

I hope he get's off.

Bring back the Concorde

signol From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2007, 2948 posts, RR: 7
Reply 5, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 3633 times:

Quoting varigb707 (Reply 2):

Quote from the "About" page on the site:

About

Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.

signol

Flights booked: none :(

Dreadnought From United States of America, joined Feb 2008, 7753 posts, RR: 22
Reply 6, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 3627 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 5):

I hope he get's off.

Waaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa!

He already did.

Veni Vidi Castratavi Illegitimos

UK_Dispatcher From United Arab Emirates, joined Dec 2001, 2550 posts, RR: 33
Reply 7, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 3609 times:

I love the name - Percy Cummings!

seb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9798 posts, RR: 17
Reply 8, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 3577 times:

Quoting varigb707 (Thread starter):
Man arrested at SFO for having a "happy ending" during TSA pat down.

That's some funny stuff right there....

I was listening to someone on the radio last week saying how he wanted the lights dimmed at the security check points, some wine, Barry White playing softly in the back ground and a gay man to pat him down because gay men know how to touch another man.....

GO CANUCKS GO!!

fridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1383 posts, RR: 11
Reply 9, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 3099 times:

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I thought SFO used a private contractor instead of TSA?

Can someone elaborate?

Thanks,

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Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38485 posts, RR: 80
Reply 10, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 3005 times:

Quoting fridgmus (Reply 9):
I thought SFO used a private contractor instead of TSA?

Can someone elaborate?

I think they look for Private Dicks for this position.

Bring back the Concorde

photopilot From Cuba, joined Jul 2002, 2439 posts, RR: 20
Reply 11, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 2932 times:

I wonder if the evidence will "Stand Up" in court?

Cadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9081 posts, RR: 34
Reply 12, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2900 times:

According to police, their case went limp after lack of evidence after the incident.

Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.

PC12Fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2007, 2236 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2825 times:

Alegedly the TSA agent may losing their job over this. Rumor has it there is stiff competition for this position.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'!

petitechoux From Canada, joined Oct 2010, 23 posts, RR: 6
Reply 14, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 2509 times:

hahaha i absolutely love this story.
good for him

bisous

Mudboy From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 1167 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 2500 times:

No, I heard they didn't arrest him for blowing it, it was for lighting up a smoke after

petitechoux From Canada, joined Oct 2010, 23 posts, RR: 6
Reply 16, posted (2 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 2482 times:

hahahaha

i would totally do something like this!!

KevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51
Reply 17, posted (2 years 5 months 1 week 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2339 times:

This is typical media exploitation of a touchy subject. It's not hard news, so they massage the headline to make it look bigger. Then when it comes on the front page, people will eat it up.

474218, Carl, You will be missed.

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