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Man Arrested For Having A "happy Ending" @ SFO  
User currently offlinevarigb707 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days ago) and read 4739 times:

Man arrested at SFO for having a "happy ending" during TSA pat down.   
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/

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User currently offlinesignol From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2007, 3018 posts, RR: 8
Reply 1, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4725 times:

Something tells me that source is more of a spoof...

Still amusing though  

signol



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40008 posts, RR: 74
Reply 2, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4666 times:

Did he exceed he 3oz. limit?


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User currently offlineaa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 3, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4664 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
3oz. limit?

Boom!

Well played sir. And unless he's Peter North probably not  



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40008 posts, RR: 74
Reply 4, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4647 times:

Quoting aa61hvy (Reply 4):
And unless he's Peter North probably not
being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

I hope he get's off.



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User currently offlinesignol From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2007, 3018 posts, RR: 8
Reply 5, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4633 times:

Quoting varigb707 (Reply 2):

Quote from the "About" page on the site:

About

Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.

signol



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User currently offlineDreadnought From United States of America, joined Feb 2008, 8913 posts, RR: 24
Reply 6, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 4627 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 5):

I hope he get's off.

Waaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa!

He already did.



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User currently offlineUK_Dispatcher From United Arab Emirates, joined Dec 2001, 2597 posts, RR: 30
Reply 7, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 4609 times:

I love the name - Percy Cummings!

User currently offlineseb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11759 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 4577 times:

Quoting varigb707 (Thread starter):
Man arrested at SFO for having a "happy ending" during TSA pat down.

That's some funny stuff right there....

I was listening to someone on the radio last week saying how he wanted the lights dimmed at the security check points, some wine, Barry White playing softly in the back ground and a gay man to pat him down because gay men know how to touch another man.....



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User currently offlinefridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1442 posts, RR: 11
Reply 9, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 4099 times:
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I thought SFO used a private contractor instead of TSA?

Can someone elaborate?

Thanks,

F



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40008 posts, RR: 74
Reply 10, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 4005 times:

Quoting fridgmus (Reply 9):
I thought SFO used a private contractor instead of TSA?

Can someone elaborate?

I think they look for Private Dicks for this position.



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User currently offlinephotopilot From Canada, joined Jul 2002, 2799 posts, RR: 18
Reply 11, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 3932 times:

I wonder if the evidence will "Stand Up" in court?  

User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 12, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 3900 times:

According to police, their case went limp after lack of evidence after the incident.


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User currently offlinePC12Fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2007, 2457 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 3825 times:

Alegedly the TSA agent may losing their job over this. Rumor has it there is stiff competition for this position.


Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'!
User currently offlinepetitechoux From Canada, joined Oct 2010, 23 posts, RR: 4
Reply 14, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 3509 times:

hahaha i absolutely love this story.
good for him  

bisous


User currently offlineMudboy From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 1167 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 3500 times:

No, I heard they didn't arrest him for blowing it, it was for lighting up a smoke after 

User currently offlinepetitechoux From Canada, joined Oct 2010, 23 posts, RR: 4
Reply 16, posted (3 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 3482 times:

hahahaha

i would totally do something like this!!


User currently offlineKevinL1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 17, posted (3 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 3339 times:

This is typical media exploitation of a touchy subject. It's not hard news, so they massage the headline to make it look bigger. Then when it comes on the front page, people will eat it up.


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