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An Aviation Romance  
User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5666 posts, RR: 20
Posted (5 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 3331 times:

Sent by a friend:

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me
into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low,
reassuring voice close to my ear.

"Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused
hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my
calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I
should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so
experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and
partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing
fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm,
full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching,
knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid
them down my tingling spine to my underwear.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge.
A man not accustomed to taking 'no' for an answer. A man who would tell me
what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...

"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling.
Holding out my purse, he said, "You can board your flight now."



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User currently offlinePlainplane From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 859 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (5 years 5 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2945 times:

I assume this is supposed to be a story about a TSA agent giving a "pat down" to a female member of the traveling public?

User currently offlineLoneStarMike From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 4028 posts, RR: 31
Reply 2, posted (5 years 5 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 2634 times:

It was cute, but here's one from youtube my dad just played for me. I thought it was hilarious.


It's called "Grandma Got Molested at the Airport" and sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer


User currently offlineMWHCVT From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2008, 899 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (5 years 5 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2371 times:

That was quite good, here and old one but still a good one, not and aviation one by the way

A Girls First Time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?


Must think up a new one soon, slow moving brain trying to get into gear ;)
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