Mcringring From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (13 years 12 months 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 2170 times:
Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They get blown out on the same day every year.
A soccer hooligan appeared in court charged with disorderly conduct and assault. The arresting officer, giving evidence, stated that the accused had thrown something into the canal. `What exactly was it that he threw into the canall' asked the magistrate.
'Well, that's hardly an offence is it?'
'It was in this case, sir,' said the police officer. 'Stones was the referee.'
Silverfox From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 1060 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (13 years 12 months 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2135 times:
Posh and Becks had just returned from New York shopping
Becks was asked where they went?
Oh he says i can recall the name of a railway station
the interviewer assisted
Yea thats it
Victoria, Where did we go shopping?
Paulc From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 1490 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (13 years 12 months 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2086 times:
Sir Alex Ferguson is on who wants to be a millionaire and it is a the final quesition. The question is which animal lives in a sett A) badger B)rabbit c) Fox D) Cuckoo. Fergie is stumped so uses 50/50 which gets rid of B & C. He is still unsure so he uses pfone a friend and get david beckham.
Beckham is 100% sure that the answer is A so fergie goes for A and wins the money.
Next day at training fergie asks beckham why he was so certain it was not cuckoo - 'easy' says beckham 'everybody knows they live in clocks'