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poz2brs From UK - England, joined Mar 2010, 227 posts, RR: 0
Posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1520 times:

I know this has probably been discussed before still I was wondering what everybody would wish as their epitaph?

Mine would have to be "it's me, I confess". That should keep people guessing for some time.

I'm finding it hard to believe, I'm in Devon.

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scbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 11359 posts, RR: 50
Reply 1, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

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My wife's will be "Veni vidi visa" - I came, I saw, I did some shopping.

Four more years!

comorin From United States of America, joined May 2005, 4671 posts, RR: 17
Reply 2, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1482 times:

My epitaph will be "Deleted by Mods..."

Luftfahrer From Germany, joined Mar 2009, 965 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1479 times:

Quoting scbriml (Reply 1):

I know a few persons where "Veni vidi vodka" would fit pretty well.

Et là tu montes encore plus haut et ça persiste, alors on vole

MadameConcorde From San Marino, joined Feb 2007, 10243 posts, RR: 40
Reply 4, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1478 times:

i came, I saw, I Concorde.

There was a better way to fly it was called Concorde

Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 20850 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1466 times:

"Anybody not annoyed yet? Well, you've had your chance!"

Fly2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1461 times:

Quoting Klaus (Reply 5):
"Anybody not annoyed yet? Well, you've had your chance!"

I was expecting something like:

Mine will be: "I died and all I got was this lousy epitaph"

kiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8435 posts, RR: 15
Reply 7, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1439 times:

How about "this account is no longer active"

Only kidding , to be honest I wasn't planning on having one at all .

Moderation in all things ... including moderation ;-)

MadameConcorde From San Marino, joined Feb 2007, 10243 posts, RR: 40
Reply 8, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1437 times:

Quoting kiwiandrew (Reply 7):
How about "this account is no longer active"

There was a better way to fly it was called Concorde

WestJetForLife From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 814 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1415 times:

"Barkeep, another round."

Three words that I utter every weekend at the local bar after the girlfriend and I pay off rent/bills. It's almost become my trademark phrase.

Nik

I need a drink.

ShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1400 times:

Epitaph?

I'm torn between...

Quote:
The report of my death was an exaggeration.

...and...

Quote:

Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati,
Cincinnati, WKRP.

Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town and up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.

I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati.

NoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7796 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1370 times:

"Pardon me for not rising"

But I still want a burial at sea (not right now, though).

I support the right to arm bears

BAViscount From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 2338 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 1361 times:

"I'm not dead, I'm just waiting for the alarm I forgot to set.".

Well either that, or:

"Hmm, think I might take a duvet day."!

Ladies & gentlemen this is Captain Tobias Wilcock welcoming you aboard Coconut Airways flight 372 to Bridgetown Barb

poz2brs From UK - England, joined Mar 2010, 227 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 1347 times:

Quoting kiwiandrew (Reply 7):
How about "this account is no longer active"

Or "this life has veered too far off-topic and has been locked (in a box)" a must for every mod!

I'm finding it hard to believe, I'm in Devon.

photopilot From Cuba, joined Jul 2002, 2439 posts, RR: 20
Reply 14, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1332 times:

The object of life is not to arrive at the grave intact and in a well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, broken down and well used, screaming "Holy shit! What a ride!"..... and it was!!!!!

UAL747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1329 times:

"Do not Disturb"

"His minister always told him the apocalypse was near, he died wating."

"Lord have Mercy On His Homosexual Soul." - Well, that might be one my grandmother chooses.

UAL

AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18832 posts, RR: 64
Reply 16, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1310 times:

"Died from good living through no fault of his own."

International Homo of Mystery

Ken777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7442 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1265 times:

One of my all time favorites was "I Told You I Was Sick".

After my last few years of medical treatments I would really like "1944 - 2044"

Or "Wake Me For Meals".

DocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 16814 posts, RR: 57
Reply 18, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1242 times:

"Whew! That was quite a ride!"

Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 20850 posts, RR: 55
Reply 19, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1230 times:

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 6):
I was expecting something like:

Get a life – preferably before death.

aerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 6325 posts, RR: 14
Reply 20, posted (2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1198 times:

"to the Tax department: I lie here in the ground
to everyone else: I lie on a beach in Barbados..."

In actual fact I want to be dropped in a hole in the ground with no reference to the fact I was ever here....

Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 20850 posts, RR: 55
Reply 21, posted (2 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1193 times:

Quoting aerorobnz (Reply 20):
In actual fact I want to be dropped in a hole in the ground with no reference to the fact I was ever here....

You shouldn't have posted on the internet, then.

It's not at all unlikely that the a.net forums will survive us all in backup copies at Google and in other archives.

travelavnut From Netherlands, joined May 2010, 1380 posts, RR: 5
Reply 22, posted (2 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1189 times:

Quoting Luftfahrer (Reply 3):
Quoting scbriml (Reply 1):

I know a few persons where "Veni vidi vodka" would fit pretty well.

That would be me!

But mine would be; "404 - Page not Found"

Live From Amsterdam!

iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3304 posts, RR: 38
Reply 23, posted (2 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1166 times:

The Mandarin version of "Be gentle with the worms !"

WrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 9
Reply 24, posted (2 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1152 times:

Good kid, worked hard, played harder !

WrenchBender

Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......

25 ALTF4: "Hey honey, watch this!"

travelavnut: LOL BTW; I would like to change mine to; "D'OH!" Inspired by the greatest cartoon personality ever;

IMissPiedmont: Mine will be "See you Soon !"

28 GBLKD: Maybe.... "Died peacefully in his sleep, unlike his passengers who went out screaming in a big fireball"

29 JakeOrion: DRAT! Never saw the 787 enter service.

30 PC12Fan: Saw an interview with Dave Niehaus, the Seattle Mariners announcer who passed away not to long ago. He said he's like his to say this - "regular seaso

31 type-rated: "I tried to have patience, but all the stupid people of the world used it all up!"

32 mandala499: "Consider me gone..." (from a song by Sting)

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