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How Evil Are You?  
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19278 posts, RR: 58
Posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 2229 times:

People always say: "Oh, I wouldn't wish XXX on my worst enemy!"

So, what would you wish on your worst enemy?

My answer: Chronic daily migraines. With nausea.

C'mon, do your worst!

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User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3599 posts, RR: 15
Reply 1, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 2221 times:

Not on any enemy but the worst situation I could come up with:

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
C'mon, do your worst!

CHF and esophageal cancer with metastasis to the kidneys and colon, after 2 rounds of chemo and open resection.

Those are probably the worst, long term suffering illnesses I've seen patients go through and die from. Plus, I know the tests you doctors put them through that are degrading and completely useless. (no offense)

There are a lot of fatal brain and degenerative diseases I've seen that are bad but just don't last as long as CHF and bowel cancers.

God, I'm evil, haha. I still wouldn't wish anything like that on my worst enemy. Nobody should go through the torture of cancer or a long illness.



[Edited 2011-03-23 22:10:04]

User currently offlineJetsGo From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 3079 posts, RR: 5
Reply 2, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 2214 times:



 devil 

[Edited 2011-03-23 21:49:54]


Marine Corps Aviation, The Last To Let You Down!
User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7787 posts, RR: 52
Reply 3, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 2203 times:

I wish they wouldn't be my enemy. I don't consciously wish ill will against anyone, even douchebags like Osama bin Laden. Subconsciously though... I am very malicious... but I know how to control my actions. I don't wanna sound like a psycho but I've wondered if there's a way to connect a machine directly to the brain that bypasses your senses. The machine can make you feel incredible euphoria by sending the right signals to your brain, or to be evil, it can send pure pain....... But once again, I try and love my enemies (that's what Christianity REALLY preaches, right?)


Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 2198 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
So, what would you wish on your worst enemy?

That they not cross my path again. Seriously.

Yeah, it sounds kinda lame, but I've found that when I would start hatching schemes and daydreaming about my enemies getting the comeuppance, I expended so much time and energy that could just be channeled elsewhere. There's just no point in it anymore.


User currently offlinesignol From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2007, 2992 posts, RR: 8
Reply 5, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 2167 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
My answer: Chronic daily migraines. With nausea.

You're not a fan of pregnant women then?...

signol



Flights booked: none :(
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19278 posts, RR: 58
Reply 6, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 2152 times:

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 1):

CHF and esophageal cancer with metastasis to the kidneys and colon, after 2 rounds of chemo and open resection.

No no no. Chronic daily migraines cause daily suffering with no effect on physical health. So they get to live with it for a long time. Your scenario is over in months! Wholly inadequate.

Quoting DeltaMD90 (Reply 3):
I wish they wouldn't be my enemy.
Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 4):

That they not cross my path again. Seriously.

Yes, yes. Don't we all? You guys are no fun.  

When someone has seriously wronged me, I choose to dismiss that individual from my life.


User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3065 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 2150 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
So, what would you wish on your worst enemy?

Being as I'm a firm believer in karma, I wish exactly the same thing on my worst enemy as I do on my best friend: That whatever energy, good or bad, that they put out into the universe returns to them many times over.

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
My answer: Chronic daily migraines. With nausea.

Considering how many headaches and how much nausea my "worst enemy" causes every time he speaks, that does seem like appropriate retribution.



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User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19278 posts, RR: 58
Reply 8, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 2149 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 7):

Being as I'm a firm believer in karma, I wish exactly the same thing on my worst enemy as I do on my best friend: That whatever energy, good or bad, that they put out into the universe returns to them many times over.

I definitely agree with this sentiment. I do wish multi-drug resistant HIV on people who hold up "Thank God for AIDS" signs. But figure they're wishing it on themselves, anyway.


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31660 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 2082 times:

I may not be Evil.......But I can Retaliate with Impact.
In other words I never start a fight,but def finish one if unavoidable.



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4975 posts, RR: 21
Reply 10, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 2059 times:

When I was 10 y/o I set up an concentration camp for insects, they died horribly.


Next Up: STL-LGA-RIC-ATL-STL
User currently offlineBA6590 From UK - England, joined Jul 2007, 132 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 2041 times:

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 1):
Plus, I know the tests you doctors put them through that are degrading and completely useless. (no offense)

Tests that are degrading and useless? I work on a ward that deals with upper GI surgeries, oesophageal cancers form a bulk of our patients. What tests do we do that are degrading and useless?



"Never forget, the higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly" - Nietzsche -
User currently offlinecomorin From United States of America, joined May 2005, 4895 posts, RR: 16
Reply 12, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1974 times:

Panic Disorder with Agoraphobia and Vertigo. I cannot imagine anything worse. Except watching Gwyneth Paltrow sing.

User currently offlineFly2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1965 times:

The most painful death/torture/harm I can envision is being slowly, VERY slowly, dipped in a tub full of liquid nitrogen. Those of you that have felt frostbite or been subject to cryotherapy know what I'm talking about. An extremely sharp, piercing pain. Anyways, the procedure would start by restraining said enemy or undesirable person of my life (a few psycho bitches I've dealt with come to mind   ) in a vertical position, placing them over the tub of liquid nitrogen, and then slowly dipping them into said tub at a rate of 1" every 5 seconds, with a longer delay once I reach the level of their naughty bits, to further increase their suffering. Eventually once they are fully immersed, I'd let them simmer for quite a bit until I'm sure their body is fully frozen. At which point they would be extracted from the tub and then Id smash them with a sledgehammer, shattering their frozen body into millions of pieces.

Damn, I'm messed up   

But revenge is a dish best served cold, real cold, right?  

[Edited 2011-03-24 06:52:03]

User currently offlinecomorin From United States of America, joined May 2005, 4895 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1925 times:

This thread is useless without pictures...

User currently offlineKen777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 8162 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1912 times:

Being forced to listen to Sarah Palin talk for 3 hours every day for the rest of your life.

Worse?

Being married to Sarah Palin and only getting a 3 hour break each day while she talks to some poor soul who also has to listen to her every day.


User currently offlineAesma From France, joined Nov 2009, 6473 posts, RR: 9
Reply 16, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1899 times:

With anything that would last, at one point I would feel pity, so usually I just want to burn their house with them inside.


New Technology is the name we give to stuff that doesn't work yet. Douglas Adams
User currently offlineDeltaMD90 From United States of America, joined Apr 2008, 7787 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1879 times:

Oh I got one, this is pretty dark, and I'd NEVER do anything like this, but you gotta think that this would be baaaaaddddd. I would do nothing to them. I would hunt down every friend and relative they had at about 1 per month or so and take them all out maliciously with a note saying it's all my enemy's fault. I'd tell the enemy if he offed himself I'd continue to hunt down his loved ones, so he can't sacrifice himself for his friends/family. Of course, this would require me not to get caught, but this scenario is not real anyway. The emotional turmoil would be awful!

Someone should make a movie outta this!



Ironically I have never flown a Delta MD-90 :)
User currently offlineALTF4 From United States of America, joined Jul 2010, 1206 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1873 times:

Quoting Fly2HMO (Reply 13):

And I thought I was evil.



The above post is my opinion. Don't like it? Don't read it.
User currently offlineDocLightning From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 19278 posts, RR: 58
Reply 19, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1839 times:

Quoting JetsGo (Reply 2):

I think this one wins the prize so far.

HMO's is painful, but entirely too fast. Hell, it would take less than a day!


User currently offlineFly2HMO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1824 times:

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 19):
HMO's is painful, but entirely too fast. Hell, it would take less than a day!

Ah but you see it's still slow enough to make it seem like hours for whoever I'm intending to torture at the moment, and the speed of torture is fully variable according to my mood 

Another one I have in mind: Being buried alive, inside a tight casket buried next to an underground metro station line (for noise), with an oxygen and water supply to make the person stay alive as long as possible, and make sure said person has plenty of time to contemplate their sorry life. This would be very fitting for a certain someone who tore my heart to shreds   

I think I better stop now. I'm even disturbing myself.   


User currently offlinekaitak From Ireland, joined Aug 1999, 12398 posts, RR: 37
Reply 21, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1825 times:

I used to be quite evil, then I cut it down to once a week (Tuesdays) and now, I'm off it for lent.

I can do no better than emulating the words of the immortal Cpl. Klinger when wishing ill on my enemies:

"May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits".


User currently offlineAGM100 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 5407 posts, RR: 17
Reply 22, posted (3 years 3 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1803 times:

Not right for every one but sometimes .,,, being good to a "enemy" is torture enough.

I my case ... a certain individual who spent allot of energy , time and money trying to prove how bad I was in the end lost. I was certainly assigned a heavy load of responsibilities and burden over a long period of time however revenge in time is truly sweet. Years have passed and every time a fulfill my responsibilities and prove the case that I was not the person they made me out to be they have to recognize it. They will go to their grave many years from now with the responsibility of dishonesty , greed , loneliness and regret. I have gained everything and they have lost everything ..everything . I have grown as a person .. I have found love ... I have the love of those around me and they have only emptiness and regret.

As far as out right torture ..Hollywood style .... I would say being buried alive would be a evil end for a enemy. Claustrophobic insanity ..gasping and clawing.. slowly draining the last bit of the human survival instinct out of the victim.



You dig the hole .. I fill the hole . 100% employment !
User currently offlineluv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12090 posts, RR: 49
Reply 23, posted (3 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

I would say root canal no anesthesia, salt water and vinegar rinse followed by stitches with dull needle. Enjoy.


You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineKiwiRob From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 7037 posts, RR: 3
Reply 24, posted (3 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1788 times:

My worst enemy is a former best friend, he loves skiing, so I'd take a very slow power drill to both his knees, elbows and wrists. He's also a liar, cheat and thief, ironic since he's also a police officer, so I'd like to do something to get him dismissed from the force, and discredited amongst his family and friends eventually leading to his suicide. I'd then make an annual pilgrimage to his grave to crap and piss on it.

25 Post contains images photopilot : Stranded on a tropical island with the world's most beautiful woman..... and impotent!!!!
26 DocLightning : Better/worse yet, a herpes outbreak that won't go away. So you *CAN* get aroused... it just hurts to do anything with it, including handle matters yo
27 Post contains images JetsGo : Something tells me this wouldn't exactly be torture to our friend down in Bangkok. To the rest of us though...
28 Post contains images YYZflyer : The enhanced TSA patdown and body scanner for anything they want to do in their lives. Grocery shopping, movies, etc
29 BAViscount : Hmmm...I recently tried to contact an old friend, but it appears that I'd left it too long for his liking and he told me that he'd "moved on". Being a
30 YVRLTN : I dont know where it came from, but I told a jerk the other day to f*** himself up the ass with a cactus and ride home on a bicycle without a saddle..
31 Post contains images sahsa : TMI TMI TMI TMI. I will keep that to myself.[Edited 2011-03-24 21:17:16]
32 Post contains images DocLightning : Was it worth it? I once described the Board Certification Exam for the American Board of Pediatrics to be like being sodomized with a red-hot spike m
33 Post contains links and images SmithAir747 : My younger sister HATES my violin--my green violin. (I got this green violin in London in 2005, and taught myself to play.) She hates me playing it--s
34 aerorobnz : The old 1000 cut routine. I'd make 1000 surgical cuts all over the body - carefully avoiding arteries to keep them alive for the whole thing. I'd then
35 Post contains images aero145 : I would put my worst enemy in a little space, with no light, bad air conditioning, and very high and very low frequency noises sounding all the time.
36 Post contains images Fly2HMO : Hmm, that's a new one for me. Sounds mighty promising
37 ConcordeLoss : Good scenarios for Criminal Minds
38 TSS : Possibly, but I've got to say I expected to see a bit more creativity with regard to retribution. Both mental and physical torture have been well rep
39 aerorobnz : and hopefully not much of a body to clean up after...:-P
40 formerflyer31 : A careful injection of succinylcholine (doc, could you give a detailed explanation to the group of what that does please?) I am aware that it will cau
41 goblin211 : I'd sentence them to live with my father for 20 years. Then, maybe to show some mercy because I'm not that cold of an individual, I'd reserve the spot
42 Fly2HMO : How would it be painful though? It's just a muscle relaxant.
43 ltbewr : I am quite sure many of us could come up with some terroristic, perverted, sexual assult and intensely painful ways to kill or torture someone. Even t
44 JakeOrion : The passing of kidney stones, and I mean the stones that look like jacks attack.
45 BA6590 : Its used every day in hospitals all accross the world. I am not an anesthetist, but if Im not mistaken its used in rapid induction of anesthesia. It
46 andz : It is used to provide short term muscle relaxation during intubation.
47 Post contains images fridgmus : Why Dear Doctor Lightning! Such words from our favorite Healer! I thought that was marriage? Works for me as well my friend!
48 DocLightning : Succinylcholine (or Sux, as we call it for short) is a depolarizing paralytic. It mimics acetylcholine but isn't broken down by acetylcholinesterase.
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