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User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7992 posts, RR: 11
Posted (4 years 7 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1171 times:

Overheard at a fuel station:

Customer: "Do you have any lighter fuel?"
Employee: "Yep, some 30,000 liters."


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User currently offlinemt99 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 6838 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (4 years 7 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1164 times:
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Quoting NoUFO (Thread starter):

Customer: "Do you have any lighter fuel?"
Employee: "Yep, some 30,000 liters."

Employee: "Why, is the one we have too heavy?."

Thank you..ill be here all week...

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User currently offlinefutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1296 posts, RR: 4
Reply 2, posted (4 years 7 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1092 times:

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

User currently offlineAI121 From Canada, joined Jan 2011, 70 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (4 years 7 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1077 times:

Girl: "What do you like in me?"

Boy: "Those 2 big white balls having dark dots in it..."

Girl: "What???"

Boy: "Yes, your eyes..."

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