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 Dumb Women/Smart Men, Dumb Men, Etc.
 Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 45Posted Tue Jun 11 2002 14:55:59 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1269 times:

 Shared with me via e-mail, and pretty much right on the money. I'm surprised that RealHigh didn't beat me to this. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he needs. A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
 KROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 1, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 15:01:44 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1246 times:

 Classic. I had seen this before, but it had been awhile, and yes, it does seem to be right on the money.
 Flyboy36y From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3039 posts, RR: 7 Reply 2, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 15:38:56 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1232 times:

 LOL. That is VERY funny.
 Lortab 7.5mg From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 805 posts, RR: 11 Reply 3, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 15:56:15 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1216 times:

 Amen.
 Ndebele From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 2903 posts, RR: 22 Reply 4, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 16:12:09 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1208 times:

 LOL, very funny indeed. Especially the very last sentence! Btw, how does Lortab manage to make those one-word replies? I thought there is a minimum size for every post
 Lortab 7.5mg From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 805 posts, RR: 11 Reply 5, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 16:16:59 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1200 times:

 Ndebele,
 Ndebele From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 2903 posts, RR: 22 Reply 6, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 16:22:14 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1201 times:

 Lortab
 Blink182 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 5492 posts, RR: 15 Reply 7, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 17:27:03 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1178 times:

 Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 Swissgabe From Switzerland, joined Jan 2000, 5266 posts, RR: 32 Reply 8, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 17:29:14 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1174 times:

 Thats fun and even a little big real
 Smooth as silk - Royal Orchid Service /// Suid-Afrikaanse Lugdiens - Springbok
 NWA742 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 17:40:03 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1171 times:

 LOL!
 Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40285 posts, RR: 74 Reply 10, posted Tue Jun 11 2002 21:49:02 UTC (12 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1136 times:

 Matt D: I love these! They are hillarious!
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