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Uh, Oh! Madonna Doing Superbowl Halftime Show  
User currently offlinezhiao From United States of America, joined Jan 2011, 394 posts, RR: 0
Posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1757 times:
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Let's see if we see more than one nipple now.

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User currently offlineCadet985 From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 1551 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1751 times:

This is America. Can we possibly find someone with an ounce of talent for the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Marc


User currently offlineGyreaux130J From United States of America, joined Jun 2011, 126 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1738 times:

Quoting Cadet985 (Reply 1):
Ounce of talent

The Who can do it every year as far as I'm concerned
Edit: Yes I know The Who are English

[Edited 2011-10-08 21:55:11]


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User currently offline2707200X From United States of America, joined Mar 2009, 8490 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1738 times:

Quoting Cadet985 (Reply 1):
This is America. Can we possibly find someone with an ounce of talent for the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Nope, not in here at the moment. I suppose Justin Bieber will perform in the immediate future, if not the next Superbowl.



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User currently offlineWestWing From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 2134 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1735 times:

Quoting Cadet985 (Reply 1):
Can we possibly find someone with an ounce of talent for the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Madonna earns $100 million / year. All self-made. Pretty neat trick for someone "without an ounce of talent".



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User currently offlineGyreaux130J From United States of America, joined Jun 2011, 126 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1730 times:

Quoting WestWing (Reply 4):

Indeed it is



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User currently onlineBMI727 From United States of America, joined Feb 2009, 15730 posts, RR: 26
Reply 6, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1715 times:

Quoting zhiao (Thread starter):

Let's see if we see more than one nipple now.

If they put the camera on her face it won't matter. They're probably too saggy at this point. Might have been a problem circa 1988, but not so much now.



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User currently offlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2737 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1706 times:

Quoting WestWing (Reply 4):
Madonna earns $100 million / year. All self-made. Pretty neat trick for someone "without an ounce of talent".

Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber pull off this trick too.   



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User currently offlinejetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7407 posts, RR: 50
Reply 8, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1699 times:
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Quoting zhiao (Thread starter):
Let's see if we see more than one nipple now.

Knowing her desperation to be back on the front page, we're likely to 4 of 5 nips. She has plenty of time on her hands apparently.



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User currently offlineJakeOrion From United States of America, joined Oct 2005, 1253 posts, RR: 2
Reply 9, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1678 times:

Not to knock against Madonna, but I think Katy Perry would be better. Or Bon Jovi.


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User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26426 posts, RR: 76
Reply 10, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1677 times:

Quoting KPDX (Reply 7):
Quoting WestWing (Reply 4):
Madonna earns $100 million / year. All self-made. Pretty neat trick for someone "without an ounce of talent".

Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber pull off this trick too.

Madonna's been doing it for almost 30 years. Big difference.



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User currently offlineAirCanada787 From Canada, joined Nov 2010, 282 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days ago) and read 1671 times:

Quoting N1120A (Reply 10):

Quoting KPDX (Reply 7):
Quoting WestWing (Reply 4):
Madonna earns $100 million / year. All self-made. Pretty neat trick for someone "without an ounce of talent".

Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber pull off this trick too.

Madonna's been doing it for almost 30 years. Big difference.

  

I was going to say the exact same thing.



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User currently offlineltbewr From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13073 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1640 times:

From the 1st game in 1967 that became to be known as Super Bowl, halftime entertainment has been a big thing. Early ones had marching bands, groups like 'Up With People', to wierd Disney themed shows. At least Madonna is an American and under 60 years old. The main reason for these shows today is to keep people watching at halftime so they watch the commercials.

User currently offlineKiwiRob From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 7251 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1626 times:

Quoting zhiao (Thread starter):
Let's see if we see more than one nipple now.

Doubt it, Madnna hasn't exposed herself since the early 90's.


User currently offline474218 From United States of America, joined Oct 2005, 6340 posts, RR: 9
Reply 14, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1616 times:

Quoting Cadet985 (Reply 1):
Can we possibly find someone with an ounce of talent for the Superbowl Halftime Show?

How about Hank Willams Jr?


User currently offlineluckyone From United States of America, joined Aug 2008, 2168 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1593 times:

Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 13):
Doubt it, Madnna hasn't exposed herself since the early 90's.

There's a few stretch marks she has to cover up now.   Not to mention I'm sure anybody working a Superbowl show the last few years is giving a few extra tugs in certain places to make sure the stitching holds.

Quoting WestWing (Reply 4):
Madonna earns $100 million / year. All self-made. Pretty neat trick for someone "without an ounce of talent".

Neat indeed, and she does it by pretending to sing too!

Quoting Cadet985 (Reply 1):
This is America. Can we possibly find someone with an ounce of talent for the Superbowl Halftime Show?

I think the moment actually detracts from any talent you put up there. Part of the fun of a live performance, especially with these big pop acts, is their interaction with the crowd. But at Halftime you get a half-assed stage a mile away from the nearest audience. Sometimes they pay people to go stand on the field and look adoring, but the performers just look lost and like add ons. It makes it look forced. Then they make it worse by zooming out to show a stadium-wide view, and all I see is blinding lights.


User currently offlinewn700driver From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1556 times:

Quoting Cadet985 (Reply 1):
This is America. Can we possibly find someone with an ounce of talent for the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Seriously? Did you just completely miss everything she did from 1983 - 2000? There's a lot less talent out there then just Madonna.


User currently offlinePSA53 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3059 posts, RR: 4
Reply 17, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1551 times:

Quoting zhiao (Thread starter):
Let's see if we see more than one nipple now.

Yes.It also was announced that Motley Crue will be her band.   

But I still say that RUSH deserves the "Limelight." They should do "Spirit Of The Radio/Tom Sawyer/Limelight" set.   

They might even get into the HOF afterwards.The NFL HOF,that is.    Because the R n R HOF snubbed RUSH again this year.



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User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13985 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1526 times:

Quoting luckyone (Reply 15):
There's a few stretch marks she has to cover up now. Not to mention I'm sure anybody working a Superbowl show the last few years is giving a few extra tugs in certain places to make sure the stitching holds.

While there might be signs of her being a multiple mom, from what I could see on recent pictures, she still has very much a ballet dancer´s body. I´m also quite sure that she did all kinds of gymnastics during and after her pregnancies to prevent from getting flabby.
Ok, she is very petite, but she doesn´t look bad for a woman in her fifties.

Jan


User currently offlineluckyone From United States of America, joined Aug 2008, 2168 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1517 times:

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 18):
Ok, she is very petite, but she doesn´t look bad for a woman in her fifties.

Oh she's in fantastic shape!! You have to be to do what she does. My only qualm with her looks is you can tell the plastic surgery is starting to pile up. I'd rather see a few wrinkles than a scar, and a woman who can't blink.


User currently offlinesrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1497 times:

Quoting zhiao (Thread starter):
Let's see if we see more than one nipple now.

At this point, who hasn't seen Madonna naked?   

Quoting luckyone (Reply 19):
My only qualm with her looks is you can tell the plastic surgery is starting to pile up. I'd rather see a few wrinkles than a scar, and a woman who can't blink.

Two words, Joan Rivers......

Quoting PSA53 (Reply 17):
Yes.It also was announced that Motley Crue will be her band.

Talk about washed up. I saw them in concert in Las Vegas back in June and even my buddies that have seen them a number of times over the years talked about how bad they were. After the concert, we all joked that we should have left after Poison and gotten back to our hotel in time to see ABC in concert on Fremont Street...... Vince Neil seems to have forgotten most of the lyrics and either has one of the two female backup singers sing or puts the mic towards the crowd and has the crowd sing the song. Tommy Lee's drum solo is not as cool as it once was, as you could tell that parts of it were prerecorded as the solo is less rock and more electronica (although you have to say having the drum kit on a looped track is pretty damn cool).


User currently offlinezhiao From United States of America, joined Jan 2011, 394 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1483 times:
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Her body looks way too muscular, to the extent of it not being femenine, IMO. It's the opposite of Marilyn Monroe or even Kim Kardashian.

Have a look for yourself with these recent pics:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/madonna-nude-pictures-leak-nsfw

Notice she has a six pack!


User currently offlinePSA53 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3059 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1480 times:

Quoting srbmod (Reply 20):

Quoting luckyone (Reply 19):
My only qualm with her looks is you can tell the plastic surgery is starting to pile up. I'd rather see a few wrinkles than a scar, and a woman who can't blink.

Two words, Joan Rivers......

So,does this rule out Madonna doing "Like A Virgin?"   




Quoting srbmod (Reply 20):
Quoting PSA53 (Reply 17):
Yes.It also was announced that Motley Crue will be her band.

Talk about washed up.

That's too bad.MC was one hell of band.It's really sad to see our rockers are going on crutches.Roger Daltery,without Pete, will appearing at the Bowl here in LA doing "Tommy." I'm not excited about that.

[Edited 2011-10-09 13:22:54]


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User currently offlineKiwiRob From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 7251 posts, RR: 5
Reply 23, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1371 times:

Quoting zhiao (Reply 21):
Have a look for yourself with these recent pics:

She's always had a nice rack, I doubt she ever brest fed her kids.


User currently offlinefalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6088 posts, RR: 29
Reply 24, posted (2 years 10 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 1371 times:
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I don't care who does the half time show. I never watch it. I might glance at it while I am doing something else, but it is by far my least favorite thing of the Superbowl. I watch the game to see football, not some has been singer that I never liked anyway.

When the Superbowl (XL) was in Detroit one of my students was one of the "fans" in the half time show. He got invited because his mom was in some weight loss group that got invited to dance and be "fans" on the field. They were allowed to bring a guest and her son went. He told me he thought it was stupid and never would have went if he knew more about it. His complaint was that they were kept away from the game in a holding area so he could not watch the game and after the show they had to leave, so he had to listen to the game on the radio, on his way home. He told me that he would have rather stayed home so he could have watched the game on television.



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25 KiwiRob : Problem here is that you can't call Madonna a has been.
26 canoecarrier : It's the perfect time to get another beer or two, eat more hot wings, and visit with friends. I didn't even hear about the Janet Jackson slip until a
27 NASCARAirforce : I don't care for Madonna or any pop music for that matter - but Madonna actually is pretty talented for a pop singer. They've snubbed a lot of rock b
28 zhiao : The Michael Jackson 94 performance was epic. Someone mentioned "Kings of Leon": are you kidding? Another boring wannabe false rock group? I'd much rat
29 wn700driver : Not just for a pop singer, but for any kind of singer. Her voice is a reliable instrument to tune new stereo settings with, and her range and resonat
30 falstaff : I never hear any of my teenage students talking about her and they never play any of her music at the high school dances. As far as the young people
31 KiwiRob : That would be becasue her fanbase is in their late 20's, 30's and early 40's. Just because kids don't like someone doesn't mean they are hasbeens. I
32 NASCARAirforce : Well you won't hear anything more from Type O Negative, singer Peter Steele died last year. Dream Theater singer James LaBrie is great in the studio,
33 Venus6971 : I'm a purist, Would rather see the Texas A&M band perform than any pop singer singing a montage of all their hits. I usally don't watch the halfti
34 Post contains links luckyone : As much as I love the song, listen to her try to sing it live and your opinion might change! She is clearly singing the chorus over a backing track.
35 airtran737 : Why do they bring in such shitty acts for big events? A very small percentage of football fans are Madonna fans. This is like when Harley Davidson bro
36 falstaff : I don't know anyone who cares about the half time show. Who actually watches it? Even if I was at the Superbowl I would use that time to get more bee
37 AM744 : Now the question becomes. Who'll sing the US National Anthem? Christina Aguilera was dreadful.
38 EDICHC : In danger of going a little off-topic here but perhaps the Wall Street protesters are targeting the wrong people.
39 Post contains links wn700driver : Yeah, I know that about TON. I've been to at least one show every tour for about the last 15 years (though I've tried to avoid festivals like Waacken
40 NASCARAirforce : I wasn't aware she did any other projects with Armin Van Buren other than In and Out of Love. I work with a bunch of Armin Van Buren fans at my work.
41 jcs17 : I was actually in the 2nd row, facing the stage, 50 yard line during the Janet Jackson incident. We (my father and I) barely even made a remark when i
42 Mir : Not going to work. Game's on a Sunday. -Mir
43 wn700driver : Yeah turns out that some of the work I was thinking of was Jennifer Rene and Sophie Ellis Bextor. Yeah, Blood Sweat and Tears, it was. The remakes fo
44 NASCARAirforce : Yeah he has used various female vocalists just like Delirium has over the years. Love You to Death would be good with female vocals. I never was able
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