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Christina AGUILERA’S Dirty Little Secret!  
User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2297 times:

Guys,

Read the following

http://sg.entertainment.lycosasia.com/arts/seen/seenhg/7226.html

Truly shocking!

 Smile Smile Smile Smile

mb



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User currently offlineDavid B. From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 3148 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2278 times:

Sounds like me Big grin,...........................want to shake on it?  Big thumbs up


Teenage-know-it-alls should be shot on sight
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 2, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2269 times:

fascinating......

The things that are of interest to people. Though this is not likely to topple her celebrity status. It seems to me that there are all kinds of journalists out there with nothing to do but dig for skeletons in celebrities' closets.

But on the flip side, perhaps she shouldn't have done that in full public view.

But again, not that it matters. There are many guys (and ladies too for that matter) that would not only NOT be moved by that, but would kill for the chance to put their mouths (among other things) in the same place that Ms. Aguilera had her hands.


User currently offlineAlpha 1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2252 times:

I agree, Matt D. Amazing that anyone would find this newsworthy in any way, shape or form. Does the appetite by the public to know EVERYTHING about celebrities (some Americans, I should say-I could care less about any of them) extend to their hygene habits.

I don't know who the story puts in a worse light: Christina Aguilera, the press who hounds her, or the people who crave the news about her and others like her.


User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 4, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2249 times:

There are many guys (and ladies too for that matter) that would not only NOT be moved by that, but would kill for the chance to put their mouths (among other things) in the same place that Ms. Aguilera had her hands.

An action which, when involving the mouth, the French would call faire minette.
That is assuming that the lovely Ms. Aguilera had done what Spanish speakers would call numero uno. If, in contrast, she had done (continuing with the Hispanic theme) numero dos, the mouth-related action in question would be known to the French (shifting languages a bit) as feuille de rose, assuming I remember the Joy of Sex correctly.



"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineDavid B. From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 3148 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2243 times:

Careful there Pete, Alpha and MAtt don't like cultural diversity too much. Innocent


Teenage-know-it-alls should be shot on sight
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 6, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2244 times:

Does anyone have any firsthand faire minette or feuille de rose stories they'd like to share with us?

User currently offlineBernard Shakey From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 560 posts, RR: 9
Reply 7, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2226 times:

Somebody actually got paid to report that.


Mindless drifter on the road, Carries such an easy load
User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 2212 times:

Guys,

I agree. It just amazes me what people find newsworthy. Even worse is that a friend of mine sent me the link...

I had to ask her why?

Gosh Matty, why'd who have to turn my thread into a water sports forum?

mb


User currently offlineKaiTakFan From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1588 posts, RR: 6
Reply 9, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 2203 times:

I just couldnt stop laughing when I was reading this. Rather funny if you ask me! Dirty little girl!

User currently offlineLearpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1
Reply 10, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2163 times:

Reminds me of the George Carlin bit:

Do you know when I wash my hands after I go to the bathroom? When I shit on them!

George is a genius.



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User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2022 times:

Sheesh, I ate a crouton I dropped on the floor today....guess if I was a celebrity that would be front page news, huh?

User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 12, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2002 times:

Why wash your hands after taking a leak? I don't know about you guys, but my dick is cleaner than my hands.


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1986 times:

Does anyone have any firsthand faire minette or feuille de rose stories they'd like to share with us?

As I first mentioned the terms, and no one else has chimed in, I guess I'll have to relate a faire minette tale of woe.
Several years ago, back in my single days (obviously!), I dated a single mother in her early thirties. She was definitely not a trailer-trash type, in fact she had an excellent career as a healthcare professional and had written a couple of reference books in her field of expertise. For the record, in case anyone looks at my user profile, she did not live anywhere close to my current location, not even in the same state.
Our relationship became "intimate" (her term) on our fifth or sixth date. As things progressed that evening, I began to faire minette - and Goddamn near asphyxiated! Her intimate odor, or cassoulet as the Joy of Sex calls it, was repulsive beyond imagination. Think of a mixture of sweat and urine that's been allowed to fester for several hours. Of course, I could do nothing but contain my revulsion and continue with the "activity" until she reached the Supreme Moment.
Afterwards, I attributed the problem to the young lady's inability to cleanse herself in advance, the intimate portion of the evening's not having been planned in advance. One week later, however, we had another date, this time of course with the expectations that activities of a carnal nature would follow, and yes, her cassoulet was every bit as repulsive. And once again I was forced to persevere.
At least the problem did not recur - she dumped me soon afterwards.
P.S. As far as feuille de rose stories are concerned, I don't have any, and do not ever plan to have any!!



"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineSccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5508 posts, RR: 28
Reply 14, posted (12 years 2 months 1 week 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1980 times:

LOL!

Similar experience in the formative years of my adulthood- I thought they all smelled thusly; was confused as to why older (presumably wiser) confidantes were so enthused.

Luckily, I was not frightened away from subsequent efforts with more... worthy... candidates. Vive la difference!

You just never know what you'll find here on the .Net!



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